best way to get barf off of jeans?

[Guest The Diplomatic Aristocrat]

enlighten me.

[Guest The Diplomatic Aristocrat]

come on guys, nothing? should I do a soak and rub it off, or should I wash it? tell me guys.

[snugglepony]

wash your jeans. puke is gross.

better?

[kert]

first shit, now puke. wtf? i recommend doing a wash.

[Stylen]

Can people be serious.... Shit, vomit, excrement, just wash them. If its not bleach, wine, or mustard youll be ok. Im sure some hydrolchloric acid could wreak some havoc on your jeans though. Wash them cold see how it turns out.

[Guest The Diplomatic Aristocrat]

why is it so hard to believe that someone puked on their jeans? I was just rocking a couple 40ozs and I had too many.

[Stylen]

why is it so hard to believe that someone puked on their jeans? I was just rocking a couple 40ozs and I had too many.

LOL 40s... 80oz= roughly 9 beers. How quickly did you take those down?

[Analog]

Doesn't vomit contain stomach acid? Wonder how that reacts with the denim...

[Stylen]

Doesn't vomit contain stomach acid? Wonder how that reacts with the denim...

Like I said a few posts up. It contains bile, which is made up of mucus and a few acids that mix to make Hydrochloric Acid.

[Guest The Diplomatic Aristocrat]

LOL 40s... 80oz= roughly 9 beers. How quickly did you take those down?

In half an hour I drank 1 1/2. And they were steel reserve 211's. hahaha I can usually handle that shit, it's just that I had nothing to eat before it.

[Stylen]

In half an hour I drank 1 1/2. And they were steel reserve 211's. hahaha I can usually handle that shit, it's just that I had nothing to eat before it.

LOL dumbass...... Look at it this way, itll add some flare to your jeans. Custom fading

[Louis]

"cool" wear marks, whered you get them from? oh some dumb cunt threw up all over my pants... wasnt that you who threw up on them? (awkward silence)

[Guest]

JUST LEaVE IT Itll be FINe.

[dasman989]

if you don't want to wash the whole piece, a little baking soda might help to neutralize the acid in the puke. It also aborbs odor.... I have no idea if this will work but it's the best i can come up with.

[lithiumsys]

Whatever you do, don't wash them. The 6 month minimum isn't a suggestion, it is a requirement. Your jeans will literally explode.

[Superstar]

JUST LEaVE IT Itll be FINe.

oh god i hope you had some sort of spazm the instant you typed this...

typing on and off capital letters is a BIG no-no...

[beatle]

I recommend to do the same with "barfed on Jeans" as with "walked on by a tick Jeans"...

BURN

[Pandemonium]

that's just as bad if not worse than shitting on your jeans.

wash them, you'll lose less indigo than if you don't.

[blm14]

The only thing that will get barf out of jeans is more barf.

[ardeetee]

The only thing that will get barf out of jeans is more barf.

yep, if you're going to wash them anyway, might as well get shitfaced again without the worry of getting more puke on your denim. Get the most out of your first wash!

i'm kidding, puke is gross, go wash them or at least give them a long soak with something that smells nice.

[plongin]

first, go find:

peanut butter

sesame oil

2 spoonfuls of detergent

a handful of gravel

orange juice.

mix together thoroughly.

use a bagel as a brush, and smear the mixture onto the puke infected area.

leave in the sun for six and a half hours,

watch the mixture combine with the left over puke particles into one entity,

it will harden to a crust,

and then use a knife and flake it off.

denim good as new.

[Charlie Delta]

^seconded!

This really works!

[Lucas0607]

Omg. Clean them quick through washing or they'll react with the denim and turn into these

[Roland]

did the Aristocrat drink too much cognac?

[tangerine]

first, go find:

peanut butter

sesame oil

2 spoonfuls of detergent

a handful of gravel

orange juice.

mix together thoroughly.

use a bagel as a brush, and smear the mixture onto the puke infected area.

leave in the sun for six and a half hours,

watch the mixture combine with the left over puke particles into one entity,

it will harden to a crust,

and then use a knife and flake it off.

denim good as new.

Does it matter what kind of bagel you use? I only have poppy seed, and I am worried that the poppy seeds will scratch the indigo.

[sybaritical]

Plongin's suggestion is good, but for really stubborn puke stains I suggest

0.5 litres Squid brand fish sauce

1lb petroleum jelly

2 grammes ground almonds

2 tblsp spirulina

1 olive

Blitz it all up to a fine paste and apply topically.

Do wonders for your fades.

Crucify your sex life.

[lestat]

sorry for the revived thread, i had too much to drink the other night and puked all over my jeans. i washed them on cold, still had a smell. i rubbed baking soda on them, still a smell.. right now they're soaking again. any suggestions on what else to do?

Febreeze, and hang it out in the sun?

[nickt]

I had too much to drink and the puke splattered to the ends causing spots all over. I scrubbed the spots out.

[Heartworm]

How disgusting are you people?

Shit, cum, vomit = wash. End of discussion.