i have $500, what to buy?

[kunk75]

just took my bonus and while the vast majority is going to taxes, I am keeping $500 for me cause i'm worth it and my life is full of paying bills and shit.

aside from whores and drugs and gifts for any of you, i am open to suggestions. suggest.

[edmond]

a nice juicy chunky piece of high class pussy

[kunk75]

^ see above.

and what you mean a piece? like i lip?

[robin]

A really nice haircut. Go wild!

[edmond]

for 500 if they dont give you the rest of the body its a ripoff

[headcoat]

http://www.aloharag.com/highseas/product.asp?s_id=0&dept_id=4614&pf_id=PAGPIBFNDAHJKPGD

[edmond]

A really nice haircut. Go wild!

wtf?!?!?!?!

[kunk75]

something i don't already have, i mean.

http://www.aloharag.com/highseas/product.asp?s_id=0&dept_id=4614&pf_id=PAGPIBFNDAHJKPGD

[edmond]

2 pairs of samurai jeans

[Wesley Pipes]

Buy a 500 dollar bill.

Then go to liquor stores and ask them to break it.

[Seething Tortoise]

jaside from whores and drugs and gifts for any of you, i am open to suggestions. suggest.

You used to be cool kunk, what happened?

Buy some high class porno from the smuttiest shop in town, a few dozen tubes of lube and go wild.

Or one of these http://www.malemachine.com/MMachine/Instructions.aspx

http://youporn.com/watch/30492 video isn't suitable for minors, people in the closet or well, anyone really.

[dismalfuture]

RAF SIMONS X EASTPAK... i know where to get one...

[headcoat]

If youre really itchin to throw down bucks, you could get one of these for your front yard:

[jyoni]

some high-quality erotic massage.

too much like whore?

[kunk75]

you may bhe the winner.

RAF SIMONS X EASTPAK... i know where to get one...

[edmond]

something for your wife ?

[Leonard Leroy]

I want alien vs. predator

[headcoat]

something for your wife ?

worst possible answer.

[dismalfuture]

you may bhe the winner.

You may be helping bring bokko and steez to the victims with your contributions. Thank you sir.

[edmond]

come on his wife gave him a couple of kids she deserves some gucci 's or raf steeeezzzz

[dismalfuture]

The kunkette can Raf stee vicariously through her husbands Rafpack.

[habia]

Get some nice headphones.

what type of audio set up do you use?

[kunk75]

^ a pathetic one. ipod and a dock.

surround sound system in the living room but i don't even know what kind. my wife is the audio file. and to those who suggested a gift for her, i just bought an anniversary gift for her so that's out.

[junglejane]

I think you should still consider getting her these really hot Givenchy bondage sandals. they will look smoking on her and you will enjoy looking at her being hawt.

[dismalfuture]

junglejane, help me bring food and steez to the victims. please.

[edmond]

stop being selfish kunkster give your wife half of the 500 and buy yourself something for 250 eh??

[headcoat]

stop being selfish kunkster give your wife half of the 500 and buy yourself something for 250 eh??

I never knew you were such a caring and giving lover.

[w00tah]

wasp knife

kill some sharks...lions...bears...squirrels...

[kunk75]

show me something good JJ. i know shit about women's shoes.

I think you should still consider getting her these really hot Givenchy bondage sandals. they will look smoking on her and you will enjoy looking at her being hawt.

[edmond]

well i am .. now you know