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i picked up a girl at the gay bar last night. i was blacked out drunk thought so the lsat thing i remember was a gay guy buying me drinks and a hotdog >: )

dude.....that was his cock in buns

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i hella hate people i went to high school with. every time i see them it makes me cringe how hip they think they are shopping at urban outfitters and just barely listening to electro. i want to yell in their faces, "you're fake as fuck and your life is a sham!"

this sounds more like a shit you hate post, but it came across randomly from seeing some people's myspaces

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I'm videochatting with sistersuzie

she can hear me but I can't hear her.

NOT COOL

I DON'T HAVE A VOICE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

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baby, you know the magic words... i cook delicious meals and all... you won't regret it.

i don t have any needs....

aside frmo my instincts

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ALSO, TG

well... toothbrush talk got me hot... wanna date or somethign

sure thing

i have rum

come over

baby, you know the magic words... i cook delicious meals and all... you won't regret it.

i don t have any needs....

aside frmo my instincts

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i hella hate people i went to high school with. every time i see them it makes me cringe how hip they think they are shopping at urban outfitters and just barely listening to electro. i want to yell in their faces, "you're fake as fuck and your life is a sham!"

this sounds more like a shit you hate post, but it came across randomly from seeing some people's myspaces

man i just heard this awesome new band called justice!

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man last night, it was awesome. jo-jo

did a donut in the parking lot, in front of a cop.

and then he was just like "hey cop, u like donuts?"

and we drive off.

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electric toothbrush

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did someone say....

ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH?

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man last night, it was awesome. jo-jo

did a donut in the parking lot, in front of a cop.

and then he was just like "hey cop, u like donuts?"

and we drive off.

oh yeah? last night a random girl came up and asked what i was drinking

"what is that your drinking?"

*takes a drink*

"Oh my god this is sooooooooooooo goood, what is it?"

"uhm its water"

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if that girl came up with that line by herself she's amazing

she's clever and good at small talk, so she probably did.

I'm putting in about 25% effort. I think the trap here is to put in too much effort, since she especially requested it. Will make me look like a pussy.

Next time I see her, hair will be up for a different reason.

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have to share this...

playing some pong with an assterpiece JAP... midway through she puts her hair in a pony tail, gives me the fuck me eyes and says with a completely deadpan voice: "I only put my hair up for two things, drinking games and blowjobs."

AHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Didn't smash. She's trying to pull the whole "you've got to work for it shit." Honey you ain't foolin' know one, we all know you cockhungry.

mGOBNnAT7uI

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plus level 7 spell of levetation

plus electric toothbrush

hum....

oh well....

yes yes...

oh baby

so hard.

oh my!!!!!!!!!!

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electric toothbrush

why can't I rep you? it keeps saying I've given out too much rep today, but I can rep others:confused::confused:

also redgrail - should've just raped on spot. then posted pics in supertrash.

give me her fb

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come back! I think I found the problem with the sound.

yes come back

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