Naked Broads, kinky sex, tits, ass, etc.

[salaryman]

Hey, thanks for clicking.

But, actually, this thread is just about Summer BBQ/picnic/al fresco dining concepts.

Give me some suggestions on how to throw the illest summer party.

Post something you would bring or expect to be there when you show up.

[evisu 2000]

beats man

and hula hoops

[dolly]

homemade bbq sauce is ALWAYS a winner

novelty apron

[DaBestSpoona]

belly dancers!

[dismalfuture]

I've dreamed about that fridge many times. Then not remembered it the next morning because I blacked out.

For my BBQ's, I tend to favor a nice mix of eclectic semi-fancy faux Mediterreanean food plus some simple grilled meats and seafoods, some J beezys, and something fun and offbeat to do together.

[salaryman]

beats man

and hula hoops

hula hoops, check.

what beats specifically though?

homemade bbq sauce is ALWAYS a winner

novelty apron

fuck an apron, I'll wipe my homemade BBQ sauce on my wife beater.

belly dancers!

julz, what's your schedule looking like?

[dismalfuture]

When J beezys try to pull that 'gotta leave early' shit, I let them get a little car away and then with the spatual in my hand, I scream something like 'namida no aji!'

[salaryman]

I tend to favor a nice mix of eclectic semi-fancy faux Mediterreanean food plus some simple grilled meats and seafoods, some J beezys, and something fun and offbeat to do together.

went to a picnic with some Japanese people recently.

yakitori, yakiniku, yakisoba, tamago-yaki, yaki yaki yaki yaki. so good.

but its going to be a pretty white gathering so I am probably going to tone down asian influences.

every time I go to one of these parties people think they are so fresh because they serve bad mojitos or mint juleps or whatever, I don't mind making/offering simple cocktails, but if that's your main event I'll just go to a bar. give me a hula hoop or something.

fucking pogo stick, something.

[dismalfuture]

couple baseball gloves and a baseball and another human with a penis, you're good.

[salaryman]

^done.

I hate asking people to bring food but don't feel like cooking for a million people either.

Normally my strategy is to serve some chips/bullshit at the beginning get people drunk as soon as possible that they don't notice there is nothing to eat/do.

[DüM]

I feel like the slip n slide is a fine idea. I guess it depends on your yard though.

rocks fucking hurt like a bitch under there.

well, granted your guests don't look like dude in that slip n slide pic up there.

[Charlie Delta]

LOL Dolly clicked this threak thinking it was about Naked broads, kinky sex, tits, ass, etc.

[DaBestSpoona]

^done.

I hate asking people to bring food but don't feel like cooking for a million people either.

Normally my strategy is to serve some chips/bullshit at the beginning get people drunk as soon as possible that they don't notice there is nothing to eat/do.

they sell beer infused chips now.

[sushijerk]

BBQs are all about spotting CWGs in revealing summer gear. CAGs also apply but the proportion of CAGs in attendance is directly proportional to the chances of the bbq food being terrible.

[the Repeater]

Kiddy pool if it's hot as hell.

Horseshoes/lawngames requisite.

Some sort of janky semi-cheese lighting (tiki torches, whathaveyou.)

Twice as much beer as you need and/or GALLONS of margarita, not from mix.

[Guest]

etc

[redX]

Kiddy pool if it's hot as hell.

use the kiddy pool to keep your beer cold, put a cover over it so the water stays cold if the sun is still out. beer takes forever to cool down in a fridge

badminton equipment for the ladies

[semper]

fish on the bbq.

is what girls want; no/low/healthy fat issues.

[case87]

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[iGIT]

How about a game of 2 hand touch football? Kiddy pool for the kids seems like a good idea.

[Faded]

this thread is a good idea!

ill be having a few of these style parties later this month when i move into my new place with a huge backyard.

had a 4th of july party this weekend. heres what was served (hot dogs with all sorts of toppings, a bunch of different types of salads, we were going for a true white trash americana theme)

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

How FUCKED UP. I wanted to fap so god damn bad.

[Ichigo100%]

For a BBQ here are some suggestions:

1) Set up a beer pong table somewhere

2) Homemade BBQ as others have mentioned

3) Pool/Slip n slide

4) An assortment of different foods (not just your typical steak, burgers type shit.. mix it up with some jerk chicken, fried fish, souvlaki skewers, etc)

5) As dismal mentioned, baseball

6) Video games

[jayrock]

no, not video games.

play games that require you to hold a beer in hand, like polish horseshoes. if you're having a bbq in the park or something, a volleyball net is sure to attract party people. even if everyone sucks, it's a good time

[6ixes&7evens]

video games @ a bbq? only time i seen this done successfully was at some corny white peeps house when the wii first came out they were all playing wii sports also they moved the television etc to the outside patio

[Ichigo100%]

Well it all depends on where the venue is taking place. If it were to be situated at someones house, then why not.. But if we're talking about say an outside type venue then obviously gaming is out of the question.

[jayrock]

or you can be a rebel and play lawn darts

[icandunkonu]

2 words

chinpokemon cards!

[DüM]

I do think video games can be fun in group environments (even beyond Rock Band and Wii Sports)

but I want to be outside for a BBQ.

[destructodisk]

get a frisbee, two ski poles, two beer bottles, and play polish (or spanish) horseshoes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_horseshoes

this game is fun and challenging and is ideally played with a hot dog or beer in your free hand