who here is drunk?

[mmfood]

white russians will get you based

[alimenator]

I am based right now

[dino might]

What if that light you see when you die is you being pushed out of a vagina into your new life?

[StrangeLove]

massive headache hot/cold stuffy nose super sweaty.

boy do i feel alive.

[okonomi]

What if that light you see when you die is you being pushed out of a vagina into your new life?

That actually slightly blew my mind.

[i wear shooes]

birthday week has been onstop drinking

21 is cool

[orlylow]

if you're drunk do me a favour and help me like my photo

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150480110334199&set=o.236018736449191&type=1&theater

[wrong_move]

five dollar pitchers at a shady looking chinese joint for a friend's bday all night with 20 some people stayed there til 4 yeahh

[ph1l]

First drink in 3 weeks...I'm in my zoneeeee

[sawn-off chef]

The past 2 nights may have been the most confusing, traumatic, and drunk nights of my life.

[i wear shooes]

birthday was on monday.

i have been drunk since monday.

GREAT birthday weeek

[lmk1995]

Woke up an I honesty have no idea what happened last night.

[Denpatou]

oh shit pumpkin ale is too delicious

[dranoelsy]

^Had that on Monday. Straight from Taps' brewmaster

Shoutout to this McRib I'm eating doe

[i wear shooes]

oh shit pumpkin ale is too delicious

yessss. its great

[samsikle]

buzzed on school nights after homework is the norm now.

[halomunkey]

Hell-o'sss

[evisu 2000]

i've gained 10 lbs this past month

rockin an ET (ribs+belly)

drinkin jameson

maybe i'll quit after this

[StrangeLove]

with my friend house feeling really self concious these boys is pretty! like really pretty :l

[broneck]

ahhahahahahah

yo

i'm fucking

stoned

and drunk

and shit

sick

[lmk1995]

finna rage tonight and not give a single fuck.

[broneck]

fucking schiavoed boys

[Kregg]

friday night and this shit is on the fourth page? wtfffff

toninght was epic

my good friend got thrown out of 2 bars but still talked his way out of being arrested

the girls I brought with me to the bar wound up beating my ex's ass for talking shit on me while at the same bar.

I got my drinks for free cause I fucked the bartender.

and im home safely.

BTW, to make matters worse for my ex, even though the last pair of shoes I bought her were lou b heels, she got her ass beat in fake uggs.

[boy better know]

i'm a bit tipsy already and i'nm taking this girl to mcd cause she havent had mcd in months due to a tonsil infection n then we're going over to her place to drink

sup?

[factorization]

things are looking up since I bought this bottle of j______!!

[evisu 2000]

drunk off cheap whisky

watching sanford and son

playing street fighter

[pepper davies]

Wish I was. Currently in hour 3 of a 6 hour class.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

steptoe > sanford 4 lyf

[Kregg]

120 Minute IPA Dogfish head. <3

[Magsåvningsreserven]

i've never gotten to post in this thread before, and it seems fun

i'm changing this on my birthday, gonna down a bottle of JACK DAGNALS