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those are shi'ites that believe in ashura, i actually had to google that.

im a sunni muslim, so youre going to have to find some shi'ites.

sorry cant be of any help.

we usually get like a terrorist weekly that lets us know in advance tho...

that what im talking about

if i die of a terrorist attack i'm going to be very mad at you....sunny shit or not

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those are shi'ites that believe in ashura, i actually had to google that.

im a sunni muslim, so youre going to have to find some shi'ites.

sorry cant be of any help.

we usually get like a terrorist weekly that lets us know in advance tho...

JULZ DID YOU SEE DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

CAUSE THIS HAPPENS

THERE IS LIKE, A TERRORIST GOSSIP COLUMN

GOOD SATIRE

Adam Sandler got buff.

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When your son wouldn't stop kicking my tray table on the plane I did not like it.

When I asked you to ask him to stop, you were not helpful.

I confess, it wasn't an accident when I pretended to go stand up to go to the bathroom and instead I poured bad merlot all over him.

But I think you knew that already.

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for some reason that reminds me of the airplane scene in sexy beast. although that scene isn't as awesome as the shaving scene.

Haven't seen that one in a while. From what I remember, it was a perfectly concise, tight movie with no filler at all, if there is such a thing any more.

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that what im talking about

if i die of a terrorist attack i'm going to be very mad at you....sunny shit or not

i really hope there wont be!! but um, you cant be mad if youre already dead...altho i would be VERY VERY upset. <3

JULZ DID YOU SEE DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

CAUSE THIS HAPPENS

THERE IS LIKE, A TERRORIST GOSSIP COLUMN

GOOD SATIRE

Adam Sandler got buff.

yes i saw the zohan...thought it was funny in some parts, lame in others. the calling overseas part was my favorite tho. ive never seen a terrorist column thing cause im a peaceful palestinian. and yes he did get buff!

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my breath has got to be at its undeniable worst and most unattractive after scotch, a bowl, and a cigarette. i dont know why any girls ever kiss me

You're not getting it.. That's WHY they're kissing you.

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i was having lunch the other day with this one bitch. we were eating curry-rice. when she went to the bathroom i don't know why, but i stole some of her meat (was beef curry). actually sneezed in her shit by accident and didn't say nuthin. jmatsu snot-balls for curry meat...fair trade?

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I have weekly or twice weekly dinner parties at my house for my friends and female friends of friends and the cheese and wine bill usually comes out to more than $75 to $100 on an easy night. This is not including the actual food I make. I can not afford this anymore. fuck. always looking for a job after being lazy for several years concept.

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I have weekly or twice weekly dinner parties at my house for my friends and female friends of friends and the cheese and wine bill usually comes out to more than $75 to $100 on an easy night. This is not including the actual food I make. I can not afford this anymore. fuck. always looking for a job after being lazy for several years concept.

i would do this except its impossible to find good cheese in shittown, uk. my entire month in vienna has been about eating as much good food as possible so that i can survive three months of peasant garbage.

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