The worst phone call you ever got...

[camc]

Just got a call from the Child Support agency to tell me that some bird is claiming me as the father of her child.

Shit is totally fucked. I have never even heard of the girl. Lady on the phone said that she has 10 days to produce a birth certificate with my signature on it or the case will be dismissed. Theres no way that she can produce that document because it doesnt exist... but she can still take me to court to enforce a paternity test.

I know that its not possible for it to be true but this is pretty much the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I'm in total shock over here.

Anyway. Derailed my own thread a bit. Whats the worst call you ever got? Help me take my mind off this shit.

[w00tah]

When context told me that all imperials were sold out when they were ~$133

[conan.]

"hello, conan?"

"yes?"

"i'm just calling you back because of the message you left... we don't have anymore of the bernhard short shorts with the zipper on the crotch. they're all sold out."

"...."

[e0d9n0b5]

4 words

dial a rick roll

[camc]

4 words

dial a rick roll

what?.......

[mr fluffernutter]

rick roll prank call

[snafu]

''Just got a call from the Child Support agency to tell me that some bird is claiming me as the father of her child.''

pretty much had the same phone call from a girl i met on holiday, the fone call was some clininc saying all this shit. but mine was a voice mail.

i tell you i have never been so shit scared in all my life, i thought my life was over at 15

for half an hour i thought this was the worst day of my life thinking i was going to have to tell my parents then go down and drag that girl to an abortion clininc then i checked my next voicemail and it was just her friend saying it was a joke, i tell youmust have been the most belivable prank phone call i have ever heard the girl sounded like she was some fat middle aged nurse being all serious

tell you i know how you feel man, not good not good

[azn8oi]

April 19, 2005

8:15PM

I'm standing outside Del Taco cus friend wanted cheesy dinner.

"...Your sisters' dad (my stepdad) just passed away..."

[willy cheesesteak]

4 words

dial a rick roll

i'm so doing this to my ex-managers.

[inaya]

that my mom died.

[broneck]

fuck this thread, might as well have called it "depressing shit to make your day sad"

[thescott]

/\/\ fa real! /\/\

I guess these niggaz ain't heard it's friday.

[broneck]

LOL (trust, is worth it)

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[yupsterism]

rick roll prank call

40 seconds in

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[Leeacto]

The call to my middle school (i was 13) telling me to go home intonating that my dad was going to die. he died 5 hours later

[newaesthetic]

Day before my birthday last year, woke up to a phone call from my dad that he had just been diagnosed with cancer. Luckily he's doing pretty good these days.

[broneck]

see? this thread is awful. we need something to counteract this...

[playdisonlyatnight]

/\/\ fa real! /\/\

I guess these niggaz ain't heard it's friday.

some of us work weekends only

my weekend starts monday

[Corbin Law]

not to me but to a good friend of mine just a couple months back:

hes in the middle of playing a show when his marshall head falls over and breaks, the amp is completely busted. then the owner of the venue comes in to say that they have to cut their show short because a previous band took too long.

then the phone rings and his grandma just passed.