my selvage denim slip ons are staining my white jeans!! help!!

[cheapmuthafukr]

is there any way to stop this?

shit...

[minya]

haha

[cheapmuthafukr]

it is kinda funny. i am hesitant to wear them together tho because i dont want indigo all over the hems of my pristine optic white 501s. im in florida and my feet sweat something fierce. it could be disasterious.

shit...

[denimdestroyedmylife]

this thread broke my brain

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[asfberg]

i shouldn't but since this is going to the trash anyway ...

starch

and a red moon shoe wallet - it'll soak up all the extra indigo like an anti-pen

[cheapmuthafukr]

pics coming tonight. im serious.

shit...

[denimdestroyedmylife]

don't make him do it. b/c he WILL---the boy is camera-phone crazy.

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[cheapmuthafukr]

as soon as i get my phone turned back on you will see the freshness....

hahahahahahahaha

shit...

[Fuuma]

Help me!!! My warehouse raw denim thong hasn't been washed for 2 years (awesome fade marks along the buttcheeks) and neighbors and collegues started to complain about the smell. Is it true you can only wash them with japanese detergent or they loose all their indigo during the soak?

[Jetta]

You could line the top of the shoes with some duct tape to keep the sweat from penetrating the top of the shoe and staining your pants.

[obsessis]

what about the socks? do you wear socks when it rains?

are the shoes too big? I hear they'll shrink a size if you wash them.....as long as they aren't fakes.

[cheapmuthafukr]

thanks for all the advice kids. oh, on the wharehouse thong, yes you can wash it. if it hasnt faded from your pussy leaking all over it yet, it wont.

the shoes are one wash, shrinkage has been accounted for. you would have to be a fucking moron to wear slip ons in the rain dumbass. thats what boots are for.

shit...

Edited by cheapmuthafukr on Jun 1, 2006 at 09:42 AM

Edited by cheapmuthafukr on Jun 1, 2006 at 09:54 AM

Edited by cheapmuthafukr on Jun 1, 2006 at 09:56 AM

[greentea]

Quote:

this thread broke my brain

--- Original message by denimdestroyedmylife on Jun 1, 2006 08:05 AM

that post about d'artisan lvc ,still hurtin my brain..

[snugglepony]

you could take this two ways, cheapo:

1) tom sawyer stylee, wherein you chop off your whities at mid-calf and go find a wheatstraw to chew, or

2) yacht club jerkass, which requires you to buy a pink polo shirt (collar popped, of course) and cuff your jeans so they don't get wet when you're on the deck of that boat you own...

you just gots to isolate your cuffs from your slips, dog.

[cheapmuthafukr]

will a bright blue bermuda whaler polo work? i dont like ponys but i love whales. and i couldnt take a pony on my boat anyways, as i had th stable removed to install a bowling alley.

shit...

[cheapmuthafukr]

Quote:

Quote:

this thread broke my brain

--- Original message by denimdestroyedmylife on Jun 1, 2006 08:05 AM

that post about d'artisan lvc ,still hurtin my brain..

--- Original message by greentea on Jun 1, 2006 09:55 AM

if you think thats bad you shoud see the ultra exclusicve dior 811. pm minya, i think he has pair # 1 of 23

shit...

[snugglepony]

how is this still in superdenim???

mofo, you're doin' god's work here, and you're not being recognized for it...

bring on the

[keska]

are you serial? u have selvage denim slip ons?

Wanted:money

[denimdestroyedmylife]

the funny thing is, i think he's serious and everyone is shitting on his thread.

that's comedy

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[snugglepony]

Quote:

the funny thing is, i think he's serious and everyone is shitting on his thread.

that's comedy

--- Original message by denimdestroyedmylife on Jun 1, 2006 10:34 AM

i'll believe it when i see some camera phone jujitsu of the items in question...

Edited by snugglepony on Jun 1, 2006 at 10:39 AM

[cheapmuthafukr]

like i said, wait till i get my phone bill paid and its on bitches.

shit...

[cheapmuthafukr]

this is one of the best supertrash threads in a while tho... im serious about the slip ons, but it was ment as comedy also.

youre welcome.

shit...

[wild_whiskey]

okay but seriously, I have a problem. I bought the warehouse thong (model FLOSS3001) and it STRETCHED. I even bought it tight at first, but what used to be moose knuckle looks more like a dirty diaper. Are they sanforized? I'm afraid if I wash them they'll shrink too much and my sack will turn blue.. the bad kind of blue not the indigo-stained kind.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

USE THE FUCKING SEARCH BUTTON!!!

okay, i'll be nice: line your junk with duct-tape

drive-thru

Using chain stitch, your train of jeans is fading wind.

[cheapmuthafukr]

ok... first this has been discussed, so search.

but if you must know.... hand wash in cold water with dr bronners, roll them up in a towel to get rid of excess water, and wear them till dry. they should shrink in all the right places and stretch in all th right places.

shit...

[greentea]

please post pics of your broken in denim thong after 6 months of no wash.

[cheapmuthafukr]

cant we just trash this already?

shit...

[englandmj7]

I had a similar problem where my Sugarcane's were like a miniscule darker hint of blue in this certain light by my apartment, and my Evisu denim shoes were didn't have that miniscule darker hint of blue in this certain light by my apartment, and I think they are rubbing on each other.....I am not sure what to do.......

[englandmj7]

Anyone else kind of weirded out by some of the presumably 8-yr. old chicks lookin' kinda good because they have makeup on.......?

I can hear the dump truck already..........aaghn, aaghn, aaghn

[cheapmuthafukr]

ok... you thought i was kidding. heres some pics

shoes:

shoes with pants:

fit:

shit...