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Have sex 15 times a day with 4 wives and declare yourself having superhuman strength

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HIS GOD REPLIES TO HIS PRAYERS, DOES YOURS?

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my dad has Vtec. dont be jealous

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take that mormons! show us your guy!

p/s the first tv interviewer reminds me of susie from curb

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how can he not shake someones hand but he can bang fat chicks

wouldnt his thrusts blow up the fat chicks

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^^^ that curb episode was amazing.

since everyone knows everyone i should ask my friend in alexandria what this guy is really up to.

im surprised only 4 wives, maybe thats all he could afford tho.

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how can he fap?

lmfao, if he wasnt married, he'd be dickless, thats for sure

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next life, i'm gonna be muslim and have a power of 1000 hp or something

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^^^ that curb episode was amazing.

since everyone knows everyone i should ask my friend in alexandria what this guy is really up to.

im surprised only 4 wives, maybe thats all he could afford tho.

the best part is when they got stuck up on the ski lift.

and, a muslim man can only have 4 wives max (at one time).

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I have many special abilities too. But mostly from my items.

Fingerless gloves: +12horsepower approx 1300 strength of men

Low profile shoe with wings: +16 stamina +48 horsepower approx 5200 strength of men

wii mote with added lightsaber: +90 horsepower, approx 10400 strength of men

wii steeringwheel: +28 agility +8 stamina

I myself have about 85 horsepower approx 9800 strength of men. I cant bend a coin with my eye socket or drink melted butter tho..

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why drinking melted butter causes people to die? from trans fat?

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