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man last night, it was awesome. jo-jo

did a donut in the parking lot, in front of a cop.

and then he was just like "hey cop, u like donuts?"

and we drive off.

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man last night, it was awesome. jo-jo

did a donut in the parking lot, in front of a cop.

and then he was just like "hey cop, u like donuts?"

and we drive off.

oh yeah? last night a random girl came up and asked what i was drinking

"what is that your drinking?"

*takes a drink*

"Oh my god this is sooooooooooooo goood, what is it?"

"uhm its water"

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if that girl came up with that line by herself she's amazing

she's clever and good at small talk, so she probably did.

I'm putting in about 25% effort. I think the trap here is to put in too much effort, since she especially requested it. Will make me look like a pussy.

Next time I see her, hair will be up for a different reason.

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have to share this...

playing some pong with an assterpiece JAP... midway through she puts her hair in a pony tail, gives me the fuck me eyes and says with a completely deadpan voice: "I only put my hair up for two things, drinking games and blowjobs."

AHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Didn't smash. She's trying to pull the whole "you've got to work for it shit." Honey you ain't foolin' know one, we all know you cockhungry.

mGOBNnAT7uI

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how to use other forms?

I took 1 semester of French last year and I remember NOTHING cept like

je suis la secousse de gelée d'omega

haha nice

so, as a verb:

j'encule le système je suis un rebelle. (here it means fuck)

j'ai enculé ta soeur hier soir c'était génial. (while it means sodomize here)

as an noun:

c'est un enculé il m'a volé mon vélo. (fucker stole my bike)

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haha nice

so, as a verb:

j'encule le système je suis un rebel. (here it means fuck)

j'ai enculé ta soeur hier soir c'était génial. (while it means sodomize here)

as an noun:

c'est un enculé il m'a volé mon vélo. (fucker stole my bike)

corrigé. 10chars

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I remember when i was like 7 years old, for Easter, my parents and some of their friends took those little plastic eggs that open up, and they filled them up with change and dollar bills. (I didnt know they put bills in them.) And they hid them

I always shook the plastic eggs to see if they had change inside, and i always dropped the ones that seemed empty. In the end the other kids ended up making like 15 dollars and i only made like 5 because i only picked up the ones with change :(

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haha nice

so, as a verb:

j'encule le système je suis un rebelle. (here it means fuck)

j'ai enculé ta soeur hier soir c'était génial. (while it means sodomize here)

as an noun:

c'est un enculé il m'a volé mon vélo. (fucker stole my bike)

baby, we are way more violent here... you guys don't curse as much as we do...

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:D

merde :D ... je me disais aussi...

7am, time to go to bed instead of making stupid mistakes writing in my native language.

ouais... c,est vrai que t'as l'air un peu con, hein là, julien?

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