doin hood thangs

[Tyro1]

I still have no idea what it means...

[salaryman]

I'm pretty sure he sold hello kitty tattoos to rich white girls in the 3rd grade.

RESPECT.

[Seething Tortoise]

In the 7th & 8th grade i would change kids grades because the school did the grades on print out would charge $10

I did that for friends.

I have no hustle though, the thought never occured to me.

Also, about the whole cousin thing. I do not think you should. Especially if you're close enough for blood relation.

Unless it's one of those cousins that you call a cousin because there is no other way to describe them, but is actually in no way related to you.

[klutz]

Sophomore year my friend had these little blue laxatives and he took them to school sold them for like $5 saying they were thizz he sold one to a "cholo" the cholo got explosive diarrhea ended up ratting...

Best memory of sophomore year....

[the_state]

not trying to pull cards or anything, but aren't you white?

i am the problem. i am the solution. half man, half amazing.

[cyberPUNK]

bitches pay me to suck my dick.

[juliaN.]

yo i've never heard of no chinese rules that said it was alright to fuck your cousin

a lot of chinese people marry their cousin, even those closely related

happens.

she is distant enough there is virtually no relation, like 5-6 tiers of separation at least, nobody in my immediate extended family. and mother's side = green light. if it's dad's side, no matter how distant you are crossing the taboo line

some of you guys need to familiarize yourselves more with your own culture, take an anthropology class, or have a more open mind

[juliaN.]

How distant are we talking? Like your dad's brother's wife's niece? The Chinese term cousin applies to pretty much all relatives so you're not blood related I don't think it's a big deal.

Also ain't FTB ain't your family pretty well off? How desperate is your cousin that she gotta turn tricks? Are we talking street walker or just being a kept woman for several rich guys in return for an apt?

family in its entirety isn't well off

my immediate family has done the best of em all. we made it to the lower middle class tier

some 'relatives' with virtually no blood affiliation are slumming it

[evisu 2000]

some of you guys need to familiarize yourselves more with your own culture, take an anthropology class, or have a more open mind

that's the most retarded shit i've ever read.

[juliaN.]

from what i gather it seems you've mostly been raised in the West your whole life, are you even Chinese?

regardless it doesn't matter, we come from completely different cultural backgrounds, i don't take offense at your or anybody else's disgust. If you are raised and rooted here, this kind of thing does not sound out of the common, hardly shocking given some of the perversions that go on. it was a one-off event, not something i regret or even give much thought to now.

[bouwnt]

i would have turned chinese for my hot cous she was

cute but then she got fat.

too many sloppy joes.

[juliaN.]

ay

i told my grandma (mother's side) about it, she said my cousin's misanthropic hustler of an aunt and clueless mother have been trying to trying to push my parents to arrange a marriage between us, no wonder there was that period they kept coming to Hong Kong to try to meet up w/ me. Hadn't seen her in about 6 years, she turned into a real vermin. Hit it and quit it, since excommunicated. I tried to reform her, but she don't wanna be saved why save her

[ProfMonnitoff]

cousin fucking shouldn't be acceptable in any culture, and that isnt just some eurocentric cultural prejudice bullshit

although for all intents and purposes i may unknowingly fuck a very distant cousin at some point in time because nobody knows what happened to any of my grandparents' siblings

but still i couldnt do it knowingly

[juliaN.]

well, in the greater context of art, culture, society, history etc etc, this one off event does not even deserve a fine print footnote. There's been much greater transgressions committed throughout, many of whom the offenders are probably figures a lot of the general public holds in high esteem.

I don't hear anyone calling for a ban on Ginsberg because he went on safaris to fondle prepubescent boys. My isolated incident is hardly a perversion. If you see it as one, you're either conditioned by the hypocritical prudishness imposed on your teachers of youth, or you need to get out and live and learn a bit more.

[ProfMonnitoff]

the great greek philosophers all fucked little boys and look at how outdated their theories are now

[juliaN.]

well

that is ancient

i mean even as recent as the 20th or 21st century, there is much crazier shit goin on and nobody is screaming for the hills because those are all figures relatively removed from your immediate acquaintance.

[evisu 2000]

I don't hear anyone calling for a ban on Ginsberg because he went on safaris to fondle prepubescent boys.

because ginsberg and the boys weren't related.

[ProfMonnitoff]

also we're not calling for a ban on ftb either, just saying that its kinda dodgy. nobody is gonna deny that ginsberg was a little messed up.

[juliaN.]

wow

you're an alright guy, someone who struck me as more intelligent than that.

You're saying pedophilia is more noble than what ended up being consensual sex between two adults (she DID end up agreeing to it, nobody gonna press rape on that. She was practically trying to see me every other week after this) who aren't even blood related, but happen to share to designation 'cousin' due to some distant family tie.

THAT is fucking retarded my man

[ProfMonnitoff]

also ginsberg didnt post about it in the doin hood thangs thread

[juliaN.]

heh, touche. i rest my case

never said i was a pope, never said i was a saint. i am who i am, not what i ain't

[evisu 2000]

wow

you're an alright guy, someone who struck me as more intelligent than that.

You're saying pedophilia is more noble than what ended up being consensual sex between two adults (she DID end up agreeing to it, nobody gonna press rape on that. She was practically trying to see me every other week after this) who aren't even blood related, but happen to share to designation 'cousin' due to some distant family tie.

THAT is fucking retarded my man

i was joking.

[Seething Tortoise]

Oh God, I just remembered.

When I was younger, people on the homeland side of my family would try to jokingly ship me with like my 3nd cousin's oldest daughter or some shit who was the same age as me. This was back when I was like 4/5.

Why oh why did this thread have make me remember that.

[DaBestSpoona]

cousin fucking shouldn't be acceptable in any culture, and that isnt just some eurocentric cultural prejudice bullshit

although for all intents and purposes i may unknowingly fuck a very distant cousin at some point in time because nobody knows what happened to any of my grandparents' siblings

but still i couldnt do it knowingly

what about a cousin in law?

[ProfMonnitoff]

wife of the cousin of one's wife still counts as cousin in law apparently. i dont see why that wouldnt be fair game theoretically.

but how about just don't fuck any extended family

[billy.]

Where Da Pics At

[Mr Waffles]

Where Da Pics At

this is the most hood thing that has happened over the pas 4 pages. can we quit the fucking cousin fucking debate now.

(unless there are pics)

[cuddlysheep]

after the cousin, then the family pet, that's gangsta.

[DaBestSpoona]

you ghetto savage!

[Bona Drag]

i'm gonna reiterate: it sounds like she's distant enough that it's not that big a deal

the big deal is that she fucks for $$$ and her cooch is probably dirtier than a pair of unwashed year old nudies