Do You Look Down When You Pee?

[DüM]

sorry guys, this is what I do.

[jonle714]

damn i got school tomorrow

[destructodisk]

^what the fuck kinna post is that?

are you lost

[skull6]

oh yeah steal my thread's idea

[operationjake]

NOW this IS WHAT i'm TALKING ABOUT.

edit: oh, and i sometimes look down... but it sorta depends on how hard i have to go.

[jonle714]

^what the fuck kinna post is that?

are you lost

i dont have pee stalls, i got the big bucket thing. i look up so it doesn't look like im looking at other people's peens.

[Guest]

Fuck I thought this thread was about j crew when i clicked on it

[e0d9n0b5]

i pee upside down, so technically i'm looking up when i do

[c.r.e.a.m.]

in public, i never look down

by myself, i look down

[landho]

I usually look down when I pee to get a rough measure of how hydrated I am. I prefer not to pee in urinals. I prefer peeing in toilets. If I am in public I will pee in the first clean stall I arrive at. (I look inside the stalls and refuse to pee in a toilet that is filled with leftovers.) Afterward, I use toilet paper to clean the head of my wiener; I don't want residual pee in the urethra to dab onto my underwear.

I may, however, pee at a trough, for nostalgia's sake. Although that may just be braggadocio; there's a club here that has a trough filled with ice it in, and I have gone to the bathroom there once in the more than a hundred of times I've been there.

[skiniks]

i piss on wack chumps no homo so yeah i'm looking down but i jcrew anyway ya dig? chuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h

[salaryman]

I can't take my eyes off of it.

[julzkind]

more times than not, im looking up when the piss is coming down on me.

/shrug

[operationjake]

more times than not, im looking up when the piss is coming down on me.

/shrug

does it sorta look like this:

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[julzkind]

like this:

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[operationjake]

^ awe inspiring.

[U MAD]

yes I like to aim at the edge of the bowl because I don't like when I can hear other people pissing into the water so I do that shit ninja.

[panicnation]

i wish i could pee without having to hold on to my wiener.

i hate it when u pee into urinals and some of it splashes onto yr hands.

[emilo]

There should be an option for Sonicvoodoo: "I piss too furiously to look down"

I usually look sideways. in public. no homo, yes comparing sizes

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i always look down just in case of the dreaded split-stream

i opt for urinals first, then stalls, and if all else fails, the drain in the floor

i avoid pissing in sinks------it conflicts with the prime directive

i am adept at urinating in alleys, behind lamp-posts, or whatever may conceal my rail of a body

some words of advice, never piss into the wind, do not attempt to piss over a wall taller than you, and never NEVER ever cross streams.

[Spaghettini]

http://www.ellenjong.com/

[Mogli]

in public, i never look down

by myself, i look down

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[mr fluffernutter]

i look down and put my hands on the wall and make a groaning

[timber]

i look down and put my hands on the wall and make a groaning

Gross - I just read that while in the library and started to laugh like someone insane.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

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relevance circa 44 seconds

[ChaseDizzy]

I look over, at someone else.

[jeanunit]

i hate it when u pee into urinals and some of it splashes onto yr hands.

me too

Just wipe it on your jeans.

[U MAD]

I don't want to do up my button fly with pissy hands so I usually wash first then do up my fly after and I get some funny looks some times.

But you don't want to get dick on jeans you don't wash so

[ron2331]

always look down. public bathrooms go into stall just to be able to look down. i bumped my head on the wall. as alittle kid because i was tryna look down. urinals suck you cant practice your long distance shooting on them

[Larry!]

I just look straight, I don't know why, but it feels better to resist the urge of looking down.