gossip gurl

[Akura]

The pic of chuck with the argyle sweater and knee high argyle sox look is kind of overkill and looks like a confused senior golfer

[sleazie ninja number 47]

YO, IN JENNY'S BURFDAY EPISODE aka THE BLAIR BISH PROJECT, HOW DOES JENNY GO FROM WILLAIMBSURG TO UPPUR EST SIDEZ TO BUTTER IN LIKE 5 MINUTES??? DIS IZ FISICLY IMPSOOSIBLE DUN.

[Fookums]

Helicopters, duh.

[onemancult]

leggy blonde teleportation, dun.

[onemancult]

FUCKING LEGS ARE ON MILITARY DOUBLETIME AND SHIT, JESUS

[onemancult]

DAMN AND SHE LUVVVS DA WHITE WINE MMMMM SIP IT UP SALLY MMMM

[onemancult]

HAI IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY SOMETHING NO I CANNOT SPARE A HAND

[onemancult]

YO I CANT STOP THERE BE MAD FOTOGRAFIKALS OF HER AND STUFF

[sleazie ninja number 47]

iimm moar a nelly yuki guy....

[Liberation1945]

yo i gots me that uniqlo umbrella!

i just need some matchin shoes. =(

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yello rafs duh...

[onemancult]

I LOVE HOW I START POSTING WHITE GIRLS AND TWO OF MY FAVORITE AZN BRUTHAS SHOW UP TO THE PARTY

[onemancult]

I'M THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE, HOMEBOY GOT A MIND THAT A MAP COULDNT FIND

[Liberation1945]

^^ that looks like a REALLY sleazie sleazie

[sleazie ninja number 47]

^^how dat du he find my flikr acct?

LIBFOFIVE LIKE WHITE DEVIL BITCEHS>>> BUT I TAKE ANYTHING.

anywayz, I just read that j-humph. signed with img models irl, i hope i get to see neekked pics of her in upcoming fashun magz.

[onemancult]

i am start european fashun magz called HOUSE OF CULT just to pay monies

to have j-humph model for me.

entire issue.

wearing only raf SEAmons accessories strategic place over naughty part.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i would goto jail for a good 6 months just to be a PA on said shoot.

i gotta get me the young hollywood issue of teenvogue

[chantheman]

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Blair Waldorf is Justin Chapin??! Justine Chapin is Blair Waldorf?!? wtf?!?!

WfB_HV8mWPQ

[chantheman]

yes crazy huh

[sleazie ninja number 47]

am i the only nigga that didnt know that? i would toss waldorf salad after she run the new york city marathon.

[junglejane]

man, how is blair riding that bike. I have tried time and time again to ride a bike with a mid-thigh length dress on. pedaling+oncoming wind=bajingopolis. not happening.

[willy cheesesteak]

i see mad girls do it in the city. i suspect they use tape or something magical.

[onemancult]

keep excess dress fabric tucked in between your thighs and pedal at a leisurely pace and youre fine.

[polishmike]

keep excess dress fabric tucked in between your thighs ...

or even deeper

[alexryb]

Blair Waldorf is Justin Chapin??! Justine Chapin is Blair Waldorf?!? wtf?!?!

Duuuuuuude.

Entourage + Gossip Girl.

Crossover possibility? The crew from Entourage returns home to Brooklyn, meets up w/ the rich kidz of Gossip Girl, Vince fucks Serena, Chuck attempts to seduce Eric, Turtle is constantly mocked by Blair for his horrible style? Ari signs Jenny as the next up-and-coming cover girl model?

[Chuck Bass]

celibacy tour? may i remind you of the back seat of my limousine, several times.

and her birthday party.

[ProfMonnitoff]

celibacy tour? may i remind you of the back seat of my limousine, several times.

and her birthday party.

i'm...

fuck... you are...

[sphoxx]

werecop hoodie?

[Astérix]

Jenny's got them dope thighz...