two years ago a friend of mine

[cyberPUNK]

this thread is crap sometimes, but now it's about to get better,

stepped out for a few hours, had to make your girl a bit wetter,

and naw she ain't the gary cheep been talkin' 'bout,

would say hi, but she's got somethin' in her mouth

[cheep]

punk, watch out, that girl gave me the clap

i mean, i saw some pictures and she looked good enough to fap

but once she was drippin and sittin on my lap

she let loose from her ass a sound like "frrrrrrrrap"

im like "bitch you just farted on me"

she said "oh, that was my pussy"

and it was, couple roast beef curtians hanging on both sides

and a hole that i swear was 3 inches wide

i mean, i still stretched that shit out till she bled

but damn, i really should have settled for some head

[pavlova cakesworth]

wouldnt know about that, i like my pussy hairy

and i talked to your girl, whats her name... gary

oh, am i making a gay joke? yeah you little fairey

you, ho, and spaz are the new curley, moe, and larry

ah, how can i put this? i-i-i'm above you

the way your girly means it when she says "i just don't love you"

i'm iggy, you're the stooges, i'm number one in the class

i'm the whiz kid, you're the numbskulls, what more is there to grasp?

your gay joke mighta hurt bad, if it hadn't come straight after

"i like hairy girls in the arse" and my tears of fucking laughter

[pavlova cakesworth]

this thread is crap sometimes, but now it's about to get better,

stepped out for a few hours, had to make your girl a bit wetter,

and naw she ain't the gary cheep been talkin' 'bout,

would say hi, but she's got somethin' in her mouth

keep an eye out, punk, that girly is a biter

and she really could stand to be one or two stone lighter

you say you made her wetter, but, really, how'd you tell?

i mean, first there's the sight... and then there's the smell...

[Spastic_Koala]

punk, watch out, that girl gave me the clap

i mean, i saw some pictures and she looked good enough to fap

but once she was drippin and sittin on my lap

she let loose from her ass a sound like "frrrrrrrrap"

im like "bitch you just farted on me"

she said "oh, that was my pussy"

and it was, couple roast beef curtians hanging on both sides

and a hole that i swear was 3 inches wide

i mean, i still stretched that shit out till she bled

but damn, i really should have settled for some head

We're not talkin' about cake's girl are we?

He already admitted that it burns when she pee

I wouldn't go near that pussy with a 10 foot pole

Cheep, I'd recommend just keeping it in her butthole

Better watch out cause her ass is spread wide

Shit smells so bad I think something died

Yet you've made it clear that you'll fuck anything

So pound cake's bitch silly and make the slut sing

[pavlova cakesworth]

we're still talking about my girl? shit, i lost track

it burns when she pees? motherfucker, you on crack?

cheep got her into this, you keep her out of this

or someone's soon gonna need a straw to help him piss

[actionjackson]

burn to piss, that's syphilis

likely caught from her second line of work

soon you'll wish you used protection

upon your small bare-skinned erections

when your brain becomes infected ...

zenzenzen though it has been known to frighten kids

my flow has properties which cause enlightenment

factor in axial spins then say it in cop latin

acksonjay here to stay, king of the hills i flatten

[pavlova cakesworth]

just like mike lowrey, your shit's expensive and basic

quit the battle and go back to only using your mouth to taste dick

it was your girl gave me syphilis, mine got it via me

she and i got medicated, yours can't afford it, ain't worth the fee

my shit is metaphysical, here's the substance duality

actionjackson an illusion, cakesworth the reality

[cheep]

too high to thnk straight about this battle

and still yall shook just like a babby rattle

ill line yall up and slaughter you like cattle

use your skin for ccp shoes and a dominatrix saddle

little boys i think i hear your mommy calling

run home for you get your ass beat and fall asleep bawling

crying, like the little girls you are

not you juelzkind, youre the manliest by far

and if youreally wanna bring it, im ready fi di war

put you in your place and leave your fucking ego sore

[cyberPUNK]

too high to thnk straight about this battle

and still yall shook just like a babby rattle

ill line yall up and slaughter you like cattle

use your skin for ccp shoes and a dominatrix saddle

little boys i think i hear your mommy calling

run home for you get your ass beat and fall asleep bawling

crying, like the little girls you are

not you juelzkind, youre the manliest by far

and if youreally wanna bring it, im ready fi di war

put you in your place and leave your fucking ego sore

lil' cheepy thinks he can ryhme but truth be told,

motherfucker flows like he's goin' on 2 years old,

homie writes his lines, shit sounds like babblin',

high or not, motherfucker shouldn't be battlin',

so please stick to what you know,

take those waywt pics,

oh let's not forget your forte,

blowin' on dicks

[landho]

Remember back in the day when nigs be battlin'?

Dropping rhymes that come sharp like javelins

Cheep, C-Punk, Spastic K, and Cakesworth

Tryin' to find out what their words' worth

Nothing seemed to matter then

'Cept droppin' dreams in verse and watchin' a nig shatter them

But like D-Wade: fall seven, get up eight

Remember those days? Those days were great....

[cyberPUNK]

the subject matter may be lame, but this shit is real,

studyin' for my japanese placement exam with some hitler-like zeal,

wastin' time on superfuture, when i should be studyin' kanji,

wish i had some access to some sweet smellin' ganji,

makin' up words, killin' time,

come monday, my ass'll be on the line

[cheep]

i think i figured out why you bitches love to hate

in polo 92, yall supreme 08

og in this bitch, yall just some babys

motherfuck your crew, yall could never fade me

you case me, chase me, hoping to replace me

your lack of backbone leave you flat on your face g

[landho]

C-Punk slam dunk, doin' the right thing

So he can grow like Robin into Nightwing

Right wing--studyin' and doin' it old school

Just itchin' for the day when he can tell a nig, "Told you!"

When he sittin' on a throne of diamonds and gold, too

Don't worry about SuFu--we just crabs in a bucket

We try to drag you back down, but you just gotta say, "Fuck it."

Cheep come quick, right out of the gate

No time for love, he spewin' pure hate

What would it take for me to retailiate?

Nada. I'm always lookin' for an excuse

To cut these tethers and come loose

I loom large like the Spruce Goose

But you lag behind, always the caboose

But cheep, I got nothing but love for you

Even when push come to shove for you

Let's sit down and have another brew

Start schemin' and plottin' another coup.

[actionjackson]

I ain't tryin to replace you, just let you know you need a hip replacement

your new name should be denim from how faded you got,

or the fresh prince's haircut, but will smith you are not.

backless? sort of cos my flow is a worm,

the rhymes creep in your brain just like a syphilis germ,

'cheep cheep' a little birdie told me you aint got it no more.

[landho]

I ain't tryin to replace you, just let you know you need a hip replacement

your new name should be denim from how faded you got,

or the fresh prince's haircut, but will smith you are not.

backless? sort of cos my flow is a worm,

the rhymes creep in your brain just like a syphilis germ,

'cheep cheep' a little birdie told me you aint got it no more.

Son, you better run fast

Or else I'll send my Carpe Diems straight to your ass

ActionJackson, your name is a lie

'Cause the day Jackson gets action is the day pigs fly

And what the fuck you thinkin', challengin' a brother like cheep

And then showin' up with rhymes that weak?

So consider this your intervention

But here's the problem: now you got my attention

You out of place like George Carlin in New Orleans

Or the World Series featurin' the Florida Marlins

I should introduce you to an old nig named Chucky Darwin

He said that only the fittest survive

So I'm afraid that you won't make it out of the rhyme jungle alive.

[cheep]

I ain't tryin to replace you, just let you know you need a hip replacement

your new name should be denim from how faded you got,

or the fresh prince's haircut, but will smith you are not.

backless? sort of cos my flow is a worm,

the rhymes creep in your brain just like a syphilis germ,

'cheep cheep' a little birdie told me you aint got it no more.

where should i even start with this fucking mess

you put together words the same way meda dress

unbalanced, sloppy, shit dont make sense

lemme say a few thing, please dont take offense

i aint got it, well bitch, you never had it

youre addicted to being wack like my cigarette habit

and flow like a worm what the fuck does that mean

your iq as high as the size of neeks peen

[actionjackson]

Landho, brand hoe, can't leave your boots outta the flow?

I know I caught your attention, I do shine quite bright

but you're just another moth to my thousand watt light.

no offense meant yoda, and certainly none taken

but it seems my words have left you sorta shaken?

comparing my smarts to the size of a dick

makes as much sense as cents made from all your turned tricks

ie. not much you unsellable slob,

now go back to the corner and do your damned job.

your team begs alot, and maybe it's the chronic

but from your writing it shows, someone never 'got' phonics.

[Medic]

even my overlords drop bombs,

they'll make your zealots annorexic.

i'll make my ultralisk cavern,

and obliterate your nexus.

[jeepster]

even my overlords drop bombs,

they'll make your zealots annorexic.

i'll make my ultralisk cavern,

and obliterate your nexus.

nexus? you real

imma bout to smash your solar plexus

so text this

cc it to all your bestests

zombie overlords and annorexic hordes

of quintessential boards to lock up your doors

from the fact that this ain't impressive

so unimpressive, i might get you back one

grab a notepad and take this down son,

i'm rhymin again, better use a pen

because every word might be the end

so you wanna have it perminent, won't run with water

sharpie that shit, you ain't a son, you a daughter.

[Medic]

nexus? you real

imma bout to smash your solar plexus

so text this

cc it to all your bestests

zombie overlords and annorexic hordes

of quintessential boards to lock up your doors

from the fact that this ain't impressive

so unimpressive, i might get you back one

grab a notepad and take this down son,

i'm rhymin again, better use a pen

because every word might be the end

so you wanna have it perminent, won't run with water

sharpie that shit, you ain't a son, you a daughter.

im not lookin for a battle cuz i aint got the craft,

im just chillin at home smashin dudes on starcraft.

i was supposed to go to a concert tonight, the genre was hardcore

but my homie got sick and damn what a bore.

so now i sit here alone, tryin to convince this crack whore

to slash these rape prices, so i can buy some christian dior.

[cheep]

back again with my mind on sin

thoughts of killin motherfuckers and rippin off thier skin

make some real ill shit like ccp

some timb knockoffs made from wack mc

lsd in my mind feels like mine fields

one wrong step and youll know a raw deal

choppin heads, takin necks i earn, i dont steal

your rhymes like Novocaine, i cant feel

bitch

[denimdestroyedmylife]

a tick and a tock, a tisket a tasket

ay booboo... robocop dem picnic baskets

while i take these hungry MCs to task

you lumpyheaded fuckers look like cher's son in mask

and after this life there ain't no sequel

i make your coffee black cuz there ain't no equal

or titty milk on this mike though i keep it wet

watch me run game and place your bets

i scoop your bread up like its doodoo

no one loves me like you do

that's true, too, i shrink heads like voodoo

zim ZAM!

[Spaghettini]

here we go again, superfreestyle in the thread

for some cats e-fame goes straight to they head

call em flava flav cause they hyped on what they said

but i kept the flow sharp just like a knife to the head

tried to teach some fools a lesson but you know their case is hopeless

you always bring the wack, all i know is bringing dopeness

in the freestyle trinity, we know who the holy ghost is

spaghetti's got your back like motherfuckin scoliosis

[denimdestroyedmylife]

hasta pasta baby

you been terminated

better watch your lady

with my seed she's germinated

better take some notes

so you be educated

and retire that pointed cap

i shake you up like cans of DAP

and spray all over your face

your eyes be stinging like its mace

but don't cry, no woman, and shit

yo daddy's woman still there to hit

she's so fat her pussy is a giant cat

like cringer

that minger's a constant binger

cool her off with a golden shower

she raise her spoon and say "I have the power!"

[julzkind]

in a semi-good mood today...

summer summer summer time

saw that boy gonna make him mine

baggy jeans n white t shirt

cant wait to take him home n make me hurt

no hate on sufu boys tonight

just wanted to ask if anyone had a light

smoke that, smoke this

this blunt is pure bliss

favorite jeans on my hips

gloss glistenin on my lips

sweat drippin, sun shinin

take a hit n keep rhymin

[denimdestroyedmylife]

long time no see

rhyme words please

achoo i sneezed

so kindly bless me

i just died in your arms tonight

i wanna turn on a nighlight

pray a dj will save my life

so i won't widow my wife

i am eating a doughnut

it exits through the assbutt

[denimdestroyedmylife]

crickets chirp and tumbleweed

duck and cover like donald d

you see i can make mallards wet

make you fall in love with jets

cause you to quiver with my arrow

just don't call it little sparrow

or i'll peck out your eyes with my beak

give me your paw, now speak!

[sawyer]

well i'm here with my man dd-M L

who never boughtta thing from michael j krell

his feathers are light and stuck kinda tight

bolts fly like a sparrow and lodge in yr marrow

the bow is bent so

make from the shaft

your heart will rent from

the arrowhead craft

[pieiskewl]

but everyday I see it's cool

because jeep got banned for being a fool

than I just discovered this thread

now it's time to bake some bread

whilst baked off my ass on dank nug

best to give everyone on sufu a hug