web 1.0 artifacts

[kbshakedown]

<embed>Crappy midi file, probably set to autoplay</embed>

[tac0tron]

What was porn like during web 1.0?

[shufon]

How has nobody mentioned this yet?

[blm14]

#warez invite! GOLD!

also

http://www.findmidis.com/listen.go/261/Enter_Sandman-by-Metallica

What was porn like during web 1.0?

Basically the same as web 3.0 except lower quality, more hassles with codecs, more skewed to images than video, and hairier pussy. Also ron jeremy was skinnier and had more hair on his head.

[herbology]

[blm14]

^YES! Teh 8-bit gamez, I haz dem!

This was like the best game ever. I'm not kidding, THE BEST. I'm not ashamed to say that I installed DOSBOX just so that I can still play it.

Long live turn-based combat RPG!

[SDES]

*2nd pic*

shit, just had a primary school flashback. DA MAGIC SKOOL BUS

dunno what this game is called, though

kinda related. the class retard/slow kid (no joke) got reeeeeally good at this game:

[shufon]

[skiniks]

ok guys correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure there's a difference between web 1.0 artifacts and DOS GAMES (and the like).

YOU WOULDN'T POST NONCORN IN THE CWG THREAD!

[skiniks]

with that said, here is a web 1.0 game that still functions:

http://www.stickdeath.com/

also... anyone remember Romp (Jake's Booty Call)?

[Bigyen]

I want to play this again so much

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[wizard4life]

Anyone remember the original cyber-psychiatrist Dr Sbaitso?

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[blm14]

in response to the DOS comment: Some of us were using pre-web internet in DOS. So it counts.

[neptunecitylocal]

AYO, DIS COUNT?

[echoepidemic]

in response to the DOS comment: Some of us were using pre-web internet in DOS. So it counts.

dats some web 0.0 shit

[selective beef]

[Mewtu]

AYO, DIS COUNT?

oh my god. such good memories. I remember playing this when I was like 10 and my older cousin knew how to beat all the levels, I was like how the fuck..?

[Vampyrvargfesten]

http://suicidehotlines.com/

[ejm285]

[lil brown brother]

asian avenue count?

[fobsquad]

^lol willy.cheesesteak already posted the AzN banners from asianavenue

and blm14, i can't believe you posted an ISA card. youre old as fuck dude

damn power lines

before windows98 and mp3s

[blm14]

blm14, i can't believe you posted an ISA card. youre old as fuck dude

Or I could have just started playing with computers at a hella young age. Also that you know what ISA is puts us in the same boat.

TRS80 with expansion pack and Altair 8800 agree with me

[shufon]

aV8DEJ8ydJQ

[blm14]

no way. US robotics 19.2 with V.42bis fo lyfe. Jesus, hearing those negotiation sounds I realize that that modem was only connecting at like 48k, not 56k. Must have been a bad connection.

God I'm a geek.

[destructodisk]

fuck yeah for M.U.D.'s!!

you are stone cold sober

[timber]

I spent so much time playing MUDs with my sister when I was twelve.

[weidna]

what i wouldn't give to somehow have access to my geocities page circa '99/2000. picked up so many got tweenage bitches/probably-old-creepy-men-posing-as-hot-tweenage bitches with my pics/bio on that thing

[junglejane]

[junglejane]

aghh so much stuff, I am now thinking about this one website I used to go to all the time that had game cheats and walkthroughs and stuff but I can't remember the name. it had a light yellow background and I remember paw prints

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[DüM]

cheatcc was my shit