Hey SuFu Let's Talk About Sex.

[6ixes&7evens]

when u jizz on the face make sure u dont hit the eye or else the bitch going batshit crazy on u

[dismalfuture]

I'll tell you what though, you know you've found your girl when she looks good with your cum on her face. And when a Rock Star Fruit Punch sitting beside the bed doesn't seem off. That's romance.

[6ixes&7evens]

how about a girl being down to let you pour Rockstar Fruit Punch down her vagina and let you drink out of it then you fuck her, jizz on her face with your Rock Star Fruit Punch flavored cum.

[dismalfuture]

Well, since you came up with the idea, you gotta come with a name for it too....

[6ixes&7evens]

Cock Star Punched

[Wesley Pipes]

What's going on in here?

[6ixes&7evens]

not sex because people here obviously dont have it^

with a username like wesley pipes u better have some interesting stories

i remember one time i had to fuck this fat bitch so my friend could fuck her friend. how did i do it? i was smashing shots back to back she gave good head tho all the fat in those cheeks really helped i'd do it again if i had to

[skistar]

If the nuclear holocaust happens, I will probably be in the midst of jizzing on a pair of E-cup titties or that 23" waist, jawnz laying on the floor beside us.

doesn't sound likes bad way to go out...

I once fucked the girl I lost the v-card to in the Spokane International Airport general parking lot before she flew home from visiting me. The best part? It was in the 3rd row seat of my moms '97 Dodge Grand Caravan.

and none of you guys have gotten to fuck the anal?! I think it's damn amazing but usually only because the sluts that'll let you go that direction are too loose to enjoy any other way so it's kinda a win/lose situation. My last ex only got drunk enough to let me do it once. She cried and I was never able to get her that drunk again. Crazy bitch, but I sure do miss her late at night

[skistar]

and I forgot to add... bitches with no gag reflexes FTW.

[ProfMonnitoff]

doesn't sound likes bad way to go out...

I once fucked the girl I lost the v-card to in the Spokane International Airport general parking lot before she flew home from visiting me. The best part? It was in the 3rd row seat of my moms '97 Dodge Grand Caravan.

and none of you guys have gotten to fuck the anal?! I think it's damn amazing but usually only because the sluts that'll let you go that direction are too loose to enjoy any other way so it's kinda a win/lose situation. My last ex only got drunk enough to let me do it once. She cried and I was never able to get her that drunk again. Crazy bitch, but I sure do miss her late at night

u dont know shit

fucking a lot doesnt make a girl loose

do u really think married women are looser than anyone else?

[DaBestSpoona]

there aren't that many hot Japanese girls in Korea. It's close and cheap to Japan though, it's Japan's Mexico. If the nuclear holocaust happens, I will probably be in the midst of jizzing on a pair of E-cup titties or that 23" waist, jawnz laying on the floor beside us.

Whats up with jgirls and big racks? Is it the diet of candy, hokkaido milk, and cake or really advanced technical boob job work that makes them super bouncy and soft compared to boob jobs in america?

[soonami]

I've done anal a couple of times, it's most enjoyable for me, but for the lady, I can imagine some unpleasantness, which really hampers the experience. Although it is acceptable for one to enjoy his lady (or man) friend selflessly offering their anus for pleasure, just know that there must be reciprocal sacrificing--not always sexual, it could be watching horrendous movies or hanging out with their family.

But you have to let a girl know if you are into it and one night, during some drunk fucking, she say, "I want you to fuck my ass." Just don't get too excited, lube the shit out of your dong and the cornhole, dry anal is fun for no one!

[DaBestSpoona]

If a girl admits to love dropping big dumps, there's a good chance she's into anal.

[redgrail]

^This is why I will never do anal.

I wouldn't fuckin want to know.

Girls have no bodily functions, ok?

OK.

[Fabulaz]

Does your dick come out with shit on it, or what?

[bouwnt]

not if it go straight 2 another girl's mouth

[DaBestSpoona]

My moneyshot blasts the poop off my tip. After that its ATM.

[sawn-off chef]

Does your dick come out with shit on it, or what?

edited to prevent a fight with kinda ex?

[e0d9n0b5]

lol cop a prolapse

[Fabulaz]

NO PINK SOCK THOUGH THANK GOD.

OMFG

how does type of shit actually happen i have seen videos

i will probably never do it in the butt i want my penis to be clean and tidy

[sawn-off chef]

OMFG

how does type of shit actually happen i have seen videos

i will probably never do it in the butt i want my penis to be clean and tidy

tbh it's pretty clean! i liked it just worried of repercussions if i went too fast or something lol. i'm guessing too fast and air pressure or something when you pull out real fast it pull out the intestines too.

[e0d9n0b5]

well see, your intestines are basically just a tube through your body, and at that end there are 2 sphincters. prolapse is when the outer one tears and the intestines start falling out >: )

[bouwnt]

worried of if i went too fast or something lol. i'm guessing too fast and air pressure or something when you pull out real fast it pull out the intestines too.

scott, buddy i fail to see how any of this is your concern!!!

[soonami]

^^ lolz

Yeah, the colon stays pretty clean most of the time until there is poo that needs to be evacuated. Although, the possibility of undesirable odor is significantly higher.

[sawn-off chef]

scott, buddy i fail to see how any of this is your concern!!!

edit: thats incriminating. i didn't want to hurt her, I'M IN LOVE WITH HERRRR

[6ixes&7evens]

I haven't had sex for quite awhile.

[Fabulaz]

I haven't had sex for quite awhile.

me neither

[sawn-off chef]

is a week a long time :[ it feels like forever

[gfunkdocta]

what's a long time? like 8 days?

[6ixes&7evens]

lets just say awhile. anywho i cant find any bitches thats down to try shit on the spot shits irritating