AN OPEN LETTER TO NOOBS (or "the easy steps to not being red immediately)

[homme.homme]

103) Keagan is a pretty girl. Try to chat her up and send her penis shots.

[andewhall]

There is a special way to take off your jeans too......I think you have to jump out of them or something, didn't finish reading the thread.

[broneck]

i heard you had to osmosis out

[hey]

It was these special sort of "reverse suspenders" that hold your pants to the ground and then you do a pull up to pry yourself out of them.

[DüM]

guys, they're just fucking with you.

never, ever remove your jeans under any circumstances.

[Anton]

penis penis cockfade penis

Be sensible.

Know people.

Take risks.

Lower your standards when it comes to women (see Corny White Girls)

Make sure your clothing standards are ridiculous.

Piss Diamonds off.

Piss on Diamonds.

Poke some holes in a paper bag and cover your face with it,take a real good look at yourself and make sure you know your flaws and strong points, mebs us gawt thundarthighs, mebs us fuckin short and pale, mebs u straight ugly and should keep that face covered. Be realistic, remember everyone else looks better than you do or ever could.

Think about killing yourself.

(Don't do it, but write a superconfession about it)

[will_i_am]

Listen To Dipset .

[e �]

Rules will be taken to the grave with me!

[jpgm]

stinkpalm often and stinkpalm well, thats all you bitches gotta do

[its swanny]

38. do NOT reference other websites.

[Halifamous]

If someone insults you, post fits from when they first joined the forums.

Nothing is more embarrassing to basically everyone here than who they were three months ago.

[domdomdomdom]

never, ever remove your jeans under any circumstances.

i did this once; fadez came out bad

[Le Buttsecks]

any reccomendations on how to possibly get oral from members on sufu?

thanks in advance

[mellowbonsai]

if you dont like indigo bleeding from your new standards, try setting the color by washing them in your dunks

[zombiefood]

if you dont like indigo bleeding from your new standards, try setting the color by washing them in your dunks

Do they have to be SBs?

[broneck]

any reccomendations on how to possibly get oral from members on sufu?

thanks in advance

didn't you already say you were a 15 year old girl? what more can you do?

[Le Buttsecks]

didn't you already say you were a 15 year old girl? what more can you do?

alot. im thinking of changing my legal name to "Ultimate"

[Halifamous]

clopek, this is your dream right?

sufu featuring underage slatterns?

all you have done with your life culminates here.

[broneck]

shh my girlfriend has an account now.

[Halifamous]

That could have just been an exaggerated accusation... how would she know?

[broneck]

post here immediately for our entertainment

[broneck]

I forget what i said.

[broneck]

highlight + copy + paste

[broneck]

do it .

or suffer further neggery.

[Guest]

dooooooooooooooooooooooooo it

or yea, like he said, we tag fuckery your red ass (no homo)

[khoiphan92]

Do the dew

[broneck]

yes i did motherfucker and what huh AND WHAT?

[broneck]

Well that's your perogative and I respect that. Have a fine evening sir.

[joey_formal]

why the fuck was registration reopened it's been hell on earth on here over the past couple days?

[Serge]

why the fuck was registration reopened it's been hell on earth on here over the past couple days?

yeah man, i get headaches just going on SuFu. Someone made a huge fuckin mistake.