Check out my footwear collection

[nnkd]

Here is my collection; now lets see yours!!!

[red]

ill be the first to welcome you.

and the first to say USE THE FUCKING SEARCH BUTTON.

[red]

i did the searching for you:

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=11809&highlight=shoe+collection

[nnkd]

you know what red, i hate people like you who fucking think they know everything!!!

[red]

but i do know everything.

[nnkd]

you could of just showed me the link but you had to be so arrogant as to fucking swear!!!

[djrajio]

I have a feeling this thread is gonna get locked...

[naturaljax]

/claps vigorously for this thread

[xcoldricex]

what's wrong with swearing?

[stillthehorror]

echoes of calistyle.

[showbiz00ditc]

you could of just showed me the link but you had to be so arrogant as to fucking swear!!!

maybe you fucking deserved it

[rhythmandsound]

way to scare off the ladies red

[Carl]

what's wrong with swearing?

Swearing is the crutch of the inarticulate.

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Fuckass

[Ahlvahroe]

wow! thats quite an impressive collection... of hissy fits you've thrown within your first few posts.

[dismalfuture]

I can't see Tourette's guys shoes. Did I miss anything?

[lil brown brother]

anyways... welcome to the future.... enjoy yr stay

[englandmj7]

fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck

[derdankhund]

Swearing is the crutch of the inarticulate.

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I've never been all that inarticulate in any sense of the word, but swearing to me is a joy. It is one of the freest forms of linguistic expression out there; by the very aversion most self-styled "articulate", "erudite", "cultured", or "educated" show towards swearing, the further into the margin such expression is pushed, and so is that much less attached to those who traditionally regulate languages, the very same people who show the aversion to swearing. Thus, while those who professionally study grammar, syntax, linguistics, as well as those who simply produce the bulk of academic and self-styled "serious" writing, are traditionally those influencing the standards set for a given language, they are often (but not always) most removed from the aforementioned "crutch of the inarticulate". Vulgar expression in every language is one of the least restricted forms of expression out there, precisely because it has ever been marginalized by those who so influence most other linguistic production. This can be seen in the sheer versatility of many of the most basic cusswords; they can be nouned, verbed, adjectivized, or adverbed as is necessary, not to mention being joined to other cusswords or to other common words for greater, or more specific, significance. They fly in the face of common convention, are endlessly versatile (with a given applied creativity), and are accessible to all...

a fucking excellent example of creativity through vulgarity can be seen at the end of carl's post:

"fuckass"

[beefcake]

jesus fuckballs fistdick squirtmonkey. why is there no pic in his/her post anymore?

[Carl]

fistdick squirtmonkey

[derdankhund]

touche...

you dirty pigwanker (had to make it to ten characters to have a post at all)

[Carl]

G.O.A.T:

"Donkey raping shit eater"

and then Ike "Donkywapingshiteata"