superfood

[wood 666]

in this thread, we are supposed to help each other with food.

i'll start.

how do i cook an egg? i'm really hungry, and i have no idea what to do.

[Don Quixote]

u boil water

u put egg in water

wait a while 5-10 minutes

take egg out

eat egg

tyler durden would say to make scrambled eggs, easier.

[sungrak]

best way:

turn fire on med heat.

add a little bit of butter (or oil)

crack egg

cook as desired

sprinkle salt/pepper

eat

[Don Quixote]

copy cat.adafdasdfad

[branespload]

Take a chopstick and poke a little hole in the shell, then drink the yumminess inside.

Or you can pour a little oil onto a hot pan, spread it around a bit, then crack an egg on top of it and let it sit there for a little while so that the albumen turns from clear to white and the yolk doesn't turn rubbery. Add a little salt to taste.

That's how I make my eggs. I'm not a culinary expert but considering that frying an egg is fairly simple I'm pretty confident it'll turn out okay.

[Don Quixote]

chopstick and all that is a pretty good idea.

[wood 666]

i'm going to stick to cooking it. last time i tried frying eggs, it got all black and weird. and the smell was horrible.

ok, here goes. wish me luck

[Don Quixote]

GOOD LUCK, I'D use a chopstick to make scrambles cuz its koooo

[M4TM]

throw egg in microwave for a few minutes. strike shell with spoon or other hard object. watch out for flying, hot, egg bits.

[branespload]

i'm going to stick to cooking it. last time i tried frying eggs, it got all black and weird. and the smell was horrible.

ok, here goes. wish me luck

Oh you might want to avoid that by changing the heat when cooking the egg. I start mine at highest to get the oil hot, then keep it mid/high while im cooking it, then put it on low when it's almost done or to melt any cheese I put on top of it.

[wood 666]

i'll post pics

[Don Quixote]

was tat a neg rep?

[wood 666]

omg cant addd more rep

[Don Quixote]

huhg?>

u just gave me grey, but lets get back to food.

[M4TM]

that's pretty impressive that you got the last post on EVERY thread on the front page! kudos.

[wood 666]

huhg?>

u just gave me grey, but lets get back to food.

you can give grey?

[lawlercopterz]

boil water.

crack egg open into water.

let cook.

eat on english muffin w/ cheese and hollandiase sauce.

[dismalfuture]

1. dish out hot rice into bowl

2. crack egg on top of rice

3. add soy sauce

4. eat

[wood 666]

yesssssssssss. i did it. cba posting pics, because it didnt fail

[wood 666]

1. dish out hot rice into bowl

2. crack egg on top of rice

3. add soy sauce

4. eat

i dont even know how to cook rice. and i'm azn. fuck

[dismalfuture]

Are you Vietnameee dude?

[wood 666]

btw, what is the black stuff on eggs? poop?:confused:

[wood 666]

Are you Vietnameee dude?

fil-danish lolo

[dismalfuture]

a ha. I was tossing around the idea of going to Europe with this Vnamee girl a couple months ago, and we were gonna crash at her cousins house in Aalborg. Why I asked. Anyhow, you should learn how to cook rice, it's not a bad thing to know.

[wood 666]

a ha. I was tossing around the idea of going to Europe with this Vnamee girl a couple months ago, and we were gonna crash at her cousins house in Aalborg. Why I asked. Anyhow, you should learn how to cook rice, it's not a bad thing to know.

maybe you could teach me.

also, aalborg is a nice city

[wood 666]

seems like i did something wrong. also, scandinavian bread

[branespload]

That is super, epic fail.

[jcotteri]

what is it about half filos and boiled egg on toast...

also try frying the egg and adding ground sea salt, fresh ground black pepper (as in you grind it yourself) and thyme (as in the herb)

man it's my last fad snack

[lil brown brother]

cheggs are always nice

[willy cheesesteak]

1.crack open egg in to bowl.

2.add some seasoning like salt, pepper, adobo, etc.

3.stir until everything is mixed and the shit is yellowish.

4.add some oil on to a pan.

5.pour the egg in to the pan.

6.let it slowly cook until you start seeing it become solid.

7.lift up the egg and make sure bottom is golden-brownish color.

8.flip over.

9.repeat steps 6 and 7.

10.cut the egg in to pieces so it can fit on top of your bread because most likely that joint looks like the size of a pizza depending on the type of pan you used.

11.now take it out of the pan and put it on to your bread.

add some ham if you'd like and another slice of bread. now you got yourself a ham and egg sammich.