next lever buzz cut

[Agent Orange]

so i go down to the bar next door with my roommate, we have a couple of beers and play billard. not until later did i know that he had a couple of glasses of whiskey before.

i had planned to cut my hair earlier, so i had charged the buzz cutter. we come home, he tells me hes done it to friends before, so i let him cut my hair.

hes finished, and considering he had done well so far, i hand him a scissor and tell him to "cut my ears free", i.e. cut the few hairs next to the ears that you dont get with the machine. it obviously meant something else to him.

[fndmybetterhalf]

thanks for this very heart warming story that you were compelled to share with all of us.

[will_i_am]

I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds

I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds

I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds

I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds

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[Pandemonium]

dude, after reading that i was expecting a bloody ear.

this thread sucks.

[edwithoutahead]

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[corned beef]

louie barletta with a shaved head would be some next level shit, he rocks the bowl hard

[percy]

just fade the sides in using your trimmer and it will be fine.