waywt? saved my life

[kunk75]

the tag was an anniversary gift from years back. i usually wear a nooka but a client asked me why i own a business and rock a $200 watch. after shoving it up his ass, i decided i couldn't wear it anymore.

[Guest jmatsu]

kunk,

i don't think any of what your just wore matches you in the least. maybe except the dh jawns cause they are based on military shoes...you look like you could have been in the romanian military.

or maybe a tuxedo or suit would do for you. you look like you'd make a great doorman, bouncer, chauffer...some sort of man-servant. if you wore a loincloth you'd look like a eunuch slave from the dark ages. grow a beard, buy a little white hat, and you'd be the perfect BLUTO.

or you could just dress more like bullen and smile (even though the shape of his head-top is different).

you have a wife? would her name happen to be "helga" by any chance??

[kunk75]

kunk,

i don't think any of what your just wore matches you in the least. maybe except the dh jawns cause they are based on military shoes...you look like you could have been in the romanian military.

or maybe a tuxedo or suit would do for you. you look like you'd make a great doorman, bouncer, chauffer...some sort of man-servant. if you wore a loincloth you'd look like a eunuch slave from the dark ages.

or you could just dress more like bullen and smile (even though the shape of his head-topis different).

you have a wife? would her name happen to be "helga" by any chance??

i tend to say fuck it cause no clothes fit me anyway. if i could find tranny-sized balenciage legos i'd wear em. i face facts. i'm 6'2. 240. i bench trees and squat planes and kill hessians. i may post loincloth pics from halloween. come on, is there not something to be said for baby huey wearing clothes intended for people 100 pounds less?

[Leonard Leroy]

fuck, hahaha, I repped for his last post, I wish I could repped that one hahaha

[Guest jmatsu]

i tend to say fuck it cause no clothes fit me anyway. if i could find tranny-sized balenciage legos i'd wear em. i face facts. i'm 6'2. 240. i bench trees and squat planes and kill hessians. i may post loincloth pics from halloween. come on, is there not something to be said for baby huey wearing clothes intended for people 100 pounds less?

okay...okay.

the tuck won't work for a person of your physique unless you go hypebeast (which you obviously don't want). i personally think you should just go more formal. sizing up would def stop the b. banner to incredible hulk effects.

[kunk75]

cop? international male may be more my steez. think i look like a killer now, in a suit i look like a better-paid killer.

okay...okay.

the tuck won't work for a person of your physique unless you go hypebeast (which you obviously don't want). i personally think you should just go more formal. sizing up would def stop the b. banner to incredible hulk effects.

[kunk75]

but for real, i can see your point.

[junglejane]

i tend to say fuck it cause no clothes fit me anyway. if i could find tranny-sized balenciage legos i'd wear em. i face facts. i'm 6'2. 240. i bench trees and squat planes and kill hessians. i may post loincloth pics from halloween. come on, is there not something to be said for baby huey wearing clothes intended for people 100 pounds less?

this post is all kinds of hot.

[kunk75]

this post is all kinds of hot.

though my wife would not approve, i'm sensing a tarzan/jane vibe here. sure you've never heard that before. i think i just killed the heat. sorry.

[mrip]

too fucking hot

bonus chat shot of my hairy legs

[selective beef]

^wheres your ice cream and slurpees??

i have more hair on my legs than you... and you're ndn!

[Guest winq]

i can eat spicier foods than kerni. kerni is not ndn.

[Guest winq]

look at dem juicy cankles

[Guest winq]

wheres the bape

[mis]

are those bape boxers

[mellowbonsai]

ProfMonnitoff has the hair of a French prince.

jeepster has this spectacular franco-trash wealthy layabout vibe whenever he puts up a waywt. i think he has the most diversified wardrobe and discriminating eye of the wealthbeasts on here/tfs/sz. or maybe he just wears more color. great shoe collection too.

[noparse][/dickride][/noparse]

[jeepster]

jeepster has this spectacular franco-trash wealthy layabout vibe whenever he puts up a waywt. i think he has the most diversified wardrobe and discriminating eye of the wealthbeasts on here/tfs/sz. or maybe he just wears more color. great shoe collection too.

[noparse][/dickride][/noparse]

yeah, whenever he throws up a waywt, i'm always impressed by how ballin that Viennese sausage is...

wink wink, nudge nudge

[homi29]

uniqcloak

uniqlo cp (no vis)

preme

mij

vans

[termitezee]

t_z

[Guest jmatsu]

uniqcloak

uniqlo cp (no vis)

preme

mij

vans

homi,

this is probably one of your best fits, in my opinion. lose the vans or at least cut off their tags.

[Guest chemi]

yeh definitely looks great,

i've never seen that plokhov x uniqlo jkt before either. pics?

[Medic]

10 month wash on these jawns today

idiom

fenom

levis

visvim

[oOmegaOo]

H+M hood/shirt

Uniqlo jeans

Converse shoes

[geekbonchic]

^ The blurring gives the vague impression of a face and it's kinda creeping me out.

[ktothe]

To go see the Mariners

[timber]

dorky!

[eyes_of_glass]

Damn, how can you jump so high with only one leg?

[timber]

there's a trick to it

[willy cheesesteak]

timber blaine

[jcotteri]

homi thats a good fit, i see no problem with the vans, but of course it is a little bland. You should shoot that pose more often as it doesn't make you look as short as your usual posts do.