Random Thoughts...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Mass is chinee innit?

he's the only Jamaican i know without a job. wait, do you have a job or am i the only without one??

[Caps Lock]

Please be aware that there is currently a widespread Sufullis stage 2 infection on superfuture®.

Make sure to practice safe sex!

This is what an infected epeen could look like:

I will make sure I shall bag my scroll lock up.

[samsikle]

O HAY. wtf is going on here

[seksu!]

l CANT BUILD THERE SOMETHINGS IN THE WAY

[jpgm]

http://www.interpals.net/photos/5/1200376121.jpg?1529661080

O HAY. wtf is going on here

"she gawn git it"

[whitney]

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(>':'<)

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I MISS THIS.

[azn8oi]

im typing with 1 finger cus i am holding pepperjack cheese, which i am eating. it is delicious. i am fat.

and by that i mean fatter than kerni.

[mrip]

Boots-with-fur girl is back, but this time in some black Baby Phat numbers with a metallic silver wedge heel.

do you wish you could style her for betterment of mankind?

[geekbonchic]

Naw. She's much more valuable as a warning to other women.

[enatoka]

cleaning my keyboard was the one of the most disgusting things i have done, there was all types of grease and hair and food and yellow shit that looked like ear wax, i have to sanatize my hands asap.

kbi

[2000dB]

he's the only Jamaican i know without a job. wait, do you have a job or am i the only without one??

He don't have a job. He just leisurely browses y!jp trying to cop more fishnet tops.

[Boredom]

My brother is visiting from London tomorrow for a whole week, this is exciting... hopefully he brought some Uniqlo crap and fancy chocolates that are near impossible to find here in Ahmurica.

[samsikle]

WTF i had an interview at some eurotrash shop at the mall and i didn't get the job. stupid fuckers

[whitney]

^which eurotrash? At valleyfair? My friend and I 'lost' his car once there..that mall is gigantic.

I haven't been feeling well and can't eat much..jaw and face hurts..but its one of my close friend bday today so I'm making an exception, popping extra advil to go out..another friend just called to give me a heads up, we're going to an all you can eat brazilian steakhouse.

Damnit.

[mr fluffernutter]

I want to sleep.

[selbsttatig]

My eyes feel like they're about to shrivel up and fall out of my head.

[khoiphan92]

me too. fucking allergies

[samsikle]

^which eurotrash? At valleyfair? My friend and I 'lost' his car once there..that mall is gigantic.

I haven't been feeling well and can't eat much..jaw and face hurts..but its one of my close friend bday today so I'm making an exception, popping extra advil to go out..another friend just called to give me a heads up, we're going to an all you can eat brazilian steakhouse.

Damnit.

some place called Fornarina at Great Mall. their clothes look like vomit but i needed a job.

is the brazilian steak house the place where like they go around giving you like meat on a stick and you cook it yourself or something?

[Guest jmatsu]

is the brazilian steak house the place where like they go around giving you like meat on a stick and you cook it yourself or something?

typically brazilian bbq places bring you the meets on carts cooked. i never heard of a place where you gotta cook that shit yourself.

[samsikle]

ohh hmm maybe i got my shit mixed up i know it has something to do with going around and giving you meat galore

[Caps Lock]

I just came back from my date.

Shes so horrible to carry a conversation with cause shes so damn slow. I bet she gives good blowjobs. When she eats, she puts her leg up on the chair so everybody can see her kneecap. Its quite strange. But I bet she gives good blowjobs.

[Guest jmatsu]

I just came back from my date.

Shes so horrible to carry a conversation with cause shes so damn slow. I bet she gives good blowjobs. When she eats, she puts her leg up on the chair so everybody can see her kneecap. Its quite strange. But I bet she gives good blowjobs.

[selbsttatig]

When she eats, she puts her leg up on the chair so everybody can see her kneecap. Its quite strange. .

Explain, please.

[jordanelias]

So this girl you were digging turns out to be remedial?

[selbsttatig]

I have found relief for my eyes and it is called saline.

[Caps Lock]

So this girl you were digging turns out to be remedial?

Not remedial but more so of an airhead. I guess thats the way to put it.

Explain, please.

She sits as any ordinary person would but puts her heel on the chair so her knee is bent. She claims its "comfortable".

[selbsttatig]

She sits as any ordinary person would but puts her heel on the chair so her knee is bent. She claims its "comfortable".

So it sticks up by her face or just sort of out?

[Caps Lock]

So it sticks up by her face or just sort of out?

Yeah, its by her face.

I guess i'm in it for the blowjobs.

[albeeeezy]

I should be doing homework...why am I on the phone..holy shit I think im wasted...

[selbsttatig]

Yeah, its by her face.

I guess i'm in it for the blowjobs.

Man, that's weird.