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seeing as twilight and true blood make girls go apeshit, i'm gonna go to the bar and say i'm a vampire and see what happens

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embrace the feelings and let them pass, people spend to much time holding on to feelings, let them come, realize them and let them go just as they came

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man this girl in my lit class is hating on Rime of the Ancient Mariner

I wanna punch her in her tiny, cute little face.

I bet the RO SA in my class likes that poetic goth shit.

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she looks like mya in that first pic, she has some fun songs...but some get rly annoying.

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the fuck is that.

and I wanna kill my roommate. Now would be the best time. He just passed out all "oh I'm sick" n shit. No one would ever know. I could just say he died from swine-flu

what a fucking pussy ass bitch. Didn't even leave the room today. Such a punk.

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this mosquito/flying insect lives in my toilet. every time i go pee it comes flying out, and i can't catch it because while i'm peeing it escapes. scary first time it happened but i was already peeing

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omg a spider just climbed down a web onto my desk

i went to get a cup to catch it and now its gone

FUCK

im scared

plus theres one in my closet god DAMN

i really dont want to kill them either

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I should really be doing my reading

but I'm just gonna get up tomorrow and do it I guess.

whatever

so whatever

want to just hang with this girl, can't cause all her friends from home are visiting

bored

really bored

really uninspired.

fuck.

fuck hangover weekends.

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this mosquito/flying insect lives in my toilet. every time i go pee it comes flying out, and i can't catch it because while i'm peeing it escapes. scary first time it happened but i was already peeing
Once in Burma, while I was peeing, a mosquito landed on my dick and bit it. (0)
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you ever sleep so much that when you wake up your body hurts?

what the fuck is that about?

i feel like i got beat with a sock full of pennies

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deep-fried twinkies – yum.

deep-fried pumpkin pie?

next level.

Deep-Fried Pumpkin Pie? Where? You're in SD right?
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