Would u date a girl if...

[gfunkdocta]

she supermodel type right, tall, nice limbs, pretty face

but she got a dead arm. like left arm is dead, limp, no function

maybe there's hope it'll be revitalized, maybe there isn't

would u?

what about other situations...

[Nullsleep]

Unexpected thread of the day. +rep

Edit: And yes, why not? I appreciate assymetrical garments, so why not an assymetrical girlfriend?

[silence_kid]

she supermodel type right, tall, nice limbs, pretty face

but she got a dead arm. like left arm is dead, limp, no function

maybe there's hope it'll be revitalized, maybe there isn't

would u?

what about other situations...

i hope that isn't a real situation for you.

[cjbreed]

nope. she's out...

[evisu 2000]

what race is she???

[broneck]

is the other arm really muscular to make up for it?

[DrMoBueno]

is she right-handed?

[fallen angels]

how's her personality?

[TransparentCranium]

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[comaeternal]

Can you take a picture of this LIMP arm?

[DüM]

yes

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[kunk75]

no, no matter the reason. but then again, i'm a shallow prick.

[jonathanschley]

Is it from an accident or genetic? If genetic then she's out. If an accident she could get it, but I woudn't tell no one about it.

fuck. good point. i agree with this.

[Fuuma]

Is her handjob arm working properly? Try testing the water in your dad's honda; if she seems as good at it as you are writing with your non-dominant hand, just call things off, otherwise you're golden. Were you planning to get double fisted or have a medieval shield and sword fight with her? Then drop things now.

[nf one]

yeah i would go for it. if you get her like a raf armwarmer type thing than it will actually look cool.

drapey tank

drapey cardi

aprils

drapey arm

[kunk75]

if there's no feeling at all, i'd hollow it out and use it to hold shit so you don't have to carry a man bag.

[TransparentCranium]

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Edited November 1, 2018 by TransparentCranium

[nf one]

if there's no feeling at all, i'd hollow it out and use it to hold shit so you don't have to carry a man bag.

i had several ideas involving this sort of thing. like if you had a lazy leg, how fucking sick would it be to have i dunno, one of those spiral gumball machines running down the inside with a transparent panel on the outside so you can see the gumballs running down till the finally pop out a trap door on your ankle

[kunk75]

it's really tough to completely clean and hollow out a limb...so i've heard

[DüM]

I would change her arm into a gun to shoot people who tell me my pants look gay.

[kunk75]

my friend dater an otherwise hot russian girl who had a withered chernobyl arm. she was funny and cool, but he could never get over the arm.

short term, why not.

long term, why?

[freecat]

I would change her arm into a gun to shoot people who tell me my pants look gay.

you were thinking of that, right

[sushijerk]

Is her arm normal looking or one of those tiny atrophied arms? I imagine my cock would look huge if it's being held by a tiny whithered hand, and I can use the self esteem boost.

[headcoat]

[Guest jmatsu]

she supermodel type right, tall, nice limbs, pretty face

but she got a dead arm. like left arm is dead, limp, no function

maybe there's hope it'll be revitalized, maybe there isn't

would u?

what about other situations...

sounds easy to just rape and runaway.

[Gouf]

I actually saw a girl quite like the hypothetical one described in this thread not too long ago at the reopening gala for the LACMA.

She was absurdly pretty wearing a purple AA hoody, but once I got to the other side of her I saw she had a shrunken sort of undeveloped arm.

I didn't talk to her, I knew that there was no way I could act like her baby arm didnt exist and Id just end up looking like a clit

[skistar]

Kunks got this one nailed...

itd be ok in the short term POSSIBLY but long term (+1 month) that shit would drive me crazy.

and WTF, did someone say "handjob arm"?!?

what are you 14? people still get those?

either suck my dick or gtfo, if I wanna beat off I can do a better job on my own without rubbin myself raw.

[dolly]

it sounds like it'd be one of those things that you can't stop looking at, even though you know you should.

when someone has a lazy eye, i never know how to make eye contact

[DrMoBueno]

[salaryman]

No dating but would slay.

Would you rather never be able to taste food again, or go barefoot for the rest of your life?