How do YOU pick up chicks.

[keska]

with a car??

[mr fluffernutter]

In Soviet Russia, chicks pick up you!

[showbiz00ditc]

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[Guest Fade to Black]

well... if they're dancing i bump them as i walk by... they look up to see who bumped them... we make eye contact... i might flash a little 'side of the mouth' grin... and keep walking.

so now yur halfway through the battle... she knows you exsist.

hopefully if you didnt bump too hard... or didnt look like a fool with the 'side of the mouth' grin... she's still thinking about you n how cute/hot/sexy/hunky etc. you are.

skip to 13 minutes later... with maybe only making eye contact once or twice during the 13 minutes. then go up to her from the front so she sees you coming and hopfeully recognizes you you put yur left hand on her right hip lean in and ask her if she wants to dance

if she says hes... dance

if she says no... say good i didnt either... and repeat steps 1-5 ... just make sure its with a different girl

this is the method i'm pretty good at...hasn't gotten me anything past the party yet but maybe i'm juust not fishing for enough girls. i usually get tired after some series of groping and dancing or whatever and i'm just like fuck it i'll go home.

[xcoldricex]

maybe it'd help not to grope them while dancing.

[Guest Fade to Black]

well i only go with the groping if they're giving me the right signals...obviously i wouldnt just go right into it. if they don't resist and they're reciprocating then i usually think i'm in but eh nothing has come out of it yet. oh well.

[Hatful of Hallow]

If in LA...with a car

If in NY...with money

Seriously though...

Sense of Humor x Self Confidence x Great Sense of Style = Sucess

Also if you can pay attention to a full sentence they say, your golden...

If all fails, Tequila = Spanish Fly

[Guest Fade to Black]

Sense of Humor x Self Confidence x Great Sense of Style = Sucess

Also if you can pay attention to a full sentence they say, your golden...

damn...i got all that, yet somehow choke at the last minute. always.

[Hatful of Hallow]

damn...i got all that, yet somehow choke at the last minute. always.

Maybe it's the colonge ?

[xcoldricex]

maybe you just dance like

[__3xL]

You can be the ugliest mofo walking and get a chick if you can keep her smiling and/or laughing ..

[Sook A Look]

You can be the ugliest mofo walking and get a chick if you can keep her smiling and/or laughing ..

Truth. Sometimes you just gotta make a strong impression form the start to keep them interested such as that "higher value" stuff. Some girls (actually most girls) don't even give the guy a chance if they don't think he's attractive off the bat though.

[FootlooseSF]

By the throat.

[poly800rock]

maybe it'd help not to grope them while dancing.

you mean i'm NOT supposed to do that?

[thomas_highstreet]

wear your finest nut huggers, 'accidently' give yourself a bit of a blood rush. 'accidently' bump into them. with your bloodrush.

[spiloba]

i go on forums and whenever a chick posts a picture of herself i say shit like "woah always looking good" and "wow your gorgeous" works everytime.....

[junglejane]

so after you post those comments does she pm you her number?

[spiloba]

if only i knew what an italian number looked like i could have pretended that you just pm'd me. It's all about the internet and text...words are 20th century i don't even say hello to people when they walk into the shop

[Swych]

i go on forums and whenever a chick posts a picture of herself i say shit like "woah always looking good" and "wow your gorgeous" works everytime.....

maybe we should get you more girls on WAWYT

[sycamore no more]

hahahahahahaha.

[showbiz00ditc]

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[thomas_highstreet]

dip your dick in their cup-a-soup.

[cheapmuthafukr]

^^good to see ya back thommy....

[showbiz00ditc]

i hear the whip-out works well too... havent tried it but two of my buddies both have a perfect 2 for 2 record.

[Twibs]

By the throat.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[__3xL]

Drunk chicks at the club :

" let me stick my dick in your ear beautiful ... So that I can fuck with your mind "

verdict ?

[choice_genes]

^ sounds like a Parliament lyric! ^

[Double D]

Drunk chicks at the club :

" let me stick my dick in your ear beautiful ... So that I can fuck with your mind "

verdict ?

Depends on the drunk girl. The only line I'd ever use is the old classic:

"Excuse me, how much does a penguin weigh?"

"Uh..."

"Enough to break the ice..."

etc.

Unfortunately I'd imagine it only works on college girls with an IQ and a sense of irony.

[atmos_]

listen!

if you can hear a girl out when she talks/complains/brags etc. and give a meaningful response, she'll have more respect for you and believe (even if it isn't true) that you want more than whats between their legs.

also, confidence and approachability is always a plus. she mentioned later on that i seemed a bit too confident, but this made her more incline to find out more about me.

these methods have always worked for me.

[m1lk]

i pay them.