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The Outfit You'd Like To Be Buried In


tac0tron

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i thought about this long and hard one time, and i decided that being buried wastes space, cremation is boring and being shot into space is cliche, so if i have my way with it, i would like my corpse to be taken to a taxidermist, have me standing upright in robes not unlike those of jesus, with a grenade belt and ammo belt crossing my chest, an m-16 in my right hand and a live baby in the left, then gild the entire thing and use me as a statue in a park in nyc.

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something flamable cause

my final wishes would be the viking funeral. unless im mistaken, its when they float your body to the sea, while lighting the ship your body is on, on fire.

the ceremony just seems so intense that it would be a fitting tribute in my opinion.

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