WANTED: SUPERFUTURE USERS THAT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE!

[lyingonyourdriveway]

If you are going to spend 100s of dollars on jeans, shoes, whatever

have some motherfucking common sense

do some research

you shouldnt automatically ask if something is fake before you put any of your effort into finding out first. Why the fuck should other people be doing the snooping when its your money?

[cheapmuthafukr]

i was wondering if these were fake?

and are they selvage?

do they fit like anything? like abercrombie?

simplicity we use to survive, do what you doing properly, thats the way thru life

[denimdestroyedmylife]

nice! what brand of starch do you use on them? how do they compare to new standards? a pic of them on you? what temperature did you wash that in? where can i get those near plainsfield, wisconsin? can you wear them on a waterslide in the rain? does pharell own those? are those pockets selvage-lined?

[tweeds]

knowing evisu, they'll do something just like that one day.

[cheapmuthafukr]

niagra. they are just like the new standards, except the fit and denim. yes. body temp water with dr bronners denim soap. yes, at the tractor supply, next to the carhartts. yes, killer fades. yes, those are his, hes paying me to wear them in, since he doenst like the idea of not washing for 6 months. those pockets have swelvage on all the edges. swelvage on the inseam, outseam, coin pocket, fly, waistband, beltloops, and hems too.

simplicity we use to survive, do what you doing properly, thats the way thru life

[sybaritical]

Quote: knowing evisu, they'll do something just like that one day.

ROFL > They already do.

[tweeds]

evisu gull-ible, they'll call them.

[sybaritical]

Whether they 're real or not I don't care but all the little fourteen year old chavs in Roehampton rock them when they hang out with their muffin top girlfriends at the bus stop.

It's hilarious, but I weep for the future.

Edited by sybaritical on Apr 11, 2006 at 09:11 AM

[denimdestroyedmylife]

it would take you 10 minutes to find your keys wearing those jeans.

[tweeds]

can you imagine the damage it'll do to the cargo pants industry? "we got more pockets than your dad's old dockers."

[asfberg]

hey, you can't criticise people for asking starch questions ...

but you can for asking endless dh questions, so be my guest

[lyingonyourdriveway]

If you can find my hypocricies i will give you a high five

[denimdestroyedmylife]

do I get a pound for finding your spelling errors?

[asfberg]

replace "you" with "one" in my last post

or even "i"

i can't criticise people for asking starch questions

starch, especially the minutiae of differences between brands, is crucial

[lyingonyourdriveway]

Quote:

do I get a pound for finding your spelling errors?

--- Original message by denimdestroyedmylife on Apr 11, 2006 10:16 AM

hypocrisies

yawn

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i predict that this thread will be locked in about 30 seconds

[cheapmuthafukr]

Quote:

If you can find my hypocricies i will give you a high five

--- Original message by lyingonyourdriveway on Apr 11, 2006 10:03 AM

what is life without hipocracies? or spelling errors?

and i think its time for supertrash... where all the truly super threads go.

simplicity we use to survive, do what you doing properly, thats the way thru life

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yes, I love trash

I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn

It's all full of holes and the laces are torn

A gift from my mother the day I was born

I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yes, I love trash

I have here some newspaper thirteen months old

I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold

But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold!

I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yes, I love trash

I've a clock that won't work

And an old telephone

A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone

And I am delighted to call them my own!

I love them because they're trash

Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!

Edited by denimdestroyedmylife on Apr 11, 2006 at 07:15 PM

[thomas_highstreet]

Quote:

i was wondering if these were fake?

and are they selvage?

do they fit like anything? like abercrombie?

--- Original message by cheapmuthafukr on Apr 11, 2006 08:16 AM

they are fuckin wicked!!!!!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i think they are fakes

[Guest Airjamie]

I NEED MEASUREMENTS, POCKETS, RISE, BUTTON CIRCUMFRENCE, SQUARE ROOT OF THE LEG OPENING, YOUR COCK, EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY ARE A 30, CAN A SUPERFATASS38SPECIAL LIKE ME STRETCH THEM OUT? ARE THEY SLIMMER THAN MY n00DEEZ!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

[englandmj7]

I got the crazy hookup steez if you brohems want a pair of those......$26.47

[damnIam]

Just think of all the brass knuckles you could carry around.

[witts]

yazzzur

SUPERJUNKIE

Edited by witts on Apr 11, 2006 at 01:48 PM

[sybaritical]

WITTS!? NOOOOOO!!!

Quote: Just think of all the brass knuckles you could carry around.

That's the best thing I've ever read on here. I'm fucking crying with laughter.

[witts]

haha dont worry ive never worn them out, theyre strictly at the bottom of my old denim pile, along with the stone island denims, mochino denims, and evisus

SUPERJUNKIE

[englandmj7]

Quote:

Aw Fuck YES!!!!!!!! Hallelujah!!!!

[polly7]

y so many pockets?????

i cant imagine anyone wearing this

[witts]

i actually saw some asian dude rocking a pair when i was at work last week

SUPERJUNKIE

[tangerine]

How tall are you?

ask a cassowary