Random Thoughts...

[capa]

sorry meant to quote your other post.

[jeepster]

Calvin, if you do dorm, make sure you don't end up @ Cliff st. it's the WORST dorm ever.

[salaryman]

I was scooping out some rice to cook and got to the bottom of the bag. The rice at the bottom is mixed with what looks exactly like kitty litter. Wtf is going on? Are they cutting my rice with this shit for profits? Tokyo Rose brand rice HOW CAN U MIX!???

sounds chinee to me (no gong).

also.

best way to deal with roommates with bad behavior is to secretly destroy their belongings. little by little.

*tip: start with the toothbrush, then socks.

[6ixes&7evens]

^yeah snap his toothbrush in half then wet all his socks in urine

he'll know immediately

[16steps]

since when was sufu into King of the hill? Did i miss the memo?

best show ever (top 5 at least)

[Kodiak]

[connor]

cool, fag

anyways, appendectomies suck ass. i thought i just had a stomach ache, a couple days later i'm out of the hospital and appendix free

[Vs Toto]

since when was sufu into King of the hill? Did i miss the memo?

best show ever (top 5 at least)

put it in your sig in honor of the final season and if you love mike judge the goodes is going to pwn

[e0d9n0b5]

the goode family to make you laugh XD

[ProfMonnitoff]

the good thing about king of the hill is that you never really know how much of it is serious and how much of it is ironic because it almost seems like a cartoon documentary but at the same time so fucking out there

its much like the jeepster quote in my sig

[16steps]

the episode in evan's sig is classic

DALE: I know what you're here for.

JOHN REDCORN: Dale, this isn't how I wanted you to find out.

DALE: Quit screwing around with my mower!

JOHN REDCORN: You've got to be kidding.

DALE: I don't kid about my mower. Now get inside and start massaging my wife.

JOHN REDCORN: He's taking some of the fun out of this.

[Mr Waffles]

the two part classic.

the best episode is the dog dancing one though.

'ladybird, you're a beautiful dancer'

[jeepster]

The only time I find King of the Hill funny is when it is a scene with Dale. Other than that, I am not a fan.

[Lab]

i like the gout ep.

[destructodisk]

iPhone: worth getting one?

I'm leaning towards yes...

[sounddumber]

What are you wearing... 02-23-09 03:26 PM sounddumber chink

!!!

homie can't even get lovin after a couple months. you probably didn't get more than a dick rub

[jeepster]

iPhone: worth getting one?

I'm leaning towards yes...

Magic box is worth owning if you find yourself with lots of time to kill and a need to be connected at all times, or if you need to peep public transportation that is notoriously shotty/clusterfucked outside of notable areas (aka Manhattan vs. BK/Queens/BX (if it's not the L train))

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

shut up, blueballs

[selaviso]

pizza sounds bomb right now.

[ghettosalazar]

this girl at my school masturbated with a hot dog then ate it

she's related to lenny kravitz too

[6ixes&7evens]

this girl at my school masturbated with a hot dog then ate it

she's related to lenny kravitz too

my type of gal

[Guest No Handclaps Please]

except for the part-blackness, dun fuck with dat shit

[Guest Phrost]

that's some niggerish shit

[ghettosalazar]

funny thing is she's good looking

[suremanok]

Pics??

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[Guest Phrost]

you saw her or is it a rumor

[jeepster]

That's not Kosher!

BAM.

Unless it's Hebrew National

[Guest No Handclaps Please]

jews and their noses

why can't you have a normal nose

didn't we kill all of you in the holocaust

etc

[jeepster]

Wow.

It amazes me that most of the guys on my floor never learned how to use "inside voices". All they do is yell all the fucking time. Like normally conversation too, I just don't think they know how to control the volume of their voices. Most of them are alcoholics, so that may have something to do with it, but my god, I'm gonna have to say 50% of them, if not more, are just above the line of mental retardation: they barely make it into the toilet when they piss/shit, they tend to throw food out in the sink, not the garbage can 2 ft away, they listen to their music at peak volume sitting less than a foot from the woofer's, they break doors and get the rest of us fined, and they just yell all the time. I wanna light each and every one of them on fire, but first sew their mouthes shut so for once, in their death throes, they can be fucking quiet. They can't even breath normally. My neighbor is in my art history class and sat next to me today and motherfucker was weezing like an obese 60 year old who just walked a flight of stairs. He's on the football team, shouldn't he be in good shape?

My god, I live with the dregs of humanity.

[bill]

i just remembered that at my old highschool, on my last day, I went to the bathrooms and I saw a guy who was doing some knots with a cord/wire/elastic (dun rememba) to hang himself.