WAYWT shit talking thread

[Guest jmatsu]

^his cock is at about the same level as the gq featuring jordan's face.

reminds me of the fat version of chris walken's gay artist son in wedding crashers.

[Leonard Leroy]

tell him what to do though and he'll do it.

[DüM]

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[Leonard Leroy]

hah, that was a reply/reenactment of those above two vids.

[ChattyPuma]

Dum wins....

[ordo]

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He could probably go with a better shoe with that fit.

[Leonard Leroy]

"Just gotta act normal just gotta act normal, move my hands (oh shit forgot to move my fingers) ok walk normal towards the cammmmeraaaaa fuck!"

[ChattyPuma]

must not be gullible

must not be gullible

must not be gullible

must not be gullible

must not be gullible

must not be gullible

[mpcec]

R3XAOAmt-jI

He could probably go with a better shoe with that fit.

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He could probably replace the boots.

[mr fluffernutter]

This thread took a turn for the worst.

Again.

[Leonard Leroy]

just go to sleep and imagine him watching you he goes over. you are slumbering, he wants to touch but he doesn't. he lets you feel his breath, he partakes in your breathing. he lets desire build up and you wake up as he intends to follow through.

only. he's not there. was he ever there? good night.

[e0d9n0b5]

say what you want about him being a borderline sociopath, the kid makes bank thats for sure.

[nf one]

aint nothin like sippin on grey goose an lookin at jordan in front of the living room stove in my stapleford shirt YEAYUH

[mpcec]

say what you want about him being a borderline sociopath, the kid makes bank thats for sure.

Rofl, please tell me you saved the pic of his bank statement.

[Leonard Leroy]

its around on something awful. I love the alternating ATM withdrawals and debit purchases from Armani Exchange.

[e0d9n0b5]

i didn't save it but he makes around 100k/year doing search engine optimization? something like that.

[Guest jmatsu]

i didn't save it but he makes around 100k/year doing search engine optimization? something like that.

only 100k a year? that ain't balla status...

[Leonard Leroy]

not search engine optimization, more like spam.

[mellowbonsai]

hey, at least these somethingawful jerks arent blowing up the entire forum defending their GQ lookin-ass shit

[zehero]

fuck. how many fuckin budget soundbombers i gotta see everyday?

6 million ways to die, (bitch) choose 1.

word.

i have that backpack and i don't want to wear it because everyone on the internet fucking has it now.

i fucking hate you for being such a trendsetter soundbomber

[SENDkylHISPASSWORD]

this look only works if youre an israeli fashion designer walking down the runway after your latest show... even then its still a little campy, but at least you'd tuck your shirt in

i dont completley hate this - would be a good outfit with oxfords, and tucked in shirt. also, gay pose wrecks it.

[headcoat]

http://uglygoons.blogspot.com/

[gramps]

I think the trash might be able to appreciate this.

This guy has a je ne sais quoi kind of creepiness eh? Like, I never saw any pictures of those two german guys that arranged to eat each others penises but from now on I'm just imagining two of these guys wearing different shirts or something.

PS. I'm pretty psyched that I didn't have to google how to spell "je ne sais quoi"

[Servo2000]

Best part is the posed GQ magazine / Grey Goose Vodka still life.

[mellowbonsai]

HE IS A MAN WHO ENJOYS THE FlNER THINGS IN LIFE

[Hella Hyphy]

[sean_]

that uglygoons site is fucking terrifying

[icandunkonu]

this makes my stomach hurt.....a lot

[headcoat]

That is some extreme lens distortion right there.

[mellowbonsai]

i bet he listens to wilco on bose headphones