General female insanity appreciation thread.

[jyoni]

I was hoping this thread would be about the good kind of insanity, not the annoying kind... Cause I can appreciate some good crazy...

 

"My boyfriend gave me this knife for my birthday. I want you to hold it to my throat while you fuck me."

 

I've seen that stuff on sufu but yeah not here, yet.

 

And sup to the dick sniffing.  My wife used to pull that shit on me when we were bf-gf.  Sniffing dick, lul.  It tickle more than it should when she suspicious.

I've seen that stuff on sufu but yeah not here, yet.

 

And sup to the dick sniffing.  My wife used to pull that shit on me when we were bf-gf.  Sniffing dick, lul.  It tickle more than it should when she suspicious.

 

*tickles, she's

Edited May 25, 2013 by jyoni

[jyoni]

blackmetalgoat

dimmak

 

regale me with tales of womenfolk.

[jyoni]

And search some pics for a somatype that gets pussy and could hoe stomp if he wasn't too preoccupied with being nice to your sorry asses.

[okonomi]

What are you on about mate?

[junglejane]

man i can't believe some girls actually engage in dick-sniffing

 

that shit cray

[SSchadenfreude]

man i can't believe some girls actually engage in dick-sniffing

 

that shit cray

dont worry. i would never cheat on you.  

[OkayOkay]

Why do women contribute nothing to an event/trip/whatever...no planning, no money, no effort...but then decide they can act all bitchy when it doesn't go as they expected or wanted. I'm like...if you aren't contributing, then you're a passenger. Be lucky for what you get to be taken to go do, whatever and however that may be.

[jackg]

^ in a similar vein: Why Women Aren't Funny - I don't mean to be misogynistic but a lot of what hitchen's has to say rings very true....

Edited May 28, 2013 by jackg

[zfish]

maybe you guys just hang around lame women? i can't relate to most of these

[philosophiliac]

that's a pretty gross generalisation okayx2...

 

edit: actually read the hitchens article. it's clearly satire. or if not it's also a pretty gross generalisation.

Edited May 28, 2013 by philosophiliac

[Sunsnatcher]

yo if someone you're out with is about to leave a full glass, you put that in your belly

[ClamSlam]

Forwarding everything in this thread to the fiancee pronto.