Curious to see what yall think of these

[newone757]

^^ lol point taken

[snugglepony]

(so what kind of jeans were they?)

[newone757]

^^lol you really dont wann know.... there would be another 5 pages of flaming. lol . lets just let the flames already in this thread flicker down.

sorry i didnt tell. i know, womp womp wommp

[xcoldricex]

congratulations, your first thread ended up in supertrash! now that's an accomplishment. welcome to the future.

[newone757]

lol i kno and now my post count just took a noticable incline thanks to it to ,

thanks. ill have to get used to some things round here. i wont be too active, just snooping around, commenting here n there

[denimdestroyedmylife]

supern00b of the month?

[Servo2000]

Maybe. So far he hasn't done awful in his trial by fire, but I've seen better.

Maybe once his tastes start to improve and he stops saying stupid shit he can be Supern00b of the month.

[newone757]

aw man. supern00b of the month...

ill get my acceptance speech ready

lol j/p

[masuerte]

Man this was a super"fuckfest" from the start, that gif being the "grab yo ankles" ... carl was just late for the game and now it's too much of a mess for me to have any fun.

I miss supern00bs that had something new, engaging and informative to bring to sufu. I got two words for this kind of post: "LURK MORE"

I haven't seen a flame in a long time though, I gotta say this was great! If I wasn't so lazy I'd give you all reputation points.

[__3xL]

yeah damit what kind of jeans are they anyways ? you said youd say

[lil brown brother]

i heard britney's splitting up with k fed .. is this true?

[mike lowrey]

shes staying at the trailer next door.

this topic = ass

[junglejane]

nope. any more questions??

keep the hate coming, i love it

this is what you remind me of.

[NoleAnderson]

hey has anyone bought the new wal-mart limited edition denim? only gonna be in store for the 2006-2009 season. so get in on it.

this one pair has a built in chain to your west coast choppers wallet.

[M.O.A]

Don't you post on NT a ton?

Anyways, the dude seems like a decent guy, give it up people.

Not in a long time. maybe four of five post a month at the most. I would much rather waste my time here these days

[lil brown brother]

question for k fed ....

how was she in bed? did she like yr jeans?

[englandmj7]

question for k fed ....

how was she in bed? did she like yr jeans?

Apparently she is a dirty little slut. Fred Durst who "allegedly" (and by allegedly, I mean there is very strong evidence) boned her said that she loves it in the ass......

[lil brown brother]

thanks k fed

[englandmj7]

....popozao

[Double D]

Apparently she is a dirty little slut. Fred Durst who "allegedly" (and by allegedly, I mean there is very strong evidence) boned her said that she loves it in the ass......

True, but Fred Durst was clearly the ubiquitous kid in high school who, due to his obvious issues with being a shortarse, blatantly said that about every girl who came within 12 inches of his crotch.

[englandmj7]

True, but Fred Durst was clearly the ubiquitous kid in high school who, due to his obvious issues with being a shortarse, blatantly said that about every girl who came within 12 inches of his crotch.

Don't get me wrong, Fred Durst is one of the most blatant jackasses of our time, but given the caliber of men Britney Spears is known to associate with, this shouldn't come as a surprise.

[cultpop 0217]

"This Thread Contained No ‘All-Anal Action’ As Promised," Say Concerned Superfuturians

SUPERFUTURE, teh internets — Outraged community members are mounting an aggressive public protest campaign this week in response to an overrated thread in superdenim, claiming that the thread does not contain the "Spectacular All-Anal Action" promised by some posters.

"Are we as members expected to just sit back and allow this sort of garbage to go on?" said SUPERFUTURE school board president denimdestroyedmylife, during a protest this morning at City Hall. "I clicked on this thread to see chicks getting fucked in the ass, and that's what I want. I think I speak for all decent Americans in saying so."

"This is false advertising, plain and simple," agreed area resident and mother of two keri, speaking before an assembled crowd of more than 1,500. "My husband and I have both viewed this piece of trash, and believe me, it barely even shows bush until at least 20 posts in—a far cry indeed from the 'Non-Stop Carnal Cum-ucopia' it advertised."

Over shouts of agreement from the crowd, she added: "Is this the sort of hardcore pornography we want to see on our message board? I think not! I say the people of SUPERFUTURE deserve better!"

Though the controversial thread, "Curious to see what yall think of these", does contain some graphic depictions of anal intercourse, the members' group asserts that the thread does not even come close to living up to the claim that it is a "Two-Hour, Wall-2-Wall, Deep-Probing, Ass-Flesh Fuck-Fest." The group is demanding the inclusion of drastically more explicit prurient material before it will back down.

"I rely on threads like this every day to provide me with the vicarious, onanistic anal thrills I crave," area dentist and anal-pornography enthusiast Carl told reporters. "I stroked myself for over an hour, and I barely even got it up once. Where's the stuff I can really pump my meat over: the double penetrations, the all-lesbian strap-on dildoing, the spread-eagled, six-finger bend-overs? That's what I want to know."

Superjunkies from throughout the world are echoing the local protesters' complaints. Said tg76, director of the NZ Center For The Family: "There are, what, eight or nine chicks in this thread and maybe two of them take it in the ass, tops. That's utterly unacceptable."

'FUTURE resident junglejane voiced her concerns at a town meeting held Monday night in the basement of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church. "If we can't trust our fellow members to tell us truthfully what kind of explicit sex we can honestly expect to see, then who can we trust?" jane said.

Though legal scholars say that objectionable material has proven difficult to legally prosecute in the past, they believe that this time the protesters may have a case.

"The videotape is clearly inferior to comparable releases, not only in the tame, unexciting way the sex acts are performed, but in that the performers themselves are not particlarly good-looking," University of Chicago law school dean and noted censorship expert cultpop0217 said. Pointing to a nearby computer monitor displaying a scene from the thread in question depicting two women shaving each other's pubic regions, cult said, "Just look at these chicks. They're not hot at all."

Even more critical of the tape is Florida Fifth Circuit Judge cheapmuthfukr. According to cheap, though some posts do depict what is obviously rear-entry, or "doggie"-type intercourse, it is unclear whether the penetrations are in fact anal or merely vaginal. "Without tight, close-up insertion shots of lubed-up, slippery cock actually pumping the rectal opening, we cannot be 100 percent certain whether these posts constitute legitimate butt-reaming or simply an attempt to pass off standard, vaginal fucking as that of the butt-reaming variety," an opinion paper submitted by cheap to the Florida Supreme Court read.

Lawyers representing the noob OP defended the thread's content. "Young, eager sluts are clearly visible spreading their hot, wet pussies and bungholes," attorney shark said. "Furthermore, throughout the course of the thread, interracial lesbian three-ways; solo female masturbation; and penetration with a variety of dildos and vibratory devices are all well represented. In view of these facts, my client feels that his customers are getting their money's worth."

four stars 10/10 a+ tits ace

and 5 hardons

perfect.

[superdupersang]

dear newone757

are you the new character made up by sascha baron cohen aka borat?

because if you are, then this your level of appreciation of irony and self depricating humour and insight is abserloutely colossal .

if you are not being a rarody of somekind, or started this thread as a joke or a dare and actually wanted other's opinion of your jeans..

well let me put it this way. even late 90s eastern european 17 year olds would have better denim than you.

your over liberall use of yall would suggest the latter but please feel free to correct me if im wrong.

and ps. if nothing else, this thread make me laugh so loud, i had coffee coming out my nose. so congrats on that

[ge0ffzilla]

Damn you guys tore him a new one...

[newone757]

yall still stuck on this thread. wow. must be crazy bored

*clicks unsubcribe*

catch yall whenever, its basketball season i aint got time 4 the net no more 4real