Official What's your size thread?

[KickaPop]

What size in inches( since America>the rest of the world) is your Johnson/Salami/Richard/Dong/Snake/Cobra/Rope?

6.3 right hurr. Stand up and be proud.

NO HOMO.

[Sayword]

8.3 Hard.

Really.

[salaryman]

Never heard of calling your dick a rope but I could probably go repelling with mine.

P.S. you make too many threads.

[KickaPop]

^ I've made 2. Confusion has struck.

[ProfMonnitoff]

a milli

[kunk75]

9.7 mrs. kunk can attest

[Sayword]

^^thats a god damn lie!

[kunk75]

really want a pic? doubt it. but it's always been my claim to fame. my mother said my dad was like @ 11. why she told me this i don't know.

[e0d9n0b5]

3" if you include the circumfrence of my balls and the distance between my asshole and my dick

[evisu 2000]

9.7 mrs. kunk can attest

i'd rather have hair.

[Hella Hyphy]

2 inches.

OFF THE GROUND HA

[kunk75]

i wouldn't.

i'd rather have hair.

[ChaseDizzy]

MASSIVE 3 INCH HARD COCK.

Just kidding.

9 inches.

AROUND. (0)

[HBlack]

http://www.statpac.com/surveys/nonresponse-bias.htm

[dismalfuture]

5.8 inches. And I have a vagina, too.

[trystero]

Ten Billion Inches Long And Made Of Lava

[dismalfuture]

On topic though, I have had many sluts, ladies of the night, and some plain janes gasp and compliment me when I whip it out, and that makes me pretty much happier than anything, since that adds up to a lot of cocks seen, and I am winnar. I feel like an Olympian. You lose that effect you lay down with nubile virgins who can't appreciate a good penis when they see one. I try convincing them but it doesn't add any extra points.

I had a friend once, who in front of two girls, told them I had an impressive penis (we used to frequent some seedy establishments together, so seeing each other's cocks had become a regular thing for us), which led to instant success. I've had good wingman friends who pushed things along well, but that was the first time I've had a guy friend rep my penis for me, but it worked like magic.

[dismalfuture]

This guy is Korea's only openly gay celebrity apparently, and yeah he is OG pure fruit swagz. He does pirouettes at the club, and tried taking a nap next to me at the gay sauna I had to go to when I was homeless. He's only like 5'7" tall, but my fuck, it's like 7" long soft, a complete beast.

[Pandemonium]

can you show me his frute swags please?

[Pandemonium]

i'd rather have hair.

o lawd this is funny

hey i need consensus from girls whehter big dick = big good.

[onemancult]

THE BETTER QUESTION IS HOW MANY OF Y'ALL IS GROWERS, NOT SHOWERS?

[16steps]

really want a pic? doubt it. but it's always been my claim to fame. my mother said my dad was like @ 11. why she told me this i don't know.

looks like you got the short-end of the stick

[sistersuzie]

What would be the equivalent for the ladies? A thread about bra sizes? It would be a bit weird...

[Sayword]

I think I just got a lil bigger.