Swine flu

[my gym shorts]

CSULB:

possible swine flu case found in university dorm?

sighhh press telegram bears such bad news :[

8 miles from home, signs of epidemic are starting to worry me

[mr fluffernutter]

craig ferguson has swine flu

[Servo2000]

here too. and i have to fly to socal in 2 days. to stay for 2 weeks.

1. airplane

2. Southern California is basically northern mexico.

3. i'm fuct

.

[morse9443]

[mr fluffernutter]

thats the little bastard that started this all!

[guywithpants]

apparently you can't get it from eating pork. also the first person to get it (a 5 y/o kid) is alive and kickin', got better all by himself apparently

also the death toll from the swine flu in mexico is around 8

t'is information i garnered during supper from the family

the death toll in mexico is well over 100

[mrip]

http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=86162&cat=10

it hit san jose

we are all going to die

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

b careful crissyw

[Mr Waffles]

im negging everyone that posts that goddamn picture of that kid kissing the pig again.

[Handlethevibe]

the death toll in mexico is well over 100

There are only 8 CONFIRMED deaths in Mexico.

[artxattack]

IN A.D. 2010

BOAR WAS BEGINNlNG.

CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN ?

MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE JUAN.

OPERATOR: WE GET SICKNESS.

CAPTAIN: WHAT !

OPERATOR: MAIN VACCINE TURN ON.

CAPTAIN: IT'S FLU !!

HOGS: “SOW†ARE YOU MEXICANS !!

HOGS: ALL YOUR RACE ARE BELONG TO US.

HOGS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCCIÓN.

CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY !!

HOGS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR SWINE.

HOGS: HA HA HA HA....

OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!

CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY 'PIG'!!

CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.

CAPTAIN: MOVE 'PIG'.

CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

lulzzzzz...

[samsikle]

http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=86162&cat=10

it hit san jose

we are all going to die

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf! run for the hills it's closer to you huh, kerni? waddup northside san jose

[PandaDenim]

Yo fuck the flu.

We ain't swine.

Or you guys be secret pig spies?

[its swanny]

http://www.doihavetheswineflu.com/

[its swanny]

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

[Orion]

So I woke up feeling like shit this AM and actually freaked out for a sec. Checked the CDC website for symptoms, but I think I'm all good. I'm gonna lysol everything just to be sure. It IS a pandemic and all.

[barcelona]

"The Bemus Point Central School District is closing the school and all afterschool activities after a possible case of the swine flu has been sent to the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta for further testing."

Fact: Swine flu CAN be transferred through after-school handjobs

[HAPPYASALAMB]

fuck this swine flu shit. the media is overreacting about this and making it seem like a pandemic, like the world is going to die from this. causing people to panic like crazy

[6ixes&7evens]

2012 ya'll

[st. cloud]

should I kop [in the event of a full-blown, deadly swine flu pandemic]?

[guywithpants]

There are only 8 CONFIRMED deaths in Mexico.

i see i misread

it changes depending whose article i read some mention confirmed others say

deaths caused by

[m1sterko]

i thought it was like 150 died from flu-like symptons whereas it was 8 confirmed from swine.

wrong?

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

white bitch in my world history course told me 8000 people died in Mexico

is she right or prob just being fucking idiot with stupid sources

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[Charlie Delta]

here too. and i have to fly to socal in 2 days. to stay for 2 weeks.

1. airplane

2. Southern California is basically northern mexico.

3. i'm fuct

Pop a whole tube of Airborne, you'll be all good!

The packaging says so...

[chambo2008]

should I kop [in the event of a full-blown, deadly swine flu pandemic]?

yes for sure

[sircheesecake]

Japan is fucking freaking out and there are no cases here yet. We got this whole paper on the swine flu and how to stay healthy. Nutjobs.

[cjbreed]

Pop a whole tube of Airborne, you'll be all good!

The packaging says so...

every time i take airborne i break out in a bad case of gullible dipshit.

actually, i just booked 2 seats so that i could fly while still safely concealed in my plastic bubble.

btw some toolbox actually negged me for that initial 1,2,3 joke.

[Guest]

i wonder if samurai or flathead would make a selvedge protective facemask...

[Guest umhaha84]

funniest shit ever

[ojjairus]

i attend the college with the first report of swine flu! yee we on the map now baby!