Random Thoughts...

[sistersuzie]

speaking of tongue peelings..

two years ago, on a hot summer night i was fucking drunk and decided that i wanted sour bubble gum.

in less than an hour, i had went through all the pack, sucked the sour out of each bubble gum...

morning after, my gums were all fucked up and i couldn't taste shit for almost a week.

[mr fluffernutter]

you got burned suzie

[sawn-off chef]

why is supermarket dead? :[

[sistersuzie]

you got burned suzie

i think so i now have new gums and a fake/ true (snake) tongue

why is supermarket dead? :[

buy my shit, make it move

mom always say we're happier in action

[Protocol]

Speaking of eats, i really need a packet of these right now.

Then i can line em up and act out my sadistic bear gobbling fantasies rooted from an abusive childhood where paternal love was scarce.

:):)

[cman]

this is fucking awesome. i just went over to campus to grab a bite to eat and sell my books back. they bought them all back except one, 147 bucks cash money. my wallet has not been this fat in a while.

i see a pair of petit standards in the near future. denimssss

[cinderella]

my brother turned 18 today, and since he and his friends have recently reverted to childhood they all went to toys r us and bought him a sick nerf gun and some laffy taffy

After getting it they grabbed some gas and then headed back to school, but got pulled over. OUT OF NOWHERE, 6 cruisers and 3 unmarked cars swarm them, cops approach the car with hands on their guns screaming at them to get their hands up and get out of the car, etc. At this point, they are all shitting their pants.

This happened because the gas station attendant is A RETARD and thought that the enormous, plastic orange "gun" one of them was looking at was REAL and called the cops. LOL!!!! Once they figured out what was going on apparently the cops were killing themselves laughing, and apologized for pulling him over on his birthday.

[Servo2000]

why is supermarket dead? :[

it's not my fault you're too broke / not small enough to fit in my dope shit

[Servo2000]

buy my fucking stuff

[mr fluffernutter]

my brother turned 18 today, and since he and his friends have recently reverted to childhood they all went to toys r us and bought him a sick nerf gun and some laffy taffy

After getting it they grabbed some gas and then headed back to school, but got pulled over. OUT OF NOWHERE, 6 cruisers and 3 unmarked cars swarm them, cops approach the car with hands on their guns screaming at them to get their hands up and get out of the car, etc. At this point, they are all shitting their pants.

This happened because the gas station attendant is A RETARD and thought that the enormous, plastic orange "gun" one of them was looking at was REAL and called the cops. LOL!!!! Once they figured out what was going on apparently the cops were killing themselves laughing, and apologized for pulling him over on his birthday.

LOL CANADA

[Egpt]

who the fuck thinks any weapons dealer would make an orange mini bazooka or something? mad camouflaged for warfare.

[m1sterko]

sweets have caught up to me..

2 toothaches and a impacted wisdom teeth....

i wish i had insurance

[sawn-off chef]

it's not my fault you're too broke / not small enough to fit in my dope shit

i was actually considering your stuff after mine all sells but hmph, it was more a statement of nobody is buying anything anymore.

[Servo2000]

don't feel bad I'm even too broke for my stuff

that's why I'm selling it

[newaesthetic]

my brother turned 18 today, and since he and his friends have recently reverted to childhood they all went to toys r us and bought him a sick nerf gun and some laffy taffy

After getting it they grabbed some gas and then headed back to school, but got pulled over. OUT OF NOWHERE, 6 cruisers and 3 unmarked cars swarm them, cops approach the car with hands on their guns screaming at them to get their hands up and get out of the car, etc. At this point, they are all shitting their pants.

This happened because the gas station attendant is A RETARD and thought that the enormous, plastic orange "gun" one of them was looking at was REAL and called the cops. LOL!!!! Once they figured out what was going on apparently the cops were killing themselves laughing, and apologized for pulling him over on his birthday.

Now they need to do the necessary mods to the nerf guns...

[mrip]

my brain is a burger and my heart is the charcoal

its dark and hell is hot

[crissyw]

lol@ cinderella

my brother and his friends got swarmed by the cops for that too.

fuckin retards

[Astérix]

<3 u tg...

[lawless]

if you put a spicy chicken sandwich in the refrigerator and microwave it in the morning will it taste nasty?

contemplating if i should eat or save for later.

[chronoaug]

also im sad i cant find my ms vickeys lime and black pepper

looks like i have to go to canada or something

What are you talking about? I see them here in americaland

[sounddumber]

im only nineteen but my mind is old

and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold

another nigga deceased, another story gets told

it aint nothin really, hey yo dunn spark the philly

[Oxy.]

vacuumed interiors, and shined wheels, what's your life like?

this how mine's feel

i like my seat back, i like my wine chilled,

i look good, smell better, and i rhyme ill...

i'm at these girls neck & heads, you & your girl sleep in separate beds

yeah, i get pussy, but i'd rather get checks instead

y'all got birthday cake, mine's wedding tall

y'all lemon small, y'all never ball

40 hear my interviews, say tone it down

i'm at your girl's condo getting shown around

my city... never f'in need me, no wait, hold up,

they really need me, hold up, wait, young f'in weezy

holla at me when you done f'in weezy

[mrchariybrown]

it;s 9:30 right niow. drinking since 10:15. I'm fckjign done.

[mpcec]

i have a sale pending but im too lazy and stressed from school to bother with it...

[jl3969]

i cant wait to watch Tyson

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

mrip dont they have those at quiznos

[jeepster]

I'd absolutely kill for chinese food right now.

dunno why but it's usually the first food I want post sex.

does that make sense?

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

I'd absolutely kill for chinese food right now.

dunno why but it's usually the first food I want post sex.

does that make sense?

fuck, this is truth

I want the red pork spare ribs

I want the salty fish fried rice

I want the stir fried thick noodles in black bean sauce

I WANT IT NOW

[High Monika]

Did you two just fuck? (9)

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(7)

[samsikle]

giggle giggle

ahhhhh i'm so full off korean food.

plus all those dope little side dishes AND free soft serve ice cream. ahhhhhhhhh