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wait... what? you hope she's clean after fucking her 4 times? i mean, eating out gross puss would be gross but you'd rather your dick fell off?

well i mean there's a big diff between putting your dick in her whilst wearing a raincoat and eating her out clean

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things being done instead of studying accounting:

1. playing dress up

2. watching random things online

3. checking superfuture

:( studying right now makes cleaning my room sound fun.

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things being done instead of studying accounting:

1. playing dress up

2. watching random things online

3. checking superfuture

:( studying right now makes cleaning my room sound fun.

this is my procrastination routine

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things being done instead of studying accounting:

1. playing dress up

2. watching random things online

3. checking superfuture

:( studying right now makes cleaning my room sound fun.

ugh i hear you. dress up is my favourite. when it's exam time around here, the place ends up spotless because i distract myself with cleaning, and cinderella just bakes pies. then we make ourselves a really complicated dinner to kill a few more hours.

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things being done instead of studying accounting:

1. playing dress up

2. watching random things online

3. checking superfuture

:( studying right now makes cleaning my room sound fun.

this is crazy. I just finished playing dress up and vogueing in the mirror, and before, I was looking at random junk on the interwebs. meanwhile, my books are open on the desk waiting to be read and underlined.

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this is crazy. I just finished playing dress up and vogueing in the mirror, and before, I was looking at random junk on the interwebs. meanwhile, my books are open on the desk waiting to be read and underlined.

highlighting is better than underlining. i read somewhere that you literally learn better when you highlight.

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oh I do both... highlight the real important things and underline the kinda important things. if not when I open my book it's like a neon slap in the face.

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petition to rename this thread to "just talk about anything at all"

it used to bum me out that people weren't superconfessing in this thread

and use it instead as a slow-loading chatroom

but then again i am not one to confess on teh web

plus the anonymity of the old superfuture is bygone, what with hap no longer doing the "fuck i forgot my keys" facepalm, and the like

the real superconfessors (cheapmuthafukr, dismalfuture, come to mind) are still doing their thing but they are giants in a land of dwarves

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i just spent 20 minutes (in class) picking a new igoogle theme.

and i settled on the stella mccartney one...

Posted

im having the worst fucking day and its not even 11am yet.

ive had bus and concert tickets to go see sigur ros with my friends from home in boston this friday. the bus tickets are for 8am and it takes 4 hrs or so to drive to boston from here. i have math class at 2pm friday, my only class that day. two math classes ago i was told there would be a test this friday the 19th. in math class this morning (its broken up between mon and fri) i tried to do the responsible thing and consult the teacher to ask if i could take the test earlier, since i had already been told that no tests would be allowed to be taken late. the instructor said no, that if i took it early i could give away the answers/info. she also said that every student needs a score of 'x' or more on every single test or they cannot pass the course. i got a score below 'x' for my first test but she said 'if i do better from now on i'll disregard that first score'. sweet. so i go to cancel my bus tickets, since the test ends at 4, the show is in boston at 730, and, like i mentioned, it takes 4 hrs or so to get there (oh, and there is now opening band). the bus tickets are non refundable, 100% penalty. sweet. then i think to myself "thank god i got that ticket insurance for the concert so i dont lose $45 more." i go to file my claim and academic obligations arent covered, just work etc.. sweet. death is part of the acceptable claims however. so i think (pretty rotten of me), "oh ok, well my grandmother did just die last week, i can put down i must attend the funeral." so i do, and file the claim. then, in order to successfully complete it all and receive my reimbursement im told to provide all the proper documentation for my claim, which includes a death certificate. sweet. so now i have to ask my father whos lost both of his parents in the last 6 weeks for his moms death certificate so i can salvage at least a little bit of my money? sweet.

fuck.

my.

life.

im going to go get really fucking faded.

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i made a weird dream in which i was in some kind of sufu meet-up, and for some reason, homi29, started commenting and drescribing my tits, but very graphically.

that's fucked.

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Well just now my host mother came and talked to me and told me how violent my host father is, after, of course telling me that he cheated on her with women over the internet. Meanwhile crying.

This isn't awkward in the least no.

PS. Dino: Sigur Ros is amazing, that sucks mad ballz.

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i made a weird dream in which i was in some kind of sufu meet-up, and for some reason, homi29, started commenting and drescribing my tits, but very graphically.

so, um....what did he say, exactly?

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i made a weird dream in which i was in some kind of sufu meet-up, and for some reason, homi29, started commenting and drescribing my tits, but very graphically.

that's fucked.

you weren't dreaming.

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I just dropped a bag of stuff off at the thrift store and placed the woman working there as a teacher I hadn't seen for 18 years so I said hi and told her I recognised her as such, and she asked me my name. When I told her, her face tightened up and she said that because I gave her so much shit, I - personally - was the reason she stopped teaching.

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Well just now my host mother came and talked to me and told me how violent my host father is, after, of course telling me that he cheated on her with women over the internet. Meanwhile crying.

What is her definition of 'cheating over the internet'? If he fucked some girl he met over the internet, then that's pretty fucked.

If he just perved on some 15 year olds, he's probably got a lookbook account.

If he perved on a well dressed 16 year old, his name must be edmund.

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Well just now my host mother came and talked to me and told me how violent my host father is, after, of course telling me that he cheated on her with women over the internet. Meanwhile crying.

This isn't awkward in the least no.

Is she hot? Take advantage of that shit. Though if she's getting cheated on then she's probably ugly.

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if she's getting cheated on then she's probably ugly.

not necessarily.

what's that saying?

"show me the hottest girl in the world, and i'll show you the guy who's sick of her shit."

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