sperm and blood: the new black

[RandR]

what fucking thread do you think this is? why are you always so goddamn stupid and smarmy? are you lips lubricated with your own semen or something?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

better than dry lips, admit it.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

sperm dries up very quickly, i find.

[Mr HaGa]

Gets flaky too, yuck.

[Nostalgic]

what fucking thread do you think this is? why are you always so goddamn stupid and smarmy? are you lips lubricated with your own semen or something?

yeah man. yeah.

[triumph.man]

sperm dries up very quickly, i find.

and very sticky at that too

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i remember reading (in the back of some prurient magazine, no doubt) about a couple that used sperm as a lubricant during coitus; kept it frozen in a mason jar until the mood struck; defrosted in microwave (i am guessing); applied liberally

i am also thinking of an amulet, sold in those small square ads in the back of those same prurient magazines, that contain your beloved's relevant sexual liquids, for like, revisiting when your object of desire is away (or clothed; or dead[?])

now i am thinking of something irrelevant (non-sexual and non-viscous) that i will keep to myself

[vanilla wafer]

That reminds of some celebrity that kept her husband's blood in a vial around her neck. Don't remember who it was, but this is all getting quite off track

[RandR]

angelina jolie and billy bob thornton, I remember that. It was pretty creepy.

[goat]

It's nutritious though

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

[RandR]

yeah man. yeah.

dude, just go back to 4chan already. your hipster schtick is ridiculous.

"I took these pictures on my film camera of a tree. Look how it connects the sky and the earth in this shot. It's like an MGMT song".

"I am going to say something snide like a teenage kid who just looked up sarcasm on wikipedia, because I am an idiot".

"lol internet".

"my comment from up here on my faux intellectual high horse will totally make all these bitches wet, even though I don't realize how much of a prick it makes me sound like".

Christ kid, does anyone like you in real life either? I can't fucking imagine it. What with all your semen being on your lips, smacking that shit like an extra toaster streudel frosting packet.

[haploid]

On the real: who gives a fuck? Calm down. It's the internet.

[Spaghettini]

[RandR]

On the real: who gives a fuck? Calm down. It's the internet.

this is why you are a fucking idiot. of course it's the internet. you are still an idiot, like nostalgic, even on the internet, as you are in real life.

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

I SURVIVED THE E-BEEF WAR OF 2010.

And all I got was this lousy pos rep

[RandR]

I SURVIVED THE E-BEEF WAR OF 2010.

And all I got was this lousy pos rep

I wouldn't call it e-beef. It's just me being disgusted at teenagers...which is honestly not that uncommon these days.

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

I wouldn't call it e-beef. It's just me being disgusted at teenagers...which is honestly not that uncommon these days.

Nah I know.

Its all love and games, its just sufu. I love all of you anyway. Everyone on this site is like family. Aside from the tacky nike/sneakerhead hypebeast turned SE/Workwear/Americana hypebeast.....nah I aint even gonna call him out.

[tac0tron]

mang, fuck all y'all.

(10)

lub u sufubookines <3

[RandR]

mang, fuck all y'all.

(10)

lub u sufubookines <3

in superswap v5, you are getting a special package from me regardless of who my partner is. Your work on v4 was ridiculous man. Much love. Jah is driving in the car with you wearing a cape made from eagle feathers colored like the American flag.

[junglejane]

i remember reading (in the back of some prurient magazine, no doubt) about a couple that used sperm as a lubricant during coitus; kept it frozen in a mason jar until the mood struck; defrosted in microwave (i am guessing); applied liberally

so if you put sperm in a penis-shaped popsicle mold and froze it, you could basically have sex with a (cold) jizz peen

[fruitbrute]

i guess you could, thanks for bringing that up

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

so if you put sperm in a penis-shaped popsicle mold and froze it, you could basically have sex with a (cold) jizz peen

....damnit junglejane

what if it was epeen, wuld u get +rep?

[echoepidemic]

so if you put sperm in a penis-shaped popsicle mold and froze it, you could basically have sex with a (cold) jizz peen

this is ridiculously gross

[junglejane]

....damnit junglejane

what if it was epeen, wuld u get +rep?

only if it green

[Magsåvningsreserven]

leave it to girls to make the sickest comment

[junglejane]