superconfessional

[2000dB]

what were you fitting in?

[Egpt]

what were you fitting in?

trojans, and i am not talking about the virus

[geekbonchic]

Our store's sponsoring a charity runway show, so I've had two very attractive gentlemen strip down and change for me. Control issues, much?

[jordanelias]

aznboi: only last 60 credits taken into accoutn when applying for law. 0.1 drop if your math is right.

[Thorns]

I really thought college would be like a girls gone wild commercial non stop. Clearly I was duped out of my college experience.

Clearly you went to the wrong college. Or you simply haven't come to the realization of just how easy college freshman girls really are. If you'd like to make your college experience more like girls gone wild, feel free to PM and I'll throw you out some pointers from my college career.

First tip. If you build it/tap it, they will come. By build it I mean a large inflatable kiddie pool on your front porch filled with jello. And by tap it I mean the cheapest keg of beer money can buy.

Thank you, please come again.

[sidneylo]

Our store's sponsoring a charity runway show, so I've had two very attractive gentlemen strip down and change for me. Control issues, much?

Did you touch?

In the Vogue shoot I was in two years ago... the model was super hot and

Japanese. Like 16 years-old nude in the trailer and I almost caught myself reaching for a squeeze. ITADAKIMASU!

[2000dB]

That's dope, you should have gone for it.

I remember doing shows with 14-18 y/o russian and brazilian chicks. It was great.

[cinderella]

jello fights turn out so gross, ahahaha, but they will attract girls like maddddd.

confesshun: I talked my parents into buying me a new bed for my birthday. I said it was because the old one had bad back support (which was true...) but I really only wanted a new one because the old one squeaked too much while I was having sex.

[sidneylo]

I remember doing shows with 14-18 y/o russian and brazilian chicks. It was great.

Yeah everything else was so lackluster. All the clothing was sample or not even completely done anyway, and everyone was boring. The only thing good was the model and the catering.

confesshun: I talked my parents into buying me a new bed for my birthday. I said it was because the old one had bad back support (which was true...) but I really only wanted a new one because the old one squeaked too much while I was having sex.

Remember, a good mattress can cost a lot money. Also, the bigger the bed the better.

Having sex in a single sized bed during the first two years of uni when I lived in the dorms sucked ass. It was like you had two choices, missionary or acrobatics, cause you'd be halfway off the bed doing anything else.

[2000dB]

You have it good in the us. In japan there's not even catering, just straight conbini stuff most of the time, it's classless.

[sidneylo]

I bet modeling in Canada must be the shittttttt. FREE HEALTHCARE AND LOONIES AND DEVLINS.

[2000dB]

I wouldn't know...

[sidneylo]

You need to model for some schwartz's deli sammiches... oh hell yea.

[Caps Lock]

Clearly you went to the wrong college. Or you simply haven't come to the realization of just how easy college freshman girls really are. If you'd like to make your college experience more like girls gone wild, feel free to PM and I'll throw you out some pointers from my college career.

First tip. If you build it/tap it, they will come. By build it I mean a large inflatable kiddie pool on your front porch filled with jello. And by tap it I mean the cheapest keg of beer money can buy.

Thank you, please come again.

I have had a few easy college girls but yeah I went to the wrong school. But I'm transferring anyways so things should be better.

[Liberation1945]

nice seein you again jimmy, but it sure is hard to concentrate when your friends ginormous boobs are out.

[sidneylo]

Stupidconfessional: I hate that game you play when she changes her status on myspace and facebook and you instantly have to retaliate by doing the same. It's so retarded but I just got hooked into it and it makes me sad.

Fuck. I hate mixed signals.

[jordanelias]

Stupidconfessional: I hate that game you play when she changes her status on myspace and facebook and you instantly have to retaliate by doing the same. It's so retarded but I just got hooked into it and it makes me sad.

Fuck. I hate mixed signals.

don't use statuses, sidney.

mystery doesn't fuck up your shit.

[dismalfuture]

i agree, lay off the status boxes for awhile, let sidneylo enjoy some sidneylo time.

On that topic..."my facebook status is a window to my soul..." is on the same level as that guy who posted about wearing the Dior Homme 'scars' on the outside, because of his scars on the inside, or something like that. I wish I could find that quote...

[geekbonchic]

Only status that matters is B.*.L.L.A. $TATUS.

[powerviolence]

I wish I was a little bit taller

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icr0eW1fRSs&eurl=http://plus.www.nexopia.com/profile.php?requestType=mine

[sidneylo]

i agree, lay off the status boxes for awhile, let sidneylo enjoy some sidneylo time.

On that topic..."my facebook status is a window to my soul..." is on the same level as that guy who posted about wearing the Dior Homme 'scars' on the outside, because of his scars on the inside, or something like that. I wish I could find that quote...

Yeah I wasn't fucking with the status like those gay little notes... I meant... relationship status.

And now I'm gonna wear Dior Homme scars everywhere to show how much I've BLED.

[chronoaug]

Found out the girl i had been hooking up with occasionally has fake boobs. First time with them and to be honest, i couldn't tell until she pointed it out and showed me. After she did, i could kind of tell. The more you know...

[notesee]

nice seein you again jimmy, but it sure is hard to concentrate when your friends ginormous boobs are out.

Subway run ins are always a good time.

[lawlercopterz]

I have had a few easy college girls but yeah I went to the wrong school. But I'm transferring anyways so things should be better.

queens? st johns by anychance lol

[Kesnel]

Found out the girl i had been hooking up with occasionally has fake boobs. First time with them and to be honest, i couldn't tell until she pointed it out and showed me. After she did, i could kind of tell. The more you know...

When I read this the first time I thought you were saying that she occasionally has fake boobs, as in, she can remove/insert them as and when she pleases like some kind of internal wonderbra.

[landho]

When I read this the first time I thought you were saying that she occasionally has fake boobs, as in, she can remove/insert them as and when she pleases like some kind of internal wonderbra.

Or like Aphrodite A, the robot from Tranzor Z whose breasts were missles.

[mellowbonsai]

And now I'm gonna wear Dior Homme scars everywhere to show how much I've BLED.

[Serge]

I accidently gave the pizza guy another 20 dollars. After that I called up Pizza Hut and told them and the manager gave me 50 dollars credit and fired the driver.

I don't feel bad about it at all.

[whitney]

I once gave this restaurant a fifty dollar tip for a to go order for two people (me and my boss) plus ordered stuff for the security guards in our building and that guy in the non profit office that also works saturday.

That's what happens when you give a wad full of cash to your pissed off assistant whose been food deprived all day.

I should've pocketed the money but damn my morals.

[notesee]

Because they're for me.