WAYWT shit talking thread

[fndmybetterhalf]

i think hes gonna verbally punch him in the throat with metaphors?

[sidneylo]

JackPhotography gets hella deep with it. His shit talking gets metaphorical.

[sidneylo]

If he knew any better he'd know he just put a huge vagina on his face.

[DüM]

metaphorically speaking of course.

[JackPhotography]

I was never really all that great at paying attention in my english classes.

fuck it

[landho]

Jack, you meant "figuratively":(

[sidneylo]

Figuratively speaking of course.

[dunkin deeznuts]

this thread is gonna get metaphysical

welcome back JACK!!!! metaphorically speaking of course........

[constant struggle]

i luv i jah

[landho]

"How long are you going to grow that mustache?" T asked.

"Maybe I'll grow it forever," I said.

"Oh. That's a long time."

"I meant that figuratively, T. Nothing lasts forever."

"Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. So there was really no need to tell me that you meant it figuratively."

"Well, if I didn't say that I meant it figuratively, you would have thought that I meant it literally. That's why I glossed it."

"Well, you didn't qualify it either way. So why would I take your statement to be literal rather than figurative?"

"Because, T, literal discourse is the normal mode of discourse. When people say something, they are almost always being literal, unless otherwise noted."

"Oh, I get it."

"You should have said, 'I figuratively get it.' See? You're not literally getting anything! What you're literally doing is understanding what I just said. So, in order not to confuse people, you always add the tag 'figuratively' when you're not speaking literally."

"Ah."

"For example, when I say, 'I see a car,' people know that I literally see a car. Otherwise, I would have said, 'I figuratively see a car.'"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean?"

"I don't understand how you 'figuratively' see a car."

"Do you literally not understand or do you figuratively not understand?"

"How do you figuratively not understand something?"

"It could be a metaphor."

[Spaghettini]

is dude wearing vans in the first pic and supreme blazers in the second? if so, wow

your fat short feet make you look like you got MBT Anti-shoes on

and nice brand new kermit deck setup (10)

[jetlenoir]

I'm sure we can shit talk him without saying gayfaghomocommiepinkogermandemocratarabterrorist and whatever other 'insults' Milspex likes to use.

...............

[geekbonchic]

I am ashamed that I laughed at that. (0)

Okay, fine (5).

[freecat]

"I meant that figuratively, T. Nothing lasts forever."

firguratively , two times forever is better than one tiimmes forever

[dibadiba]

How do either of these guys leave the house like this?

[conan.]

yo dibadiba, at least i'm not the one who took a pic of his penis and sent it to another superfuture member

[Charlie Delta]

LOLWUT?

Details?!? (no pics please...)

[dibadiba]

LOLWUT?

Details?!? (no pics please...)

fuckin guy ASKED ME FOR THEM. attitude to match his pants, that's dope.

[conan.]

you do realize that you said 'with girlfriend' so that makes me hetero and you homo since you sent pics sans girl and only cock...

also anyone is entitled to their own opinion, as it is an outlandish fit, except for you cuz you look like inbred cock-guzzler, your girlfriend [if it is even her] is just a facade to cover up because your molesting dad aspired for you to be normal but you always dreamt of being a tosser of sizzling balding chainstitching salads

thanks

bye

[dibadiba]

not sure if that was supposed to be either witty or funny, but lulz.

[conan.]

yea lulz is right, laugh at my joke while i laugh at your futile attempts of redeeming your terrible terrible fits that came out of diesel, shithead

you showed me your cock so regardless of what you say, you are flaming salad tosser, go toss the salads at mcdonalds and post some awful fits while you are at it. oh wait, mcdonalds uniform look better than your diesel fits

yo

go guzzle some cocks

love,

raekwon

[dibadiba]

still haven't gathered any lulz yet. keep going.

[dibadiba]

[skiniks]

you sent him a picture of your cock.

edit: thanks for the grey rep you dick juggling chav.

[Halifamous]

you sent him a picture of your cock.

this bears repeating, also, careful analysis.

Why. Why.

[blankall]

Dude this has to be the most ridiculous SUFU argument ever. Carry on

[conan.]

nah it's only ridiculous cuz this fool is same online as he is IRL, shoots blanks and can't keep it up, ie needs to edit his post cuz he don't got nothing to say

also he is cumbucket

[dibadiba]

nah it's only ridiculous cuz this fool is same online as he is IRL, shoots blanks and can't keep it up, ie needs to edit his post cuz he don't got nothing to say

also he is cumbucket

what post did I edit? lol

[RFKorp]

holy internet drama, batman.

Why are we even talking about conan and who sent who a picture of somebody's dick? did you guys get a chance to notice the other shot dibadiba posted? that's not fashion, that's a bad halloween costume.

[DüM]

conan, did he atleast say no homo? he should've written it on his cock.