waywt? saved my life

[onemancult]

suzy knows me well

[Lab]

knnav0aIkEI

[Halifamous]

I hate this thread because it reminded me I like Vanity Fair.

Even worse, I kind of like Graydon Carter.

[onemancult]

[jeepster]

why can't i be 22?

PAST THE THRESHOLD

[Halifamous]

Think about pre-weightloss marc fucking suzy menkes.

Just think.

[jane]

dear jane,

i know 22 is probably old and gross to you, but, you wanna run away and join the carnival or drive north until the gas tank's empty? we can tell each other secrets and maybe eat a fried oreo or two along the way.

we'll have to nix the kissing and skinny dipping, because i don't think i'd take well to texan prisons. mostly because the inmates would take well to supple, boyish ass.

love,

onemancult.

this depends, post fit pics first

but probably!! i dont have a license yet and i am a free loader

[onemancult]

PAST THE THRESHOLD

nah not even. 23 is peak year. i'm golden right now.

also, pre weightloss marc fucking suzy menkes is kind of turning me on right now,

because pre weightloss marc was mad cutty with his drug habit and suzy menkes' skin was a little more taut and firm back then, so i am getting these aural hallucinations that sound like playing ping pong in a butcher shop with rack of lamb

racquets.

[geekbonchic]

this depends, post fit pics first

but probably!! i dont have a license yet and i am a free loader

Open to interpretation.

[onemancult]

this depends, post fit pics first

but probably!! i dont have a license yet and i am a free loader

i was counting on you driving since i'm a born and raised new yorker and i

don't even know where to get a license or how to start a car or what you

even call half of the things that make a car a car.

...ok so, want to take the subway with me to coney island? do you do rollercoasters?

we'll ride the cyclone and eat a funnel cake and then do the bumper cars

and then run onto the beach and into the water in our 'spensive clothes.

visual reference:

[jeepster]

nah not even. 23 is peak year. i'm golden right now.

also, pre weightloss marc fucking suzy menkes is kind of turning me on right now,

because pre weightloss marc was mad cutty with his drug habit and suzy menkes' skin was a little more taut and firm back then, so i am getting these aural hallucinations that sound like playing ping pong in a butcher shop with rack of lamb

racquets.

haha, you sound like my brother.

"If I'm 23 next year and not making $40k a year, I'm gonna kill myself."

Oh the aspirations of you NYU-grads... its so refreshing.

[onemancult]

ahahaha, your brother is lame.

i don't need no aspirations, i work for superfuture. i'm set for life.

please keep posting.

[onemancult]

also, i know a lot of kids exactly like your brother, and no offense to you or him or these people that i know, but honestly, i fully predict that there will be a lot of arguably needless deaths happening next year.

also, 40k? become a nypd officer or school teacher. so easy.

if i told you what i did with my time at nyu, you'd ask me to write you a guide to life.

[Lab]

did you push E and hang wit michael alig?

[onemancult]

i'd been rolling with alig since grade school, as this invitation to one of his parties from 1991 will elucidate:

[yes that is mine, by the by.]

[jeepster]

ahahaha, your brother is lame.

i don't need no aspirations, i work for superfuture. i'm set for life.

please keep posting.

also, i know a lot of kids exactly like your brother, and no offense to you or him or these people that i know, but honestly, i fully predict that there will be a lot of arguably needless deaths happening next year.

also, 40k? become a nypd officer or school teacher. so easy.

if i told you what i did with my time at nyu, you'd ask me to write you a guide to life.

workin in the Futureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeah, but he just got a position and an apartment, so he will not be in the obits within the next year for something arguably needless.

nuts to NYU

it's all about the sandy shores and crack whores of Staten Island for me...

[Lab]

he musta slept with a lot of dudes to get the money to throw all dem parties.

[onemancult]

props to your bro. get the fuck out of staten island already... yo, is drink nyc still open?

they don't card, we can take jane there.

this thread just became a water cooler and a half, i am loving it.

[jeepster]

props to your bro. get the fuck out of staten island already... yo, is drink nyc still open?

they don't card, we can take jane there.

this thread just became a water cooler and a half, i am loving it.

mayne

i dont live there until aug 21st

then i will be @ skool

learnin thangs

doin thangs

DOIN THANGS

[onemancult]

word to andre the giant on that one.

[jeepster]

let ya boy Robert Pershing Wadlow know wuts goot

[Lab]

Things I've stood in line for -

Customs

Magnolia cupcakes

Splash Mountain

Andre the Giant autographs

I suck at standing in lines.

jeep, i still can't believe u can't dunk.

[jeepster]

Magnolia cupcakes was extremely disappointing when I first had them.

I stick by that now.

EDIT:

lab, I can, but only w/ clear lane and run up. I ain't Garnett

[onemancult]

what the fuck do you think this is, woman, some sort of "what you're wearing today" thread?

p.s. lurve ur argy-nylons, dah-ling.

[onemancult]

is your cousin's smile this nice?

[lucky_cloud]

this thread has been awesome for the last couple pages.

omc, please tell me what you did at NYU and give me advice based on that.

[onemancult]

if you want to be like the omc, become a research assistant for an author working on a book project for a major us-based publishing house and then lie through your teeth to six or seven different departments at nyu so that they'll give you full credit for completing the internship work, thus making it so that you only have one or two

1.5 hour classes a week per semester.

see, what this enables you to do is to pursue and secure paid internships/part time work and gain real world experience instead of wasting your life in a fucking classroom.

so, by the time you graduate, your resume looks better than any 30 year old's, you've got a shit ton of contacts, etc etc.

also, if you're like me, you'll spend a lot of time hanging out in "the scene" and partying. i actually kind of want all the time i spent hanging out in the anything gangstore back though.

[plongin]

[broneck]

Jane, much of your appeal comes from your subversion of the expected considering your age. That you dress with a refinement and confidence beyond your years makes you a wonderful anomaly, like walking into a greasy spoon diner and getting a four star meal.

That being said, this fit is retrograde. The tube top reminds me you're sixteen. You're wearing your age like candles on a cake.

Maybe you don't mind that, but it never seemed like your intention was to dress your age.

^^ But man is free to kill poorly-dress man, no?

it's never been my intention to dress 'older' but it is my intention to dress in a way that disassociates myself from my generation and peers

the tube top was meant to be a foil to the adolfo jacket-nancy reagan always wear adolfo-so i thought it'd be cool to make it a little slutty. know what i mean?

i totally got what the tube top was about and thought it was sort of genius.

matter fact, if you could just do this all the time, it would be great. like, wealthy cracked-out gin n' tonic breakfast grandma meets 15 year old prosti-teen in a

dusty southern drive-in parking lot.

thanks boo.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you don't yet have what it takes to carry a sexually powerful look.

Possessing the confidence and presence to inhabit a "slutty" look without degrading yourself is the work of a strong woman.

Yours looks like exactly what it is, a girl in a tube top. No juxtaposition.

I have no doubt you'll be there in the future. You're working so far ahead of what most of us were doing at that age. I also don't mean to talk down to you. It's just that some restrictions can't just be dressed away.

i think you're trying to read way too much into what is just a simple juxtaposition of young and trashy with old and classy that i think is totally working. especially considering whereabouts the globe she is located, tube tops aren't even entirely the bastion of slutdom-- toterly weather propers.

her look DOES look exactly like what it is... a girl in a tube top with what would otherwise be a stuffy-as-fuck jacket over it. and you know what? that is fun as all hell.

if i saw this on some girl i'd immediately ask her if she wanted to run away and join the carnival or drive in one direction until the gas tank was near empty and be the kind of best friend that i can go on adventures with and nervously try to kiss behind a ferris wheel after stealing cotton candy or trust not to laugh at me when we find a pond to skinny dip in.

the look isn't supposed to be sexual proclivity tamed, i personally think it is more about taking the grandma smell out of the adolfo with a spritz of fresh

young flower smell.

you're getting MAD CATHY HORYN right now son, have you been reading a lot of IHT lately?

I have read this sentence five times and I am no closer to understanding it.

dear jane,

i know 22 is probably old and gross to you, but, you wanna run away and join the carnival or drive north until the gas tank's empty? we can tell each other secrets and maybe eat a fried oreo or two along the way.

we'll have to nix the kissing and skinny dipping, because i don't think i'd take well to texan prisons. mostly because the inmates would take well to supple, boyish ass.

love,

onemancult.

Oh I've read her in Vanity Fair before. She's pretty fucking awful.

PS: You are not twenty two.

Paging Suzy Menkes. Paging Suzy Menkes.

Suzy Menkes is a buttertroll.

I also just admitted to reading Vanity Fair.

why can't i be 22?

I hate this thread because it reminded me I like Vanity Fair.

Even worse, I kind of like Graydon Carter.

PAST THE THRESHOLD

Think about pre-weightloss marc fucking suzy menkes.

Just think.

this depends, post fit pics first

but probably!! i dont have a license yet and i am a free loader

nah not even. 23 is peak year. i'm golden right now.

also, pre weightloss marc fucking suzy menkes is kind of turning me on right now,

because pre weightloss marc was mad cutty with his drug habit and suzy menkes' skin was a little more taut and firm back then, so i am getting these aural hallucinations that sound like playing ping pong in a butcher shop with rack of lamb

racquets.

i was counting on you driving since i'm a born and raised new yorker and i

don't even know where to get a license or how to start a car or what you

even call half of the things that make a car a car.

...ok so, want to take the subway with me to coney island? do you do rollercoasters?

we'll ride the cyclone and eat a funnel cake and then do the bumper cars

and then run onto the beach and into the water in our 'spensive clothes.

visual reference:

haha, you sound like my brother.

"If I'm 23 next year and not making $40k a year, I'm gonna kill myself."

Oh the aspirations of you NYU-grads... its so refreshing.

ahahaha, your brother is lame.

i don't need no aspirations, i work for superfuture. i'm set for life.

please keep posting.

also, i know a lot of kids exactly like your brother, and no offense to you or him or these people that i know, but honestly, i fully predict that there will be a lot of arguably needless deaths happening next year.

also, 40k? become a nypd officer or school teacher. so easy.

if i told you what i did with my time at nyu, you'd ask me to write you a guide to life.

workin in the Futureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeah, but he just got a position and an apartment, so he will not be in the obits within the next year for something arguably needless.

nuts to NYU

it's all about the sandy shores and crack whores of Staten Island for me...

mayne

i dont live there until aug 21st

then i will be @ skool

learnin thangs

doin thangs

DOIN THANGS

if you want to be like the omc, become a research assistant for an author working on a book project for a major us-based publishing house and then lie through your teeth to six or seven different departments at nyu so that they'll give you full credit for completing the internship work, thus making it so that you only have one or two

1.5 hour classes a week per semester.

see, what this enables you to do is to pursue and secure paid internships/part time work and gain real world experience instead of wasting your life in a fucking classroom.

so, by the time you graduate, your resume looks better than any 30 year old's, you've got a shit ton of contacts, etc etc.

also, if you're like me, you'll spend a lot of time hanging out in "the scene" and partying. i actually kind of want all the time i spent hanging out in the anything gangstore back though.

um. . . . . .what?

[SOLISTIK]

To chill at a family party (parent's twenty-seventh anniversary)..