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my eyes have been spewing TONS of eye gunk recently. sorta like the little dried up stuff you find in your eyes in the morning except my eyes spew them and i wake up and my entire like eye area is caked with them. like a blindfold of caked eye gunk. WHY?

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my eyes have been spewing TONS of eye gunk recently. sorta like the little dried up stuff you find in your eyes in the morning except my eyes spew them and i wake up and my entire like eye area is caked with them. like a blindfold of caked eye gunk. WHY?

pink eye? shit would happen to me when i had it

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sweets have caught up to me..

2 toothaches and a impacted wisdom teeth....

i wish i had insurance

suckaaaa :D

actually i shouldn't say anything. sweets haven't gotten to me yet.

not gonna be happy when they do.

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no pink eye. maybe no pink eye. hopefully no pink eye. prolly from all the smoke blown in my face on 420? iono. no jizz in eye here.

I've been outside alot recently how to get "i just drowned" skin tone back????

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you can do what middle aged japanese women do and wear a large visor, gloves, long sleeves, and use a parasol.

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you can do what middle aged japanese women do and wear a large visor, gloves, long sleeves, and use a parasol.

i do this some times - the parasol 0

a bug flew into some chicks boobs while she was wearing a bikini. she panicked boobs went flippy floppy men all over the lake rejoice.

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How does photobucket know what photos you store and if they are "not acceptable"? I uploaded a pic of a strap on cock that pees for you and they deleted it from my album. I'm baffled how they maintain hundreds of thousands, or millions, of images.

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nuh-uh, i saw that pic and there was

nothin soft about it

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no pink eye. maybe no pink eye. hopefully no pink eye. prolly from all the smoke blown in my face on 420? iono. no jizz in eye here.

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or that. one or the other, just hope its not pink eye

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Maybe I just want to fly

I want to live I don't want to die

Maybe I just want to breath

Maybe I just don't believe

Maybe you're the same as me

We see things they'll never see

You and I are gonna live forever

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i woke up five minutes ago in pure darkness and the room spinning, no idea what happened. i walked upstairs, puked, and now i'm here in random thoughts chillin. good excuse to get out of school and physical therapy but god i feel fucking miserable.

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a gay friend of yours was at your home last night, u touched his balls a couple of times and u didn't know he slept over. doesn't seem weird at all, u teased and got raped.

didn't touch the balls, just punched the hardest i could. also he isn't really out of the closet yet, he just seems to prefer men. there was other people in the house before i went to bed and i locked my door... and if he raped me he wouldn't have slept on the sofa.

Yesterday night was crazy too. i was at a party in a very small flat with beer and peanuts everywhere. we were 4 gays to wear dior homme jeans (so homo), one of them must be a fan of kanye west, he had the 1st coloramas. one guy was wearing some german army trainer and told me we had the same shoes. i told him to gtfo because mine were margielas, but he was cool with that. then i got mad drunk off vodka jelly (st george's day concept). then this friend started feeling bad and since she was wearing my hoodie i had to walk her at her friend's home.

all i remember is cooking escalope de dinde and omelette with loads of spices like curry, cumin, paprika, and i even put honey on it. was awesome. then next souvenir is me with the 2 girls around me in the bed (wearing mah clothes whatcha thinkin), then next souvenir is the girl on my right throwing up on the bed...

then next remembrance i wake up next to her still dressed. i stole a kinder bueno and a banana and went to class, she probably won't wake up until 2pm and wanted me to go to class anyway, i guess.

i really need to chill the next few days, i haven't really sleept yet and my life's a mess. but i love it.

on an unrelated note, happy birthday mom thanks for everything. don't forget to hem my cm and send it to me along with the world map and ramones tee shirt.

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Did you two just fuck? (9)

...

(7)

nah

but I did get my chinese food.

Wasn't as good as I wanted it to be, but I'm not complaining really.

But now I've got a fucking shiner of a pimple beneath my nose... h8 pimples.

:(

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i'm visiting two apartments later today, i'm really excited, hope one of them will become my new one !

I am too. I already have a place in mind, just need to give him the deposit, but idk if im convinced yet. i dont wanna leave the place im in now. right on main street, its perfect.

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this lousy computer just went to a blank screen and gave me "no signal". lost my photoshop work.

I think I'll cave and get a mac instead of another PC. Just need my old HD for the files. The only real apps I need are the adobe suite, and I know that's easy enough to find.

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