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Second confession:

I was trying really hard not to post anymore but the fucking trash pulled me back in. Now I've posted like three times in one day. Fuck.

Maybe I should sell my account on Supermarket to advertisers, make a new one and work my way up through the newb ranks once again. That might be amusing.

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my confession is that tg has a restraining order on me even though SHE KNOWS WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER I LEFT YOU LIKE TWELVE MESSAGES LAST NIGHT WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP THE PHONE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

I'm telling you. I'm waiting for the first superfuture babies... It's gonna be crazy.

A-sky, do it for The Future.

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Confession: I got in a fight with a guy downtown tonight. He really had heart, my lip is super swollen and my head hurts.

Should have just called him the winner. Shouldn't have kept fighting.

Well, looks like job interviews are a no-go this week, and the next few weeks.

Ow.

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Hap and I are brothers in paranoia. Between said paranoia and mild insomnia, I've gotten used to sleeping between 4 and 5 hours a night on average. It's probably really bad for me, but whatever.

I guess that's a confession.

when things seem a little out of the ordinary, my imagination creates entirely absurd scenarios to explain the anamoly. thing is, i cant really prove the scenarios as false, or impossible. so this little corner of my brain still believes that my parents are aliens experimenting with human life. and that all girls are part of a secret society. and that im really in a dream. my real self is unconscious in a doctors chair somewhere in the jurassic period. and all these ideas began when i was in 3rd grade.

I'm telling you. I'm waiting for the first superfuture babies... It's gonna be crazy.

A-sky, do it for The Future.

im supposedly cheaps and tgs adopted daughter.

im hungry.

:suckle:

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im supposedly cheaps and tgs adopted daughter.

im hungry.

:suckle:

oh dear, red its time we told you.... we thought you may have guessed or been taunted at school about it by now, well your new mummy... well i had this surgery and... no its better you dont know. come to mummy, good boy.

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Red you stole my thunder, bitch.

Secret society trying keep their eye on you? The Girlminati want your mind soul and body?

and i always thought DUM was homosexual. it would explain all the explicit emails he keeps sending me.

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i have been in the university five times last semester...working in a night club isnt exactly the best choice if you have problems getting up early and enjoy drinking. its just that its a lot of fun, the people i work with are good friends and it pays really well moneywise.

i set my radio alarm (placed 30cm from my head) on full volume but i can sleep the whole hour its playing without even noticing. sometimes i remember the news after getting up from hearing them subconsciously ;)

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TG and red's conversation back in the last page made me wanna laugh and throw up at the same time...

has anybody ever done this?

I've cried laughing and laughed at myself whilst crying one time.

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TG and red's conversation back in the last page made me wanna laugh and throw up at the same time...

has anybody ever done this?

I've cried laughing and laughed at myself whilst crying one time.

yeah, it's weird. like farting and sneezing at the same time. but that's more painful.

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Lately I'm so busy (8am-11pm daily) I've been moving my daily poop towards midday despite my needs, and I'm blood-type A+ which means I plan ahead and take a pack of wet naps so I can clean up properly... I also caught a cold last week so imagine snifflling, coughing, hacking, and shitting at the same time, and you have the 10-minute breaks I create for myself. That vomit/laugh sensation has nothing on the dual-output mouth/asshole sensation.

I put upon myself all of this daily work (3+ jobs) in hopes that my thirst for alcohol would die suddenly but I've still bought beers on the way home everynight, gotten drunk, slept and overslept. Currently drunk and smoking a Cuban cigarillo right now. I'm starting believe alcoholism is a true disease I can't escape.

My supersonfesion for now is that I don't wash my sheets enough and feel terrible that I do girls as they lay in some other girls powdered crust from the day before, but I'm so busy I can't be fucked to do sheets laundry so I live with it.

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