In-flight entertainment ---- How to avoid irritating people on the plane

[beautyfake]

If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
   
2. Remove your laptop.
   
3. Start it up.
   
4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
   
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
   
6. Then click here.

[Mr Waffles]

im not clicking on that

[beautyfake]

nooo.. do it dude!

no spam!

[Kasper]

i think i was first emailed this like 2 years ago, a little late....

[beautyfake]

ohh.. really?

just got this today :confused:

boo hoo me..

[mrip]

where can you get internet on a plane

[Guest Phrost]

allahu akbar

[sircheesecake]

You could always save the web page or rip the swf.

[ProfMonnitoff]

oh i thought your advice was gonna be take some valiums

good thread though

[beautyfake]

where can you get internet on a plane

good point!

But I think you now can on certain airlines.

Of yeah, just rip the swf

[Charlie Delta]

Not to be the ruiner of all things funny but pulling something like this will most likely get you detained the moment you touch down at your destination and send on the first flight back...

At the least...

[julzkind]

thats fun.

the arabic isnt right, but i will save this.

[mis]

Alcohol + sleeping pills

[homi29]

being scared of arabs is so 2001

[beautyfake]

being scared of arabs is so 2001

I'm a frickin' moslem.

And my dad is an engineer who works with explosive materials.

So this stays on forever. At least for me

[beautyfake]

Alcohol + sleeping pills

I NEED em like right now

[MF Snakes]

As the timer hit zero my phone vibrated. Shit's crazy.

[Farris]

Not to be the ruiner of all things funny but pulling something like this will most likely get you detained the moment you touch down at your destination and send on the first flight back...

At the least...

my god, do u make it a point to suck the life out of everything that is good?

[keagan]

Not to be the ruiner of all things funny but pulling something like this will most likely get you detained the moment you touch down at your destination and send on the first flight back...

At the least...

neooooooooooo0ojniko shit

i don't like this guy

[Tyro1]

or you could just masturbate in the toilet of the plane...

[Handlethevibe]

Someone should do that, then just leave it on the seat, so then the next person who comes in will freak out, and everyone will be freaking out trying to find who jizzed on the seat. Or you could do it with shit instead, cause at least that's a bit more appropriate.

[Tyro1]

Mile high club...

[jyoni]

s/he would poke repeatedly with an elbow and ask, "What's that?"

[julzkind]

allahu akbar

........

[AstroWolf]

Alcohol + sleeping pills

you must spread rape around before something something something.