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goin to an 80s party tonight at some random clothing boutique in Hayes valley...dunno why...

1) i has no 80s clothes...so i have to go to goodwill and find shitty things...

2) it will prolly have lotsa annoying ppl there

however, free food and drinks! (or at least thats what the flyer wants us to think) and a photobooth...

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I have to go to the doctor's office in 45 minutes to get a script for Strep throat medication. Anxiety out the wazoo.

it's strep, stop being a pussy.

Bird in NYC ships out amazingly fast. This shirt feels like it was starched within an inch of its life though.

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saw the saddest thing on the train this morning. sat down and this young kid was sitting next to his young mother, holding a box of apple juice, crying uncontrollably. he was staring at the ground and everyone was looking sympathetically at him. i looked to see what he was staring at - his straw had fallen on the floor of the 2 train.

can it be that it was all so simple then?

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painted my j's. i actually didn't finish cuz i was too lazy to take my laces out. mad spillage on the side too. worn them a week and they've held up so i guess i will fix them up and do the top part too.

w2da4h.jpg

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i had a few dreams last night. two i remember, one of which was me hanging out with max (jeepster) and the other was me hanging out with the jonas brothers. wtf? i have no idea.

sounds like youre gonna have to make a tough decision :D

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mass

are you gonna paint the midsole too? shouldve put some of that tape shit over it if you werent going to. looks pretty good

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jesus christ. this lady came into the shop today that looked like this old scary halloween clown mask my mom used to have. i couldn't assist her properly because i was getting freaked out.

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Deleted my ladys, sister off of Facebook, because she called me a "whiney bitch," while she was sober.

She's a drunkard, so for her to say shit like that, while shes sober... pffft... Piss off.

With the quickness of hate fuck.

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nah gonna leave the midsole

i

m gonna see if an eraser can fix it

i was too lazy to tape them up

do i use white laces or black laces or grey doe

A q-tip with paint remover should easily do the trick.

Midsoles, you dont really have to worry about stripping off the top layer or whatever the fuck.

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nah gonna leave the midsole

i

m gonna see if an eraser can fix it

i was too lazy to tape them up

do i use white laces or black laces or grey doe

grey laces

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i was just slummin around my town with friends (lame highschooler nothing else to do) and we're walking, smoking, and see across the street this guy watching porn on his computer. and you could perfectly see it, two chicks making out, and then starting to go down a guy. at like 9pm and you can tell from his arm movements, he's beating it. i run across the street, start knocking on his door and he comes down, then the following conversation ensued

me: yo, just lettin you know man that everyone can see that you're watching porn

him: (hiding slightly behind door to hide his boner) ahahaha, thanks man for lettin me know

me: yeah, wasn't sure if you were aware, but i'm guessin you probably don't want everyone to see you beatin it. i mean, if you do and you're into that kind of thing, i get it

him: hahaha, thanks man. i'm definitely gonna close the blinds thanks for lettin me know

me: yo, no problem. just lettin you know. oh is that pornhub?

him: hahaha, yeah. my buddy sent me the link in an email, had to check it out. it's good

me: yeah, it looked good, i could tell from the street

him: yeah man, thanks again

me: no problem man

he (probably like 47) then shuts the door and just walks upstairs

we checked back in like 5 min, he shut the blinds

feels good to help someone out, i'd want someone to tell me if they could tell from the window i was watchin porn

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i was just slummin around my town with friends (lame highschooler nothing else to do) and we're walking, smoking, and see across the street this guy watching porn on his computer. and you could perfectly see it, two chicks making out, and then starting to go down a guy. at like 9pm and you can tell from his arm movements, he's beating it. i run across the street, start knocking on his door and he comes down, then the following conversation ensued

me: yo, just lettin you know man that everyone can see that you're watching porn

him: (hiding slightly behind door to hide his boner) ahahaha, thanks man for lettin me know

me: yeah, wasn't sure if you were aware, but i'm guessin you probably don't want everyone to see you beatin it. i mean, if you do and you're into that kind of thing, i get it

him: hahaha, thanks man. i'm definitely gonna close the blinds thanks for lettin me know

me: yo, no problem. just lettin you know.

convo should've ended here. just sayin.

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yeah probably, but my friend noticed it was pornhub, so i just thought i'd bring it. i mean, how often can you get into a situation like that. might as well compliment him on his taste in porn.

also, could he theoretically get charged with indecent exposure or something like that if a cop saw him beatin it?

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Pornhub is weaksauce. I'm not into any weird hentai/transexual/powertool kinda porn but their selection is pretty poor in general.

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what are your guys' go-to places for quality pornographic content? interested because pretty much every streaming porn site etc. I've found is 90% stuff I would not be proud to have exposed my genitals to

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Hey, super cool replacing a really incredible replacing a reworking of a Missy Rayder picture or Hussein Chayalan pic with a fucking Neil Barrett ad where threak of the week/month/trimester was.(10)

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WTF my gmail got hacked by nigerians and already tricked my dad's friend out of $900! all the while i was on the road all day. FUCKED UP

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