Random Thoughts...

[kunk75]

first bj was worse. the girl just chomped on the head of my dick with braces. i was too fucked up to know but had what looked like mosquito bites all over my pecker the next morning.

[cheep]

my first blowjob was great... at a church. bad thing is as soon as i started to come, she stopped, and it permanently stained one of my favorite tees

[kunk75]

^ha. my friend left me at a club about 10 years ago after leaving with 2 40 year old ladies. i had left my sweater in his back seat. when i asked for it back he showed me the sweater and told me he busted all over it and it looked like papier mache or some crusty snowball. he still owes me $50.

[mrchariybrown]

I don't find handjobs or blowjobs all that appealing..

like everyone else said, a dude can whack himself off far better than a girl can..

and as for blowjobs.. I usually find that it's a hit or miss. sometimes success..

but there have been time when I've said "I'm bored" or "you tried your best"

vagina.

[Leonard Leroy]

Oh man, blowjobs are the best i'm such a lazy asshole

[WayneGibbous]

^repped

BJs produce a better feeling result but are harder to achieve if you get laid regularly. Plus no need to get all sweaty and shit.

Sex is fun as hell when you're drunk though.....

edit: nevermind Leo, peen launcher empty

IOU

[kunk75]

i only like them as the start of something. can't finish from one. rather eat puss.

[cheep]

i only like them as the start of something. can't finish from one. rather eat puss.

cosign .

[Vs Toto]

can't finish from one.

l THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

[WayneGibbous]

first bj was worse. the girl just chomped on the head of my dick with braces. i was too fucked up to know but had what looked like mosquito bites all over my pecker the next morning.

my first bj the girl had the braces with the rubber bands with the metal studs on the INSIDE of her teeth. yeah.....................

[Leonard Leroy]

i only like them as the start of something. can't finish from one. rather eat puss.

cosign .

l THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

Everyone claims this though in person ---- more often than not ---- but I don't give a fuck.

[kunk75]

^haha. she had the rubber bands too. my mom was finding tiny rubber bands all over the basement. asked me what they were and i actually told her this girl was blowing me and took off the rubber bands. mom just walked away.

[WayneGibbous]

i dont think she ever did it with the bands in. those shitz would have been wicked cum bubble magnets

[suicide]

l THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

me too!

its all about the anal, anyway.

[kunk75]

anal is the new vaginal

vaginal is the new blow job

blow job is the new handjob

[totally epic]

I've gotten off fine on BJs. Girls just don't know how to give one properly.

[julzkind]

everytime i try to contribute to this discussion, it comes out sounding way worse typed out than it does in my head.

[suicide]

i just want a mexican hooker to snort coke off my cock.

[Guest I GOT DAT GUAP]

reverse tittyfuck

[inaya]

i just want a mexican hooker to snort coke off my cock.

don't we all, my friend.

[andewhall]

my first blowjob was great... at a church. bad thing is as soon as i started to come, she stopped, and it permanently stained one of my favorite tees

Haha. 10chara

[U MAD]

Haha. 10chara

ande: would you make fun of me if I bought 44 inseam jeans? I'm 6'1...

[Vs Toto]

I want 28x44 Rakers very badly.

[andewhall]

Are sufu girls just the best....I think so.

I want to see a 5" 3' dude wearing 26X44......insane'o stack, legs that look like a two 300 pancake stacks.

[Vs Toto]

Someone please buy my SEXI04 so I can buy some 44" Rakers. $223 + shipping.

[U MAD]

Reposting my sale thread too

buy our shit we need money for 44 inseam Ande Whall.

[Leonard Leroy]

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Patrick Stewart on Extras. You want to watch. Trust me.

[tac0tron]

Watching Office Space again made me realize my true dream in life.

[Vs Toto]

Yeah no kidding, every time I see that movie I wonder why Peter is so depressed.

[HBlack]

I watch the office US. Office UK just seems so wrong to me when I see youtube clips. Maybe I'm missing out.