doin hood thangs

[polishmike]

where i live it's either taking that which runs every 5 minutes or nj transit every 5 hours. lots of them are in great condition, cops bust them all the time but sometimes you get a gem like that.

[DaBestSpoona]

some of the buses have DVD players\LCD screens\Karaoke sound systems so you can sing the latest Jacky Cheung

[mr fluffernutter]

that bus is ridiculous.

[Bona Drag]

cops bust them all the time but sometimes you get a gem like that.

you mean like when you find rocks stashed in your seat cushion?

[Fabulaz]

They set me up. I accept a package and then get a bill for customs charges in the mail...

you paid yours yet? I got mine a month ago and I decided not to pay.

[mr fluffernutter]

yeah fuk fedexxx

[DüM]

hey diamonds

[skiniks]

yo DUM miss you

[jayrock]

[the_state]

Any you du's know about dollar vans? Dollar vans are Chinatown "buses" to the square root of Omar Little.

You guys are really fucking my thread up. Shame to you all. Please go back to playing lacrosse and listening to Asher Roth or whatever it is you fucking hymen'd up vaginas do for fun.

[onemancult]

jamaicans got the dollar van routes locked down up in the bx. as in, they only service areas that have high carib population. i cant get them to roll my way for shit.

[Bona Drag]

i picked up two black strippers this weekend...one of them had a kid

damn

[Bona Drag]

now that i think about it, the one who said she didn't was probably lying...

[NESK]

that aint hood unless you are their babys daddy.

[bouwnt]

or unless she brought the kid with her and

made them watch

[mr fluffernutter]

yo DUM miss you

i miss DUM too.

[Bona Drag]

gunks post in random thoughts reminded me of the most uncomfortable conversation i've ever been around

i'm at the walgreens picking up my scrip (it wasn't syrup, but let's pretend it was to make this more hood) and the woman behind the counter is pregnant

someone she knows (they're both black) came up and the started talking

girl you look good! how many months you is?

six? how your nose still look like that? my nose got so big with my last one

[mr fluffernutter]

Dreadlocks, or dreads for short, are another one of the black men's hairstyles. This style consists of matted portions of hair that are interlocked with each other. The hair grows naturally without the use of any hair products or accessories.

[LaGourgandine]

I got my dick sucked for a cigarette yesterday

[bouwnt]

[bouwnt]

[beefcake]

[bouwnt]

how the fuck does birdman of all people

make a polo look good

[e0d9n0b5]

Dreadlocks, or dreads for short, are another one of the black men's hairstyles. This style consists of matted portions of hair that are interlocked with each other. The hair grows naturally without the use of any hair products or accessories.

Ghost-riding, frequently used in the context of "ghost-riding the whip" (a "whip" being a vehicle) or simply ghostin', is when a person puts a car with an automatic transmission in drive or allows it to idle and then the driver (and passengers) of a vehicle exit while it is still rolling and dance beside it or on the hood or roof.

[Billy.Barbados]

how the fuck does birdman of all people

make a polo look good

Black people just have swag, we can make anything look good.

[Bona Drag]

^^

yeah, black dudes can get away with abercrombie, even

anyway, i repeatedly think horribly dirty thoughts about this chick in my office with a gold in her mouth, all types of tattoos, doorknockers erryday, four kids...and the banginest 33 year old body you have ever seen

goddamn

[Bona Drag]

even worse: her dad works in our office too

he's in his 70s, wheelchair bound, very sick, and wears dashikis

[DaBestSpoona]

^^

yeah, black dudes can get away with abercrombie, even

anyway, i repeatedly think horribly dirty thoughts about this chick in my office with a gold in her mouth, all types of tattoos, doorknockers erryday, four kids...and the banginest 33 year old body you have ever seen

goddamn

one of them is yours

[Bona Drag]

mine would be da fifth

i aint had a shot yet

[DaBestSpoona]

some of these hood rats get preggers when you breathe on them