Random Thoughts...

[CUTUP]

god what we were thinking 1 half gallon of vodka and 2 fifths of crown royal 30 beers between 5 people and 2 girls. ive been puking all day to the point where my esophagus is near my tounge. didnt eat anything all day and anything i drink is immediately thrown back up. is this what dieing feels like?

Down 2 Advils, and chug a bottle of Pedialyte before you got to bed. It replaces your electrolytes/hydrates you, and is light on the stomach

I call it hangover helper, I never get headaches the next day unless I drink a totally stupid amount of booze

[Mr Waffles]

only get hangovers if I dont drink water or something before passing out.

or run around or fuck someone/thing to burn some of it off.

icehouse will give me a hangover though.

[skistar]

icehouse would give superman a hangover...

[broneck]

P6tcKTis-dY

Latepass???

i like what people get away with based on their gender/looks

if this was a little white boy in glasses he would get made fun of until he opened a vein, but this girl achieves cult following status.

[CUTUP]

^ Truth, I have pondered this many times

Even those who are staunchly against said behavior still usually do it without even realizing it. Its the same reason why you run to hold the door open for a georgous women, but dont have that same spring in your step if shes average

Shit, the average persons entire persona and demeanor change when someone attractive is in the room/close to them, its really unavoidable

I got huge amounts of respect for people who truly treat everyone the same, its not really as commonplace as most people think IMO

[willy cheesesteak]

wtf did i just watch

[CUTUP]

^ Meh, cant be helped

Not only do our dicks divert badly needed blood flow that our brains could have used for conscious thought, they also do most of the thinking for us

Technically its not our fault

[High Monika]

Ferret Video

I watched 3 seconds and even my dick was annoyed.

[kaws&effect]

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lulz @ du's recollection of the fight but this guy is the shit.

and theyre making replica "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" tee shirts and donating the money to him now...might cop one just for shits.

[NatseOklim]

wtf did i just watch

Corny white underage scene girl concept...

[broneck]

That guy is absolutely fucking insane and should likely be in a mental institution.

[Oxy.]

But he's getting murderers off the street! (10)

[junglejane]

kaYUY2YM7vI

[6ixes&7evens]

everytime i see freecat's username i imagine a homeless guy with a box of free kittens trying to give it away

[freecat]

haha. that's pretty much it. i left one on the highway once :/

[newaesthetic]

i've been trying to retrace my e-footsteps from last week. i came across some tee that had a print of cigarette smoke on it. and now i can't remember which site, or even who was responsible for it. not like i even planned on buying, just wanted to look again. damn.

steak, again, for dinner. and no access to the hockey game.

[amardeep]

true story

[domdomdomdom]

In your face @ Canada hockey

[evisu 2000]

yooo that kesler empty net was gully

[broneck]

I gotta be honest, Canada's olympic committee took a huge shit when they decided to set unreasonably high goals for themselves. All the advertising like "LETS REMIND THEM WHOSE GAME THIS IS" is painful, because it just reminds me about how in Torino it was everyone BUT Canada's game.

[mr fluffernutter]

i dun watch hockey muh.. fell asleep during the game... but usa's goalie was gooood

[lak]

That guy is absolutely fucking insane and should likely be in a mental institution.

"I'm a senior, so I'm entitled to carry a weapon."

[capa]

Yesss just finished the text of my paper. It's written pretty sketchy so I will have to fix that but atleast I made the minimum length requirement. Sort of....here's how I added about a half page:

Increase margins from 1.25 to 1.3

Increase character spacing to 0.2

Increase line spacing to 2.1

Virtually undetectable (knocking on wood). This Indian kid told me about it my freshmen year when I was writing a 15 page paper and I swear it added about a page and a quarter.

[southfive]

you're going to get busted.

nah maybe not.

but probably.

[capa]

Don't make me paranoid man. I've done it before and compared a regularly spaced and structured page to an expanded one and you really cannot tell the difference.

[chchchip]

you should be fine man. as long as your not blatantly copying someone elses paper i wouldnt be to worried especially if the changes are minimal.

[southfive]

i just use comic sans ms size 15 when i need to add some extra length.

less obvz

[haploid]

Yesss just finished the text of my paper. It's written pretty sketchy so I will have to fix that but atleast I made the minimum length requirement. Sort of....here's how I added about a half page:

Increase margins from 1.25 to 1.3

Increase character spacing to 0.2

Increase line spacing to 2.1

Virtually undetectable (knocking on wood). This Indian kid told me about it my freshmen year when I was writing a 15 page paper and I swear it added about a page and a quarter.

This works better:

Find/Replace "." with a 14-18 pt "."

Can't even tell the difference. Combined with your technique should work great.

[samsikle]

i learned today that there is a cougar convention in san francisco. "cougars and cubs"

[skiniks]

to live and die in la