two years ago a friend of mine

[pavlova cakesworth]

little lord percy, you're the absolute last

that i'd expect to come preaching to me about class

you pay for it in chinatown so much you're jack nicholson film noir

and with that, toodle pip, chaps, seeya later, au revoir

[cyberPUNK]

you think youre busting shots at me you little bitch

im like satan, an omen of death, like that girl who knows rich

you can have the girl, i aldready had my fun

shes too white for me, ill find another one

you think money will make my girl stray

if she cared about that she wouldnt be with me anyway

im a broke motherfucker, but i break her off proper

and if she leave, im not gonna stop her

see, while you look at superfap, sit back and masturbate

if dick skills were money, id be bill gates

if dick skills were money, yeah you'd be bill gates,

'cause motherfucker you teach pornstars how to felate,

with yo mad deepthroat skills, droppin' knowledge on tera patrick,

makin' sure she don't forget the balls and lickin' shaft tip,

[cheep]

if dick skills were money, yeah you'd be bill gates,

'cause motherfucker you teach pornstars how to felate,

with yo mad deepthroat skills, droppin' knowledge on tera patrick,

makin' sure she don't forget the balls and lickin' shaft tip,

oh, you just mad cause im stylin on you

talking bout sucking dick like its a passion for you

only thing in my mouth is an optimo blunt

and its bigger than your dick, son, dont front

[cheep]

why is it motherfuckers always wanna battle

lining up like supreme, ill slaughter you like cattle

your weak ass rhymes do nothign for me

like a mini thin passed off as extacy

and im the real shit, raw, uncut

yall loose and sloppy like the poon on a slut

[cyberPUNK]

oh, you just mad cause im stylin on you

talking bout sucking dick like its a passion for you

only thing in my mouth is an optimo blunt

and its bigger than your dick, son, dont front

compared to that optimo blunt this dong is more thick,

puttin' horses to shame when i whip out this dick,

so keep puffin' away, feedin' your addiction,

your oral fixation, with dick as the prescription

[landho]

if dick skills were money, yeah you'd be bill gates,

'cause motherfucker you teach pornstars how to felate,

with yo mad deepthroat skills, droppin' knowledge on tera patrick,

makin' sure she don't forget the balls and lickin' shaft tip,

You know when he's gettin' busy in the bedroom

What you gotta do is make sure he got headroom

'Cause he get mad vicious on those slippery dicks

Gaggin' and bobbin' 'cause he don't give a shit

He don't worry about gettin' a concussion

That's the price you pay when you trying to make a man nut, son

[cheep]

compared to that optimo blunt this dong is more thick,

puttin' horses to shame when i whip out this dick,

so keep puffin' away, feedin' your addiction,

your oral fixation, with dick as the prescription

put horses to shame when you pull out your dick?

thats not what i heard before i fucked your chick

she screamed when i put it in, saying "i think my pussy ripped"

i told her "shut up slut, thats only the tip"

[cyberPUNK]

cheep, the truth is you're a bit too delusional,

thinkin' your rhymes is tough? bitch welcome to your funeral,

'cause we all know you sit down when you pee,

so please don't ever try to lyrically match up to me,

pull that toilet paper off the roll, and whipe your little pussy,

'cause home boy you just got owned for being too pushy,

[Spastic_Koala]

spastic koala's got his eyes on the c.r.e.a.m.

copped h.i.v. so he no longer dreams,

life's a bit too real cause shit's hit the fan,

oh well, fuck it, roll a blunt (hits the joint)...damn,

Who gives a fuck, I'ma spread that disease

Ain't no ho around gonna trash up my steez

Don't fuckin' care if anyone thinks I ain't got no class

Cause I'm gonna take their girl and put it in her ass

[cyberPUNK]

Who gives a fuck, I'ma spread that disease

Ain't no ho around gonna trash up my steez

Don't fuckin' care if anyone thinks I ain't got no class

Cause I'm gonna take their girl and put it in her ass

shit it's obvious to me, you don't like females,

with your anal assasin ways, leanin' more towards males,

so pretend you'll take my girl, it's ok,

just go take cheep, and have a romantic getaway

[Spastic_Koala]

Not to change the subject, but I'm feeling irate.

With clients so dumb I can't concentrate

Yapping in my ear with questions so innane

Fills my heart with anger and disdain

I want to slit their throats and cut out each eye

And stand over their bodies smirking as they die

[landho]

I caught Spastic K munchin' that ass

I yelled out, "Nigga! Not so fast

"Eatin' ass is a gateway to so-do-my

"You forget about pussy like you got a lobo-to-my!"

He said, "Shit, pussy? How can someone remember

"Shit he ain't had since last September?

"Mens is easy, they never say no

"But the ladies wag they fingers like Mutumbo"

So Spastic K put the "dick" in "Dikembe"

And I'll never forget when I heard him say

That he went to men

'Cause with women he couldn't win

Beaten once, beaten twice, no sense in tryin' again

[Spastic_Koala]

You kicked my ass and tore me apart

Each vicious word breaks my heart

I cry out in pain and shake my fists

Slowly I guide the razor across my wrists

My death is only yours to blame

I'll be a small blurb on CNN and get my fame

[lovethrust]

I be running through the woods

carrying the stolen goods

these pigs be runnin me down

shove my face on the ground

when they not looking I pull out my nine

pop the motherfuckers both in the spine

[actionjackson]

too bad neither of yer hands were free

shoulda got your cousin to carry the t.v.

now you're sittin in county, busted by the mounties

thats what you get for fuckin wit the R.C.M.P.

[lovethrust]

you think I'm from canada, eh?

bitch you better get ready

up in portland we don't fuck with horses

we don't stick their penises up our arses

some guy did that, and he was a fag

the vid is mrhands.mpeg

you're gonna say I lied

but in that video, motherfucker died

[owl]

refrain:

disgrace, disgrace, this thread does not deliver disgrace!

[Liberation1945]

i was at the cafe when i spotted this fine mamay

asked if she wanted to chat over some cafe con leche

maybe hit a taco stand to grab some fish tacos

she looked at my skinny jeans and said no me gusta homos

[Liberation1945]

yall think you fly but you postin for just dudes

you remind of bitches yall got too many moods

how you gon talk tough on a fashion message board

just end your life...here...here's an extension cord

[Liberation1945]

brand synergy? what's that?

ya'll mean you gotta match shit just to impress cats?

i rock supreme with my visvim, julius with my vans

but i still got mad kids as my fans

[Liberation1945]

came up from the hood, became a politican, this nigga was lucky

took $4000 for a ho and a quick fuckie

got caught. oops. now i gots to resign

wrote a letter, dipped, now a nigga got too much on his mind

but shit was worth it bitch gave some ill dome

the type of shit to make a niggas mouth foam

[Liberation1945]

why the good niggas die?

slimane just wanted a piece of the pie

ill ass designer, hot on the streets

jackets with vents, pants with the pleats

hedi you will be missed

the streets talkin, kva stay gettin dissed

[Liberation1945]

target, h&m, now uniqlo too

designers see the collabos lucrative as shit

if its both cheap and chic, clothes'll be a hit

word on the street, hamilton for uniqlo droppin real soon

we feelin that shit like wolves feel full moon

[Liberation1945]

yall european niggas weird

callin tanktops vests

then you take a vest and call it a waistcoat

clown ass niggas, fresh off the boat

take it back to your country we really mean it cuz

remember when funk flex used to rock with lugz?

[Liberation1945]

made my way to shake shack

high as fuck, a nigga had a hunger attack

ordered a shack stack and a creamsicle float

didnt even care that i got sauce on my cloak coat

[LeatherSeatBelt]

i dont get this shit. nigga just took a hit.

[julzkind]

lol, i shouldn't be posting now...

i'll talk about your family, i'll talk about your man

bitch, you talk about me, get bombed by the taliban

you think i give a fuck what the government does

i'll kill each and every person that the president loves

[cheep]

yeah, you shouldnt have posted that shit

your rhymes are worse than a e0d9n0b5 fit

bomb like the taliban, you can never stop me

i leave you looking like august 10th in nagasaki

[julzkind]

mhm. you wish you looked like this and could kick these lines

the only lines you kick are the cocaine kind

keep snorting that shit, fuck up your game

i know i'm a noob

and my rhymes are tame

but, i know pretty soon you'll remember my name

[cheep]

strictly ses in my brain

no cocaine

i dont wanna go insane

like your wack ass trying to get a little fame

only lines that i deal

are the ones that i steal

or the ones off the top of the dome for real

and even if i steal, ima flip it proper

get on my dancehall shit, kid hand me the chopper