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nice creep detector

i personally wouldn't, dead arm is a big turn off to me, no matter how hot the chick is. hum... well if the arm doesn't loook that dead and if i don't know about it then kay.

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hunhunn. well let's get some alcohol to forget that and concentrate on the rest. someone reading over my shoulder says it's kinda cute. creepy btard.

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I would fuck the non anorexic one and tell the whole fucking world.

N!GG@ PLZ DEY BOTH BONY AS FUKK

WOULD HIT BOTH LIKE WHUT THO

DEY B MY SUGA MOMAZ AZ LONG AZ l GOT DAT YAY HOOOKUP

N U KNO l GOT lT ON LOK NE TYME DAY N NlTE

FUK lM TWlSTED WERRE DEM THRSADZ @????

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If she masturbates she get the sensation that someone else is doing it for her, like if you sit on your arm for a while to make it numb and masturbate? Then if she gives you a handjob it'll be like someone not even in the room is beating you off.

I'm going to hell.

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If she masturbates she get the sensation that someone else is doing it for her, like if you sit on your arm for a while to make it numb and masturbate? Then if she gives you a handjob it'll be like someone not even in the room is beating you off.

I'm going to hell.

LOL NlGGA U LOCO HOW KUM U GOT RED REPZ??!????

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a guy asked me this the other day:

would you rather have a dead dick where its supposed to be or a fully functional one on your forehead?

DEAD @ LESAT U KAN STIL TAKE IT UP UR @SS

NO HOMO

NO HOMONO HOMONO HOMONO HOMONO HOMONO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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No dating but would slay.

Would you rather never be able to taste food again, or go barefoot for the rest of your life?

This happened to a girl I know; she can't smell either. She got fat at first cause she was never satisfied. I would eat food that had gone bad all the time, probably.

Barefoot. Fuckit, all that happens is you get really thick skin on your feet and lose your arches.

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I worked with a guy who said in the town he grew up there were these two REALLY hot twins... but one had a shriveled t-rex hand... We always joked what a gamble it would be when you are drunk, and may wake up next to the t-rex

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both twins for me please. they ain't that cool anyways.

miley cyrus is it now[/pedo]

miley cyrus is too trashy...

newest underaged disney star is demi lovato, though i'm sure she'll be up to miley status in no time

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i was thinking about this last night why is a baby arm more off putting than lets say a missing leg? cause i would wreck a hot chick with no leg before one with a baby arm, so i dont know

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i havent read teh whole thread so im not sure if its been mentioned before

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