Seinfeld

[gearhead]

the episode where they all get stuck in the shopping mall garage

jerry and george get caught pissing in the corner

[acapulcogold]

personal fav... mouth to the side and Jerry goes heeeeeeeeellooooooooooooo.....

Agree 100%

[Winu]

"And by the way: They're real, and they're spectacular!"

[Vs Toto]

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[jakem741]

the pinky toe episode leaves me cracking up all the time.. probably my favorite kramer moment ever..

Jerry: You kept making all the stops!?

Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

that one is my favorite. The woman in that episode sounds like my English 101 teacher did, hilarious.

[Lucas]

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[Wesley Pipes]

My favorite is the one where they see who can go the longest without masturbating.

[tac0tron]

My favorite is the one where they see who can go the longest without masturbating.

I haven't seen that one, sounds funny... whare 2 watch?

[Lucas]

The name of the episode is the contest

[Wesley Pipes]

shit don't remember channel or season.

[Lucas]

Season 4 Episode 11

[pragmatics]

And you want to be my latex salesman...

[rastafarian]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

[Lucas]

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[powerviolence]

One of my personal faves, especially when she's breaking the lobster with her bare hands, ahaha

[hermbros]

These fries are really REALLY good!

[powerviolence]

Serenity now....

Insanity later.

[baoweezy]

I used to watch seinfield every night @ 11 in elementary years.

>_< good shit.

[jazzyjam]

Elaine: "You know one of these days, something bad..is going to happen to you too. It HAS to."

Jerry: "Nah, I'm going to be just fine. As for your situation however.."

[bernt]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[tmadd]

Elaine: I DON'T LIKE THIS....AND THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT! (throws George's toupee out of the window of Jerry's apartment)

[jeepster]

[amardeep]

wow. that's actually fucking amazing.

[santos]

Agreed. Where did you find it?

[jeepster]

Agreed. Where did you find it?

just a random archive site. Thats the only one I found, I posted it a while back as well. Good stuff.

[rastafarian]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

jinx you owe me some coke

[ghettosalazar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElWNFgMqGuE

[house of denial]

the last box looks like ace ventura hahaha

[marquischacha]

Not really quotes but episodes and situtations.

1. Elaine convincing her musician boyfriend to go down on her after learning he is afraid to do so because he thinks he will lose his ability to play the saxophone. The ending credits are pure gold.

2. One of the first episodes I saw at the time it originally aired was when Elaine dated a guy who was an on and off again alcoholic and George was trying to pass off a cashmere sweater with a red dot on it to the cleaning lady at his work. "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere".I have never looked at cashmere in the same way ever since.

3. The episode when Kramer gets MovieFone calls accidently routed to his aptartments telephone and he decides to play along with it "Kramer, is that you?"

[himatey]

festivus and the feats of strength.. haha gold..

few one liners i liked:

Elaine: The pig says my wife is a slut?

George: You are killing independant George, a george divided against himself cannot stand. George is getting upset!

George: The sea was angry my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...

i liked this bit as well...

Frank: Okay, where's my boy?

George: Oh my God.

Frank: I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger? (He hits George in the head)

George: Ow! Dad...

Frank: Who put you up to this, was it her? (points to anna)

Elaine: All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.

Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

Elaine: You got that right.

Frank: What the hell does that mean?

Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?

Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it! (fight)