THE Herpes Thread: Challenges, Appreciation, Ridicule, Praise

[DüM]

*this thread inspired by jane

after looking through my camera, and witnessing the growth in the growth of herpes here on superfuture, i found no other choice than to bring out an oldie from the summer, as well as give live to the first and only thread on sufu dedicated entirely to herpes of all sorts (but namely, herpes)

-the düm

[corned beef]

[sungrak]

you're right, the herp isnt so bad.

its actually pretty damn cute.

[jpgm]

haahah this shit is funny

poor girl

[jpgm]

BUT...SHE SHOULDN'TA EATEN THAT AAASSs!!!

[jpgm]

and i still love that frosting.

[Anton]

This threak freeds me out

[DüM]

billy missed this one, bump.

[mrip]

[jpgm]

do you think theyd make a squelchy, fap-esque noise, due to a combination of their considerable weight and also the sweat monster that no doubt lives underneath them?

just asking.

[samsikle]

the herpes that's killing superfuture

[jane]

it's way acceptable to share stories about those who have given you herpes too, eventually we should make a family tree to determine how herpes has spread through sufu and identify the orginal perpetrators

thank you disillusioned for being the heroine of this thread

[DüM]

did jane die of herpes? (7)

[jeepster]

Actually, jane has been attending to her herpes riddled exchange student, Adolf.

Adolf was stricken with the horrible disease when he engaged in sex with an Eastern Block hooker. It was his first sexual experience and he was forced into it by his industrial worker father who said, "You get laid with comrade, or you get prostee-toot." Unfortunately, Adolf had no charm or wit and could not seem to wrangle a comrade and had to settle for a prostitute. Unfortunately, he went to the Eastern Block and contracted herpes.

(10)

(11)

[blm14]

Almost everyone has herpes, even you. Deal.

[High Monika]